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The Jargon

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About Me


Thieves Jargon is a literary journal that specializes in weird fiction, poetry and artwork from a collection of drifters, drinkers, and dreamers. Pretty much the anti-New Yorker. Somebody recently described our style as a mixture of underground, pulp, and literature. We used to publish a new issue every week. Now we update every day.

Thieves Jargon Press is a publishing company that puts out books written by the finest of the Thieves Jargon authors. We have published three books thus far. Our most recent book is called Dollhouse . It's written by a guy named Mike Boyle . It's about a rock and roll guy trying to get his band together. He lives with his girlfriend and her single mom in the suburbs. He'd rather not be a mess, but it's hard to avoid trouble when there's so much of it surrounding you. Click the legs for more information:

My Interests

Fiction under 5000 words, poetry that doesn't rhyme, artwork of a certain quirky nature.

I'd like to meet:

People who bum smokes, buy drinks, and wear reading glasses. Those who will trade artwork for books.

Music:


Movies:

Ghostbusters, the Coen Brothers, Bill Murray, Big Trouble in Little China, Cabin Fever, Once Upon a Time in the West, Rip Torn, Schwarzenegger, Bloodsport.

Television:

Sports and movies.

Books:

Delphine Lecompte , Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Denis Johnson, Martin Amis, Paul Auster, Richard Brautigan, Jim Thompson, William S. Burroughs, Jack Black, Raymond Chandler, Jonathan Lethem, Roald Dahl, Berke Brethed, Joseph Heller, Alan Moore.

Heroes:

Dock Ellis.

My Blog

Where the Hummingbird Goes to Die

(poetry by Justin Hyde) So right after I finish this book, I’m sitting around trying to figure what I should say about it, and my roommate comes down and picks it up off my bed and starts readin...
Posted by The Jargon on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 07:26:00 PST

The Garbage Bush years

Finally finished my copy of Spencer Dew’s "Songs of Insurgency."Okay, so I think the reason this book works for me is because I moved to Boston (age 23) the week of September 11th. More or less,...
Posted by The Jargon on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:04:00 PST

Raymond Carver in a punk house

Mike Boyle posted some good new poems on his blog here:(I really like the first one)http://bohobait.blogspot.com/And a new review for Dollhouse here:http://www.ghotimag.com/ReviewBoyle.htm("Mike ...
Posted by The Jargon on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:44:00 PST

Vote for the best Thieves Jargon story

This is my favorite of the online writing awards. Thieves Jargon always gets a few notable stories listed, but we haven't cracked the top ten yet. Which would make me really happy.Surely you had one f...
Posted by The Jargon on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 08:36:00 PST

Delphine in Print Anthology

"Expletive Deleted" is a print anthology released by Bleak House Books, edited by Jen Jordan. It has some big names and some smaller names. Worth getting for Delphine Lecompte's story "Three Tepid Sho...
Posted by The Jargon on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 08:29:00 PST

The Parlor -- North Shore writers

Want to take writing classes in Salem? Help The Parlor get off the ground by taking a short survey. This is a real good cause being masterminded by Adam and Jen, the team behind that slick print journ...
Posted by The Jargon on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:09:00 PST

On rejection

"disregard the submission i sent around october 21st. a poet friend of mine who has been published in your magazine a few times before showed me a rejection you guys sent him that i found disrespectfu...
Posted by The Jargon on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:20:00 PST

Expository, plotless writing

Aha! Check out the newest Dollhouse review here, courtesy of Sue Miller at GUDMagazine. They're offering a free copy of the book, so there's that to think about.  ...
Posted by The Jargon on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:31:00 PST

$5.33?

Some bozo is selling a used copy of Dollhouse over at Amazon for $5.33. This type of slashdown is probably not the greatest for author and publisher, but we're not in this for the money, so maybe...
Posted by The Jargon on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:29:00 PST

Fuck you for only reading the short pieces

One person told me they read Greco's story in a way that led me to believe they actually read it. Same for Kepnes. Same for Van Noord. That's why I tell these writers they need to focus their effort...
Posted by The Jargon on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:43:00 PST