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saramonster

angrysarabear

About Me

ambiguous/androgynous. lazy. grandiose. noncommittal. loner. fatty. ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------- likes: sophomoric fecal humor, media piracy, de/malformation in critters (even us), comics, sci-fi, horror, hair cuts/dye jobs, shoes, cartoons, peewee herman, the library, being sober, twue wuv. dislikes: car accidents, brake lights on the freeway, zealots, relapse

My Interests

writing. music. copyright infringement. poop. cartoons. embarassingly sexist comics from the 70's. about space. and anthing by grant morrison, neil gaiman, garth ennis and brian k vaughan.

I'd like to meet:

oh, you know. the usual. and peewee herman.genesis p-orridge, kurt vonnegut, frank zappa. andy warhol, so i can say "THANK YOU FOR THE GREAT IDEAS! oh yeah, and i like your wig.. and udo kier is the shit, where on earth did you find that man" god, if it exists, so i can say, "WHATS THE DILLY-YO?" and then high five it. wouldnt like to meet any more dope zombies. BOR-ING ..

Music:

copyright infringement is your best entertainment value - - - (negativland teehee) weird obscure stuff and neato keen funny stuff and original non formulaic stuff. i dont listen to the radio unless i'm a guest in someone elses car. for reals yo. but i do watch tv so i'm not a total snob. i just think most music on the payola is shite. and its shite being scottish!

Movies:

david lynch. tim burton. kubrick. waters. greg araki. secretary, rivers edge, bladerunner, vampire hunter d. hedwig and the angry inch, velvet goldmine, python. anime with evil 17-dicked demons and giant robots. oh yeah, and TOOTSIE, can you say "mr brewster i'm very PROUD of being a whuman"? oh yeah, and taxi driver. "he callled you names, he called you a little piece of chicken"

Television:

simpsons, futurama. family guy. robot chicken. red dwarf. adult swim. anime. anything about psychiatry or crimes. star trek, OK? invader zim! "doom doom doom" i secretly like those bad b rated star reality show on vh1. sshhhhh dont tell anyone.

Books:

comics COMICS. NO, I mena it. FUCKING COMICS. scifi fluff. horror fluff. philosophy dead weight. true crime novels. stuff about psychology/iatry. to drop a few names, terry pratchett, neil gaiman, harlan ellison of course vonnegut.

Heroes:

genesis p-orridge, frank zappa, weird al, kurt vonnegut, my folks, secretly... (they have their shit TOGETHER, man.)

My Blog

lately

i enjoy smoking tobacco. a lot.i have way too much hair, and i'm slowly but surely losing all my confidence and its my own fault. things are ok but when i really put my mind to it, i can be absolutely...
Posted by saramonster on Tue, 29 May 2007 02:58:00 PST

sick

been sick for like 2 weeks, carter too...havent been out much,m but am out today.coffee, but drinking tea instead, full of flegm. been coughing out a lung here and there.haven t been laid in like 2 we...
Posted by saramonster on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:25:00 PST

stole yet another blog concept from my big sister

sara Location of Death: Portland, OR Date of Death: 1/25/2030 12:38:26 AM Last Person Called: Jamie Last Number Dialed: (503) 839-834* Autoposy Performed:...
Posted by saramonster on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:43:00 PST

toothpastefordinner.com

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Posted by saramonster on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:53:00 PST

first timei ever did stuff, a gay questionnaire

1st time you ever saw porn? 2nd grade? at school, ripped into pieces in the bathroom on the floorsaw a real (not photo of) naked lady (besides yo mama)?probably like 11 or 12, the sara johnson eramast...
Posted by saramonster on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:11:00 PST

bad news about treatment for my back

just found out that i cant go to Spine One because they dont accept HMO's. They take ppo's, workmans comp, car insurance, that kind of stuff. they had ZERO input as to wher else I could look for some ...
Posted by saramonster on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:12:00 PST

gay myspace surveys that are worthless but at least i dont BULLETINIZE them like a gimp

Some gay survey Current mood: manic manic manic     LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE*Name: sara*Birthday: 8277*Current Location: s.j. - silocon valley*Eye Color: hazel*Hair Color: artificial ...
Posted by saramonster on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:45:00 PST

manic depressive, the only way to fly

i'm manic as fuck. ive been drawing the mana symbols for swamp and mountain all day, trying to work out a small stencil for my new blank chucks (generic converse with no logo) i have  migraine, b...
Posted by saramonster on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:15:00 PST

genius in france

ever since lawrence played me white and nerdy ive been obsessed with weird al and its driving me crazy. room mate sitch is going well, back is still fucked up, waiting for the insurance to approve som...
Posted by saramonster on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:03:00 PST

domo (domo)

lots of boring stuff, moved in with tye, a young asian american who plays magic the gathering as much as mah boy.... and we have cable so i get to watch naruto whioe they play if i dont want to partit...
Posted by saramonster on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 08:15:00 PST