The funniest thing I've ever read was something my friend Deb and I found from the Rhode Island Education Enrichment Program. They had a list of demands. I have this list hanging on my wall so that I see it every day. One of my favorite demands is "Our organization need help and you will help us." Now that's the spirit, eh? I write twisted domestic stories and like to watch my family's super eight home videos from the '70s. My last name may or may not mean "I'm baking" in Russian. I like seeing people get arrested, in person, not on TV. I wrote a will when I was in fourth grade. Death, wow. I hope it's as pretty as the Cape! My family, I love them something fierce. My cousins, whoa.
I am the queen of Splendorea. But this is a complicated matter. I am also a member of a secret society called The Poly-blend mafia.
I forgot to mention Poly-blend mafia when I was interviewed for this awesome blog. Click here to read the interview and the short story!
I write. I write TV. And I write instant messages. Way too often.
Click me to read about my worst dates ever on MSN
Read my story on TV's best unmarried couples on MSN
And I looove to write short stories. I am still fasincated with ability to hyperlink, and cannot get over this. Here are my babies!:
You Can't Kill Broccoli with Gunpowder
Dig
The Biopsy
Sky Miles
Accutane
The Nomad
Lip Work
Mmmmmmm, Steak!
My Son, the Priest
A Matter of Time, Mrs. Pyle
Why I'll Always Wear Layers
Heirloom
Tsunami Party
The Way You Make Me Feel
Companions
Breaking Water
Harvey's Mouth
Delete Forever
The Instant Passing of a Young Drunk Girl
Wavelengths
The Worst Harvard Alumna
The Red Sox are Coming to Cape Cod!
Suzy Gets the Peaches
Her World
That Bitch
