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Reverend E.E. Splintwood

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About Me

I like to eat Burger King. That's all you need to know.

My Interests

I rubbed a lot of mescaline into my eyes.

Music:

Sonic Youth, Amon Duul II, Faust, Can, Kraftwerk, Neko Case, Butthole Surfers, TV On the Radio, Ed Hall, Nick Cave, The Frogs, Psychic TV, Flipper, Public Image Ltd., Lucinda Williams, , Roy Orbison, Hank Williams Sr., Massive Attack, Can, Gary Numan, The Tubeway Army, Rilo Kiley, Peter Gabriel, Ween, Mr. Bungle, Genesis (69-79), The Monks, Frank Zappa, Marianne Faithfull, Johnny Thunders, Tommy James, The Plasmatics, Cheap Trick, Sly and The Family Stone, Tin Hat Trio, Neu!, DEVO, John Cale, Roky Erikson, The 13th Floor Elevators, Roxy Music, 45 Grave, Big Star, Brian Eno, Blondie, Velvet Underground, ABBA, Tangerine Dream, David Bowie, Joy Division, New Order, Portishead, Ministry, Flaming Lips, Front 242, Bauhaus, This Mortal Coil, Cocteau Twins, The Residents, The Replacements, and Wholesome God-Fearing Christian Rock.

Movies:

Thundercrack!, Blue Velvet, Stroszek, Two-Lane Blacktop, Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid, Sweet Movie, Naked, Once Upon a Time in the West, Repo Man, Polyester, Days of Heaven, Hell's Bells: The Dangers of Rock & Roll, Salesman, Seconds, Boogie Nights, Paths of Glory, Street Trash, Basket Case, Nostalghia, Supervixens!, Society, Over the Edge, Breaking the Waves, The Thing, Dead Ringers, Drowning By Numbers, Heathers, The Ninth Configuration, Neighbors.

Television:

Peep Show, Father Ted, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Futurama, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Rescue Me, Black Books, Get a Life, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, The State, Stella, The Sarah Silverman Program (Yeah, I admit it), The Boondocks, Upright Citizens Brigade, Strangers with Candy.

Books:

Hubert Selby Jr., Jim Thompson, Philip K. Dick, Franz Kafka, Thomas Ruggles Pynchon, Henry Millker, Charles Bukowski, Cormac McCarthy, Jose Saramago, Thom Jones, Flannery O'Connor, Larry Brown, Barry Hannah, Harry Crews, Kurt Vonnegut, Katherine Dunn, Raymond Carver, Harlan Ellison, Thom Jones, Jim Goad, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Philip Roth, John Sayles, Sinclair Lewis, Herman Melville, Walker Percy, Malcolm Lowry, Some other dead fucks.

My Blog

My life went to shit at 2:33 PM.

At 2:32  in the afternoon, things were going relatively fine and normal for me.  I lead a boring, uneventfull life, but I'm use to it.  As long as nothing immensely devestating happens ...
Posted by Reverend E.E. Splintwood on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:38:00 PST

National Lampoon, Heavy Metal, Porn, Down the Shitters.

I just watched "Heavy Metal" again tonight, the first time in a decade.  I remember in 1995 when this movie first came out on video.  My local, favorite, (and defunct since 2000) video store...
Posted by Reverend E.E. Splintwood on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:08:00 PST

My Stupid Fucking Sitcom for Scriptwriting Class (for Real this Time)

Yeah. I had to write a sitcom pilot for one of my classes. The script sucks, but I did it. It's 30+ Pages of my Manjuice on Paper. It was only suppose to be 15... But I had a seizure while writing it ...
Posted by Reverend E.E. Splintwood on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 09:45:00 PST

The Sarah Splintwood Chronicles: Vol 1: The Rock & Roll Western

If you actually visit my profile at all you will notice that I slightly altered my "Top Friends" list.  Deceased character actress Anne "Goonies" Ramsay is no longer my number one friend-- but a ...
Posted by Reverend E.E. Splintwood on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:26:00 PST

SHITTY 80’s COMEDIES: A Project in the Making

After viewing Doctor Detroit yesterday I've been influenced to start another soon-to-be aborted film project (the 100 Movies one wasn't aborted.. I'm still writing, just haven't been blown away by muc...
Posted by Reverend E.E. Splintwood on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 10:10:00 PST

An OLD E-Mail I sent to a Sexual Solicitor

..>..>..> ..> A Very Old E-Mail I sent to a Sexual Solicitor... I was going through some old accounts on Yahoo today and I found this little gem that I completely forgot about. But after reading ...
Posted by Reverend E.E. Splintwood on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 12:01:00 PST

Listen to my lame ass Weekly Radio Show.

Yes, you fuckers.. It's true. They let me broadcast on the radio... ON THE FUCKING RADIO. Assuming anyone would ever want to listen to my boring taste in music:FRIDAYS12 AM - 2 AM (EST)90.1 WIUP-FMIf ...
Posted by Reverend E.E. Splintwood on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:14:00 PST

Chris Crocker and Other Folks like Him...

Earlier in the week a video of this retard showed up on YouTube.  If you haven't seen it by now I will escort you out of your cave and show it to you below.  In the past week ...
Posted by Reverend E.E. Splintwood on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:29:00 PST

Insomnia and Cunt-Faced Politicians

Normally I wouldn't be blogging because I'm feeling pretty uninspired/don't feel like bloggin' much anymore--- But I'm bored and don't feel like doing anything constructive.  Tonight I watc...
Posted by Reverend E.E. Splintwood on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:44:00 PST

I was in Videodrome tonight...

For the past 3 hours I was inside Videodrome....  I mean it.  Last year I tossed out most of my bootleg video collection that I had gathered in my 2-3 years in the video trading circuit; th...
Posted by Reverend E.E. Splintwood on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:11:00 PST