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Menthol Cigarets and Eddie Murphy

Do my faithful sheepleunderstand the ugly significanceof newport's thriving meat marketand kool's infinity surroundedby zahgurim's twenty-three?And just how didEddie Murphy gofrom molesting transvesti...
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 15:31:00 GMT

The Other Book of Right On

A hairy ape laybound with duct taperestrained to anintimateexaminationtable.A spritely smirking nymphsnaps on rubber gloves."Now," she whispers inan adopted french accentlightning, thunder and stars,a...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 08:30:00 GMT

Some Pink Cotton Candy

You're so sweetall the timethat i'm half-scaredto lickbetween your thighsfor fearyou'll disappearlike pink cotton candyright before my eyes.
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 08:27:00 GMT

The Queen of Ethernity

Pixistadors ride confederate centaurswearing shiny silver spursand carrying magic pinwheelsthrough which they blowglitter with glossy pink lipsthat leaves enemy soldierssnoring peacefully on the battl...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 10:34:00 GMT

Ape In A Cage

Let me run mydirty wordy needle throughyour network of veins.Let me remove mymystical cable tow tieto bandage your handthird degree blistered byan afternoon reach around.I'll keep you throughgood time...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 07:18:00 GMT

Before The Beginning Began

Baphomary birthed this universefor Bah-Gawk's benificent rulewhile Bionic AntiChrist busilystroked Jesusaurus' lizard tool.
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 08:30:00 GMT

Cleopatra's Needle

Baphomary blew glitterinto Bah-Gawk's penisthrough the eye of a needle passing throughCleopatra's camel toe.Gold bellsand bluelinen acrossher royalpinkleylines.Baphomary blew glitter in and itcame out...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 20:50:00 GMT

08may09pce.freya.0032hrs.

Tonight's sudden lightning stormis made from my wrathmalice and mental murder.An iron fire hammeredthrough your concrete heart.I am the only masterof this heavenly domain.I am god's owngreener pasture...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 07:55:00 GMT

Four Oh Seven Haiku

Liquid crystal candy centersilver twinkle mushroom sporeshackled grapplers battle blindfoldedbutter warmed evening choke.
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 07:25:00 GMT

Sunday Sermon: A Bionic Psychic Colostomy

There's this gnawing sickness in the center of my white gut.  The spot where blood bubbles burst through intestinal walls and a ruptured swill spills forth.  Wet, rank and fibrous, a lifetime's hate c...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 22:31:00 GMT