Cord

= Cord Montgomery
Greetings my name is Cord. If you don't know me...consider yourself blessed.
I really don't like a lot of people.
I don't like MAC users because they are really smug about owning one and always find every opportunity to brag about it whenever they can. Instead of referring to their computer as a "computer," they say OH LET ME SEARCH FOR THAT ON MY MAC! We get it you have a mac, the mouse is inferior and the shortcuts are inferior. You don't have a right click we get it, you're so much better. Now go around telling people how much better MACS are because they have a music program that comes with it, and that's pretty much the only reason that makes it better on your logic. While you're doing that I'm going to use my computer NOT MY PC, my computer.
I suppose I'm quite the big nerd.
I work at Blockbuster.
I'm very pessimistic and cynical.
I think I have a chemical imbalance in my brain but I've never bothered seeking any type of cure for it.
I have no friends.
I don't like avid feminists.
I'm a sweety pie and I reply positively to petting and physical affection.
I tend to not make eye contact when I'm talking to people.
You can teach me new things if you reward me with treats.
I think Batman is really cool.
Whenever I'm feeling down I watch Clerks II, makes me treasure the few great friends I still have.
I used to do stand-up comedy...poorly.
I have OCDs about my hair.
I constantly chew gum. I prefer Eclipse to other brands.
I'm a nice guy and a loyal friend. Women seem to take advantage of me due to the nice guy qualities I have.
I lift weights time to time.
I may have a cheery attitude and funny personality but I really have led quite the tragic life.
I don't like to have my picture taken.
I enjoy a wide variety of music.
I enjoy people who make me laugh.
I'm attracted to females and Ryan Reynolds with a beard.
I like to play with my Wii.
I like going to the movies.
I eat whatever I want.
I have a very dry sense of humor and people don't understand when I'm being sarcastic.
I'm certain I could lie my way through a polygraph test and pass it.
I can't sleep with socks on.
I'm generous to my friends.
Anything can entertain me, I'm very easy to please.
I enjoy making fun of people because I'm very good at it.
I am not a serial killer.
And if we are ever in a situation where we could be killed, I will do anything in my power to save my own life.
Basically to sum it up...... I'm the shit.
AIM = Cordmontgomery
Irish/Scottish/German/English/Australian. 100% White. 60% Proud.