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Chris

The human torch has been denied a bankloan!

About Me

I'm funny, good looking, smart (both in appearance and intellect), easy going yet hard working, strong, fit..........hang on.......I must be the perfect man!! Either that or a complete liar. Jury's out on this one. Also I have many leather bound books and my appartment smells of rich mahogany.

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My Interests

I love everything, everyone and er....everything. Correct me if i'm wrong but I believe Diversity was an old, old wooden ship.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a nice young man, settle down and start a family. If I were to give you some money from my wallet would that ease the pain?

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Music:

I can groove to most stuff except R+B and Garage, keep that stuff away from me. I'd rather burn. Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been when its right its right why wait until the middle of a cold dark night. Wheeeeeeeeeen everythings a little clearer in the light of day. Aaaaaaaannddd you know the night is always gonna be there anyway. Thinking of you's working up my apitite, looking forward to a little afternoon delight. Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite and the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight.....booooooooooooooo Afternoon delight......woooooooooop Aaaaaaaaaaaaafternoon delight. Thankyou i'm here all week.

Movies:

Anchorman!! Anything Jackie Chan or equivilent! I'm definitly an action guy, I've not time for political thrillers or soppy chick rubbish. Guns, lots of guns. On as side note I love the Green Mile. This is worse than the time the racoon got in the copier!

Television:

It's a formidable scent, stings the nostrels. I'm going to be honest with you brian that smells like pure gasoline.

Books:

I'm fed up with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane...oh yes

Heroes:

Ron Burgandy, Jackie Chan and Spiderman. I'd list myself as one of my heroes but that would make me look arrogant and self obsessed which is clearly a lie. Knights of columbus that hurt!

My Blog

Magic

Having a day off work so i got to watch Chuckle Vision on tv! Old school!
Posted by Chris on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 08:19:00 PST