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Kyle

The sky is falling, LET'S FUCKING PARTY!

About Me

I am a crazed person, and that is sometimes pretty neat, if I don't say so myself. After so much crap and so much hospitalization, I've decided on a sort of self-indulgent nihilism that will entail creating a family of freakish outcasts like myself so that we can make a lot of musical noise and noisy music. I want to eventually start making trashy, far-out movies to go along with the trashy, far-out nature of the music. I'm not only looking for musicians (none of whom have to be professional), but flipped poets, crazed thespians, warped performance artists, aspiring FX sickos, perverse dancers, artistic fetishists, and, of course, FRIENDS (those things are really cool). One day, I would like to travel this filthy planet with my li'l freakshow (which, when in effect, must become OUR freakshow, in case future fellow maggots are reading this and may be intervested). I love horror and the mix of beauty and ugliness, and people who dig trying to come up with new ideas in a time when everything's old should be especially up my alley. I will probably be writing a lot of crap of all kinds (conceptual, personal, etc.) and, if you read it, it might be a sign you're KINDA MESSED UP. Good fer yoo. More photos and other craziness are cumming soon. I'd love to relocate one day to a place where the music is dark, loud, and fucked up; where people have been so freaky for so long that it's safe to just be yourself and get away with it; where the weather isn't too hot or too cold (unlike Texas, which is often both at fairly regular intervals, with little difference in between). I want to live life on a razor's edge that runs right off the vine and, even if it kills me, at least I found life, love, liberty, and one memorable pursuit of that ever-elusive thing they call "happiness" before I died. Cheezy? Perhaps. Cliched? Definitely. We now live in a time where we staple cliches on top of cliches, and nothing or no one is spared. I just want to live. FOR FUCKING REAL! Very well...99 Personal Questions What is your full name?: Kyle (something something) Your birth date:: A fateful day of right and wrong in 1983 What color is your hair? Is it short, medium or long?: Brown, sorta medium, but short in places What color are your eyes?: Sky blue or gray How tall are you?: Tall enough, but not a giant Single or Taken?: Single, I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine on that one Do you have pets? If so, how many and what kind?: A lotta roaches Who do you live with?: See previous answer What do you do for school and work?: Read books I'm warned about and come up with twisted ideas Any kids? If not, do you want any?: No kids, don't want 'em either What music do you listen to the most?: The fucked up kind with more than a pinch of the subtly decadent Do you like to read? If so...favorite book(s)?: I love to read; my favorites at the moment might be a tie between Kell Robertson, Bukowski, LeVay, and my book about the Cinema Of Transgression Virgin or not?: Definitely not, but it sometimes gets to feelin' that way Name your 3 closest friends.: Clay is first and foremost, but I'm not entirely fond of the favorites game Which one is your very best friend?: Clay, because we go back Your skin...is it fair, medium or dark?: Fair? How often do you really "go out"?: Not much, unfortunately Have you ever lost anyone you loved?: Hasn't everyone? Ever been in love?: Yes On a scale of 1-5 how organized are you?: 0 Do you excercise regularly? If so, how often?: Not really, unless you count shaking from musical possession Zodiac sign?: Truth be told, I'm a Taurus Have any nick names? If so, what?: Vyle Kyle, Asshole, etc. They called me Death in middle school, but they called me Faggot also, so... Name a couple of T.V. shows you watch a lot.: There really aren't I watch a lot anymore except for "Beavis And Butt-Head" for the most part, but I like others, too Movie(s) you can watch over and over:: The ones I haven't got to watch over and over for a long time or at all Do you have tattoos? If yes, how many and where are they?: No Any piercings? If yes, how many and where are they?: No Wear glasses?: Yes Have braces?: No Do you have siblings? If so, how many?: No, unless you count siblings that are not by blood or written law Are your parents still together?: No What is/was your worst subject in school?: Math Your best subject?: Literature/Language Do you currently play any sports? If so, what?: No Do you like to dance?: Yes, but there are many who prefer not to call it dancing... fuck 'em Sing?: Yes (and the same can often be said for that unless I'm surprising the hell out of them) Favorite color?: Tie between red, black, gray, slime green, and purple Favorite Holiday?: A tie between Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas Where, outside of the U.S. would you like to visit?: Much of Europe, for starters Do people tell you that you act older, younger, or your age?: I've been told all three Ever have an imaginary friend as a child?: Yeah, RawHead Rex Ever been skinny dipping?: Yeah, when me and some friends got high and decided to be a tribe Did/Do you enjoy highschool for the most part?: No, but I'm surprised how much I've felt nostalgic for those days Do any drugs? If yes, what?: Drugs... that's a loose term Drink? If yes, how often?: Why didn't you say so? I do that often Smoke?: That, too Ever been in a physical fight? If yes how many and who were they with?: Not many of them were fights as much as confrontations; I've been in a couple fights Have you ever cheated in a relationship?: Only with pictures What's your definition of cheating?: Being with someone who you have convinced you could never have thoughts away from and then turn around and fuck someone else Do you wear pajamas to places other than at your house?: No Have you ever stolen anything from a store or from someone?: Absolutely Ever cheated on a test?: Probably Ever been in any legal trouble?: I guess, but I always ended up going to mental hospitals instead of jail Do you regret anything?: Unfortunately, a regret more than a few things Name 5 of the most important things in your life.: Music, movies, friends, writing, the realizations I have sometimes come across How many languages can you speak and what are they?: I speak English fluently Are you a touchy feely person?: Only if I'm allowed to be Do you take showers in the morning or at night more?: Both; it just depends on when I take one Do you trust easily?: I have had a history of it, and it deserves to die a fast, painless death Any phobias?: Yes Are you a heavy or light sleeper?: It depends on how I was doing before I went to sleep (drunk, sleep deprived, etc.) When did you make your myspace profile?: Last year, I think Any disorders you've actually been diagnosed with (O.C.D., A.D.D...)?: OCD, ADHD, paranoid schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, schizoaffective disorder... Collect 'em all! Are you a morning person?: No Sunrise or sunset?: Sunset Ever had surgery?: Yes Ever come close to death?: Oh yeah Ever broken any bones?: I don't think so When you die, would you rather be burried or cremated?: Cremated Play any instruments? If so, what?: Keyboard, the occasional guitar Have you been told you can sing well more than once?: As many times as I've been told I suck, which isn't bad 3 physical features you get complimented on a lot:: My eyes are the ones I've been complimented on the most Your least favorite feature:: My rather feminine looking pidgeon toe waddle/sashay Clothing store you shop at the most:: I'm not fond of admitting it for my own reasons, but Hot Topic What is/are your heritage(s)?: Native American, Irish, Norman French-English What is your religion or do you not really have one?: I don't really have one; I have an interest in Satanism, but if I didn't meet its stipulations by my own nature, it wouldn't surprise me Ever been cheated on?: Yes, I am fucking sure of it Ever had a one night stand? If so, how many and do you regret any of them?: None yet Current friend that you have known the longest:: Clay Name someone you can tell just about anything to.: Clay (he is most accepting of my explorations of taboos) Sweet or Sour?: Why not both? Where were you born?: Fort Worthless, Tejas Do any of your close friends have children?: No Are any of them married?: No Have you ever taken any antidepresants or anxiety medication?: Yeah Ever seen a therapist?: Uh-huh Did/do you transfer schools a lot?: Sometimes, definitely Favorite animal to have as a pet:: Dog How many floors does your home have? How many bedrooms and bathrooms?: Two, and probably about thirty friggin' bathrooms at least (it's an apartment) Do you live in a neighborhood or in the middle of nowhere?: In a neighborhood Favorite food:: I have many, so one off the top: pizza Do you like to shop?: Mainly for movies and CDs How often do you go online?: Not enough, but I hope to fix that; there have got to be people who think I'm one of those "collectors" of myspace because I haven't had enough time to get around to them How sexual are you on a scale of 1-10?: 11 Something or someone you miss the most from childhood:: The most innocent of ignorance Have you ever slept with somone 10 years or more older than you?: Yep Over 10 years younger?: Nope Are you usually late, early or right on time?: It seems to be an equal tie between the three, but lateness and earliness may spill over just enough to narrow it down slightly Are you happy with your life for the most part right now?: Nope, but I would like to be and should be one day (at least, more than I am now)
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My Interests

The weird, the wild, the nasty, the deranged, the wonderful. If it ain't on the wild side, it's at least got to say it's been there.How bad are you? Have you ever stolen?: Yes Have you ever cheated on a test?: Maybe cheated with someone else?: No How often do you use four letter words?: Me? I'm fuckin' insulted How often do you drive above the speed limit?: I don't drive at this time Have you committed vandalism?: Absolutely so Have you ever smoked?: Yep, and I'm about to do it again in a minute or two Tried drugs?: Yes, I didn't always simply try them Played strip poker?: Not yet Taken candy from a child?: IfI did, it was probably when I was a child myself Crashed someone else's car?: No Danced naked in public?: Nope, but they acted as if I was doing worse when I danced fully clothed Ran from the police?: No, but I was about to set fire to one once Skipped class?: Yeah; I was a regular Ferris Bueller, except I got in the shit for it Run over an animal?: Nah Watched pornography?: Someday I would even like to make some Made a prank phone call?: Yeah, those are sometimes amusing
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to make fucked up DIY "movies" and "music". People who feel like slapping their meat across politics and religion. Those who are fucking bored enough to do just about anything. Anyone who knows that it's a double-standard of shame when the artsy-fartsy, "you can't play music without a degree", braindead, "American Idol" wannabe fuckers get to be pretentious but I don't. Women who aren't feminazis. If you want to be the bride of whatever the fuck you're looking at/reading about, let me know. Just don't expect me to be rich.© I got My Skulls Here xXx

Music:

These are only some of the ones on my personal playlist from hell: Hudson Falcons, X-Marks The Pedwalk, The Meatmen, Creepazoid, Ministry, Kurt Cobain, Marionettes, Motorhead, The Bollock Brothers, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, Nitzer Ebb, deadindustry, Madcastle, The Cure, The Pixies, Suicidal Tendencies, Crimson Stain, Slayer, Sick Amusement, GWAR, Dead Can Dance, Megadeth, Mayhem, Purgatory, The Mission UK, Cords, Christian Death, Prick, Marilyn Manson, Peace, Love And Pitbulls, The Tubeway Army, Judas Iscariot, Mithras, Sunshine, Joy Division, Tiger Army, Alien Sex Fiend, Intense Hammer Rage, The Deviants, Hank Williams, The Flesh Eaters, Clan Of Xymox, AC/DC, Test Dept., Baptism, me.at.us, The New Law, Murder City Devils, KMFDM, Johnny Cash, Biohazard, Revolting Cocks, Bauhaus, Alice Cooper, Devo, Torment Defined, Jimmy Dean, Techno-Animal, Type O Negative, Gravity Kills, Midian, Grot, Blacklist, Murder Squad, My Bloody Valentine, Repugnance, Depeche Mode, The Cramps, Godheads, Sepultura, Destroy All Monsters, Pig Destroyer, Lard, Kittie, Deadsy, The Templars, The Doors, Iron Maiden, Weezer, Charley Pride, Tones On Tail, The Candy Snatchers, Trick Babys, Angel Rot, Nico, Deftones, Ghost Dance, Anal Cunt, Lung, In Excelsis, Children On Stun, Pantera, Insane Clown Posse, New Order, Smashing Pumpkins, The Dead Kennedys, LES Stitches, The Voluptuous Horror Of Karen Black, Godflesh, Weird Al Yankovic, Arrogant Worms, Peter Murphy and Tom Waits, The Last Dance, T.S.O.L., Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel, Zarathustra, Skinny Puppy, Body Count, Radiohead, Actifed, Morgans, Toadies, Roger Miller, Bonnie Guitar, Stabbing Westward, Deicide, The Wretched Ones, Mercyful Fate, Demon Seed, Atari Teenage Riot, The Dementia Project, Klute, Wives, Psychopomps, Ducky Boys, Suburban Threat, The Resurrection Experience, Foetus, Nine Inch Nails, Gary Numan, Theatre Of Hate, Sea Monkeys, Brainchoke, Angelo Badalamenti, Black Sabbath, Machetazo, Faith No More, Clutch, CIV, Big Electric Cat, Billy Idol, Condemned 84, Rollins Band, Hank Williams, Jr., Force Fed, Orange 9MM, Fad Gadget, Psychic TV, Sexpod, Penal Colony, Fear, God, Eels, Denis Leary, Gorerotted, Nosferatu, The Forgotten (the hardcore punk band), The Vanishing, Swans, Suspiria, Edera, !Action Pact!, The Trouble (the hardcore punk band), The March Violets, Clock DVA, The Bomb Party, Brutal Insanity, Corpus Delicti, Electric Sex Circus, Fecal Matter, Rammstein, Faron Young, The Velvet Underground, Buttsteak, Filter, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Cowboy Junkies, Johnny Horton, Leukorrhea, The Dead Milkmen, The Queers, Steve Polz And The Rugburns, Bloodhound Gang, The Damned, David Bowie, New Mind, Vigilantes, Agathocles, Joined At The Head, Into A Circle, Melvins, Controlled Bleeding, Regorge, Johnny X And The Conspiracy, Die Krupps, Black Velvet Flag, Mephisto Walz, Merle Haggard, Kitty Wells, Lunachicks, Primus, Soundgarden, Gene Loves Jezebel, Stress Magnets, Major Accident, The Boils, Rage Against The Machine, Voivod, Bombshell Rocks, Pain Killer, Dash Riprock, Fudge Tunnel, Pump'n Ethyl, Main Street Saints, The Dark, Ex-Voto, Drogheda, Machine Head, Relix, Headbutt, The Wake, Monster Magnet, Die Laughing, Romeo Void, The Lords Of The New Church, Stone 588, Switchblade Symphony, Agnostic Front, King Diamond, Rosetta Stone, Beef Conspiracy, Cable Regime, Collide, Breakaways, White Zombie, Gravediggaz, Iggy And The Stooges, Regenerator, Mortifix, The Swarf Sisters, David J, 45 Grave, The Stranglers, Echo And The Bunnymen, Butthole Surfers, One Way System, Kill Switch... Klick, Tori Amos, Snuka, Waiting For God, Deepred (the death metal band), Pressure Point, Babes In Toyland, Hollow Point, Soft Cell, House Of Pain, The Flaming Lips, Gary Stewart, Skrew, Play Dead, Bathory, Deep Red (the Gothic rock band), The Shadow Project w/ Gitane Demone, Absu, Sin, Fat Hacker, Henson Cargill, Bobby Jimmy And The Critters, Lydia Lunch and Rowland S. Howard, Krays, Patriot, Blur, A Flock Of Seagulls, Dead Orchestra, Inkubus Sukkubus, Delerium, Death, Adolf And The Piss Artists, Whiskey Rebels, Big Iron, Anti-Heros, Tool, Pussy Galore, Johnny Paycheck, Hole (the one you think it is), Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Dropkick Murphys, Lou Reed, Prophecy, Typhoid Mary, Cop Shoot Cop, The Virgin Prunes, Inhumate, A Global Threat, Buggles, Patsy Cline, Sweet Diesel, Rubicon, Razed In Black, Cream, Pink Floyd, Innerwar, Beastie Boys, Iron Cross, Cannibal Corpse, Crazzy Dave And The Attention Deficit Disorders, Soft Cell, The Pogues, X, Motley Crue ... I also like Venom, Siouxsie And The Banshees, The Church, Possessed, The Sex Pistols, Ramones, Misfits, Danzig, The Smiths, Celtic Frost, Obituary, Revenge (the black metal band), Napalm Death, Necrosanct, Hawkwind, old Metallica, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, The Sisters Of Mercy, The Cult, Guns N' Roses, and quite a few others. By the way, if you've read all this, you've got serious problems (like myself... GOOD FOR YOU!).

Movies:

"Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein" (1948), "AC/DC: Let There Be Rock" (1980). "After Dark, My Sweet" (1990), "After Hours" (1985), "Airheads" (1994), "Airplane!" (1980), "Alice Cooper: The Nightmare" (1975), "Aliens" (1986), "Alone In The Dark" (1982), "American Gothic" (1988), "American History X" (1998), "Andy Warhol's Bad" (1977), "Angel Heart" (1987), "Anguish" (1987), "Anthrax: Oidivnikufesin N.F.V." (1987), "Apocalypse Now" (1979), "Arsenic And Old Lace" (1944), "Assault On Precinct 13" (1976), "Attack Of The Giant Leeches" (1959), "Back From Hell" (1993), "Bad Santa" (2003), "Bad Taste" (1988), "Baseketball" (1998), "Basket Case" (1980), "Being John Malkovich" (1999), "Beyond The Darkness" (1979), "Bloodbath At The House Of Death" (1984), "Blood Feast" (1963), "Blood Freak" (1972), "Blood Simple" (1984), "Blood Sucking Freaks" (1975), "La Blue Girl 3" (199?, animated), "Blue Velvet" (1986), "The Body Snatcher" (1945), "Brain Damage" (1988), "The Brain That Wouldn't Die" (1959), "Bram Stoker's Dracula" (1992), "Bride Of Chucky" (1998), "Bride Of The Monster" (1956), "The Brood" (1979), "Bubba Ho-Tep" (2002), "A Bucket Of Blood" (1959), "Burial Ground" (1979), "Bukowski: Born Into This" (2003), "Cabin Fever" (2002), "Candy Sales Garage Massacre" (1998), "Cannibal! The Musical" (1994), "Carnival Of Souls" (1962), "Carnosaur 2" (1995), "Cat People" (1982), "Cecil B. Demented" (2000), "A Certain Sacrifice" (1985), "Charlie's Death Wish" (2003), "Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things" (1972), "The Chinese Connection" (1971), "A Chinese Torture Chamber Story 2" (1998), "Choke" (2001), "Christine" (1983), "Class Of Nuke 'Em High" (1986), "Class Reunion Massacre" (1976), "Clerks" (1994), "A Clockwork Orange" (1971), "Cohen And Tate" (1988), "Collateral" (2004), "Combat Shock" (1984), "Constantine" (2005), "Corpse Bride" (2005), "Crazy House" (1930), "Creepshow" (1982), "Critters" (1986), "The Crow" (1994), "Curdled" (1996), "Cutting Moments" (1997), "Dark Angel: The Psycho Kickboxer" (1997), "Dark Star" (1974), "Dawn Of The Dead" (1979), "Day Of The Dead" (1985), "Dead-Alive" (1992), "Dead Birds" (2004), "Deadly Buddhist Raiders" (1972), "Dead Man" (1995), "The Dead Next Door" (1989), "Death Becomes Her" (1992), "Death Race 2000" (1975), "Death Scenes 2" (1992), "Death Wish 2" (1981), "The Decline Of Western Civilization" (1981), "The Dehumanized" (199?), "Deliverance" (1972), "Dellamorte Dellamore" (1994), "Dementia 13" (1963), "Demons" (1985), "Demon Wind" (1990), "Denis Leary: No Cure For Cancer" (1992), "The Dentist" (1996), "Desperate Living" (1977), "The Devil Bat" (1941), "The Devil's Advocate" (1998), "Dirty Harry" (1971), "Dirty Work" (1998), "Disturbed" (1990), "Disturbing Behavior" (1998), "D.O.A." (1950), "Donnie Darko" (2001), "Don't Look In The Basement" (1973), "The Doom Generation" (1995), "The Doors" (1991), "Dracula" (1931, Tod Browning), "Drum Struck" (1991), "Eaten Alive" (1976), "Ed And His Dead Mother" (1993), "Edge Of Sanity" (1989), "Ed Wood" (1994), "Ed Wood: Look Back In Angora" (1994), "8MM" (1999), "Eraserhead" (1977), "Escape From New York" (1982), "The Evil Dead" (1982), "Evil Dead 2" (1987), "Evilspeak" (1981), "eXistenZ" (1999), "The Exorcist" (1973), "Faces Of Death" (1978), "Fade To Black" (1980), "Falling Down" (1993), "Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas" (1998), "Female Trouble" (1974), "Fight Club" (1999), "Final Destination" (2000), "Finger Pickin' Good" (199?), "A Fistful Of Dollars" (1964), "Fists Of Fury" (1971), "Flesh Gordon" (1974), "The Fly" (1986), "For A Few Dollars More" (1965), "Four Rooms" (1995), "Frailty" (2001), "Frankenhooker" (1989), "Freaks" (1932), "Freeway" (1996), "Fright Night" (1985), "From Beyond" (1985), "From Dusk Till Dawn" (1995), "From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter" (1999), "Frozen Alive" (1964), "Full-Tilt Boogie" (1997), "Funland" (1988), "The Gate" (1987), "The Gates Of Hell" (1980), "Ghost Town" (1988), "Ghost World" (2001), "Ghoulies" (1985), "Ginger Snaps" (2000), "Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning" (2004), "Glen Or Glenda?" (1953), "GoodFellas" (1990), "Gremlins" (1984), "Gummo" (1997), "GWAR: Phallus In Wonderland" (1992), "Halloween En Espanol" (199?), "Halloween 2" (1981), "Hamburger Hill" (1987), "The Hangnail" (1997), "Head" (1969), "Heat" (1995), "Heathers" (1989), "Heavenly Creatures" (1994), "Heavy Metal" (1981), "Hellraiser" (1987), "Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer" (1985), "The Hidden" (1987), "The Hills Have Eyes" (1977), "A History Of Violence" (2006), "The Hitcher" (1986), "Horror Planet" (1981), "House" (1986), "A House In The Hills" (1993), "House On Haunted Hill" (1958), "House On The Edge Of The Park" (1979), "Identity" (2003), "Idle Hands" (1999), "I Drink Your Blood" (1971), "Ilsa, She-Wolf Of The SS" (1975), "Invasion Of The Body Snatchers" (1976), "Island Of Death" (1975), "I Spit On Your Grave" (1978), "I Was A Teenage Zombie" (1986), "Jackass: The Movie" (2002), "Jacob's Ladder" (1990), "Jail Bait" (1954), "Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday" (1993), "Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back" (2001), "Joe's Apartment" (199?, the short that inspired the feature film), "Judgment Day" (199?, animated short), "Kids" (1995), "The Killer Shrews" (1959), "Kill The Scream Queen" (2004), "King Of The Ants" (2003), "King Of The Zombies" (1941), "Lady Death: The Motion Picture" (200?), "The Lady Vanishes" (1938), "The Last House On The Left" (1972), "The Last Supper" (1995), "Leaving Las Vegas" (1997), "Leviathan" (1989), "The Lost Boys" (1987), "Lost Highway" (1997), "Lucky" (2002), "Luther The Geek" (1990), "The Mack" (1973), "Mad Max" (1979), "Mallrats" (1995), "Man Bites Dog" (1992), "Maniac" (1934), "Maniac" (1980), "Maniacts" (2001), "Man On Fire" (2004), "Mardi Gras Massacre" (1978), "Martin" (1977), "May" (2002), "Meet The Feebles" (1989), "Me, Myself And Irene" (2000), "Mindwarp" (1989), "Ministry: In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up (Live)" (1990), "Monsturd" (2003), "Monty Python And The Holy Grail" (1975), "Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life" (1983), "Mother's Day" (1980), "Ms. .45" (1981), "Murders In The Rue Morgue" (1932), "Near Dark" (1987), "Nekromantik" (1987), "New Jack City" (1991), "The Nightmare Before Christmas" (1993), "A Nightmare On Elm Street" (1984), "Night Of The Creeps" (1986), "Night Of The Demons" (1988), "Night Of The Ghouls" (1959), "Night Of The Living Dead" (1968), "Nomads" (1986), "Nosferatu" (1921), "Not Another Teen Movie" (2001), "Nowhere" (1997), "Open Range" (2003), "Opera" (1988), "Pale Rider" (1985), "Parents" (1987), "Phantasm" (1979), "Pieces" (1983), "Pink Flamingos" (1972), "Pink Floyd: The Wall" (1982), "Piranha" (1978), "Plan 9 From Outer Space" (1959), "Poltergeist" (1982), "Porky's" (1981), "Possession" (1981), "Predator" (1987), "Pulp Fiction" (1994), "Pumpkinhead" (1988), "Rabid Grannies" (1988), "Race With The Devil" (1975), "Rammel Der Hase" (197?), "Ravenous" (1999), "Real Killers" (1997), "Re-Animator" (1985), "The Red House" (1947), "Redneck Zombies" (1986), "Repo Man" (1984), "Reservoir Dogs" (1992), "Return Of The Alien's Deadly Spawn" (1982), "The Return Of The Living Dead" (1985), "River's Edge" (1986), "The Road Warrior" (1981), "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" (1975), "Romper Stomper" (1993), "The Rules Of Attraction" (2002), "Sam Kinison: Family Entertainment Hour" (1990), "Saw" (2004), "Scalps" (1982), "Scanners" (1981), "Scarecrows" (1988), "Scarface" (1983), "Scary Movie" (2000), "Schwanzel Und Gretyl" (197?), "Scream" (1996), "Secret Window" (2004), "Serial Mom" (1994), "Shaun Of The Dead" (2004), "The Shawshank Redemption" (1994), "Shivers" (1976), "Shock Asylum" (1997), "Silent Night, Deadly Night" (1984), "Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2" (1987), "Sin City" (2005), "Skinner" (1995), "Sleepaway Camp 2: Unhappy Campers" (1988), "The Slumber Party Massacre" (1982), "Slumber Party Massacre 2" (1987), "Society" (1985), "Sorority House Massacre 2" (1990), "South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut" (1999), "Spookies" (1986), "Spooks Run Wild" (1941), "Spun" (2002), "Stand By Me" (1986), "Storytelling" (2001), "Strangeland" (1998), "Strange Things Happen At Sundown" (2003), "Strangler Of The Swamp" (1946), "subUrbia" (1996), "Sunday's Game" (1999), "Suspiria" (1977), "Taxi Driver" (1976), "Teenage Exorcist" (1993), "Ten To Midnight" (1983), "The Terminator" (1984), "Terror Firmer" (1999), "Terror Toons" (2002), "TerrorVision" (1986), "Tetsuo: The Iron Man" (1988), "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (1974), "Theatre Of Blood" (1973), "There's Something About Mary" (1998), "They Live" (1988), "The Thing" (1982), "Thou Shalt Not Kill... Except" (1985), "Tombstone" (1993), "The Toolbox Murders" (1978), "El Topo" (1970), "The Toxic Avenger" (1984), "Trainspotting" (1997), "The Traveler" (2005), "Tremors" (1990), "12 Angry Men" (1957), "Twice Dead" (1988), "2,000 Maniacs" (1964), "Unforgiven" (1992), "Unmasked: Part 25" (1988), "Untitled" (1999), "Up In Smoke" (1978), "Vampire's Kiss" (1989), "Very Bad Things" (1998), "Videodrome" (1983), "The Violent Years" (1956), "The Warriors" (1979), "Wild At Heart" (1990), "The Witchmaker" (1969), and "The Wizard Of Gore" (1973), and that's for starters, though I will surely return with more.

Television:

I personally think most television sucks to the umpteenth level. I can't think of many shows I thought were cool and still do, but here's some: "American Gothic", "The Twilight Zone" (original), "Tales From The Crypt", "Mutant League", "Beavis And Butt-Head", "Daria", "Get A Life", "Married... With Children", "Family Guy", "South Park", "The Simpsons", "Red Dwarf", and "Seinfeld". There could be more, but we'll see about that later.

Books:

I'm currently reading one by Michael Guinn (but I can't remember the title at the moment for some reason; I just know that he refers to himself as The Clit Technician on the cover). It kicks ass so far, as I expected. Some books that I love: "Deathtripping: The Cinema Of Transgression" by Jack Sargeant (my ultimate favorite), "New Poems 1" by Charles Bukowski (thanks, Tim, it fuckin' rules), "The Story Of Philosophy" by Will Durant (a handy guide!), "On A Pale Horse" by Piers Anthony, "Waking Up Screaming" by H.P. Lovecraft, "Night Shift" and "The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger" and by Stephen King (I'll have to read them all now!), "The Thief Of Always" by Clive Barker, "Satan Speaks!" by Anton Szandor LaVey (I never thought I would find so much down-to-Earth clarity coming from such a source, but many people should read it), "The Psychotronic Encyclopedia Of Film", "The Psychotronic Video Guide", "The Evil Dead Companion" (very inspirational), "Cult Flicks And Trash Pics", etc., etc. I also have one by Kell Robertson, which is fuckin' excellent. As far as books go, there's much I'm interested in reading, but haven't got around to. I want to check out more Nietzsche, some Sartre, some more Lovecraft, Voltaire, Aleister Crowley, Karen Carr, Carlos Castaneda (may have misspelled his name?), Jack Ketchum, Bret Easton Ellis, Gerald Hournier (again?), Lloyd Kaufman, Albert Camus, Alan Bryce, Joe Bob Briggs, Edgar Allen Poe, Joe R. Lansdale, Hunter S. Thompson, etc.

Heroes:

Ahhh, heroes, mythological creatures that I do not believe in. Antiheroes, on the other hand...

My Blog

The terror continues....

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Yes, More! More And More! Ha Ha!

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Part 9: You Don’t Want It, But It’s Here Anyway, Ha Ha!

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Part 8: The Ominous Return

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Part 7: May I Remind You That These Are (Or Were) Real Bands, Artists, Etc.

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Part 6: Weird, Perplexing, Elaborate, Silly, Fucked Up, Offensive Band Names Live

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Part 5: Back With A Vengeance

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Part 4: The Far From Final Chapter

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Pt. III: The Beginning

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More weird and/or fucked up band names

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