literature, poetry, comic books, independent cinema, art, photography, graphic design, watching naked midgets arm wrestle
other people with mutant super powers like me--people who are comfortable farting on the first date--hot chicks who might wanna' lick my tattoos or my girlfriend's boobies
Tom waits, leonard cohen, giant sand, howe gelb, calexico, iron & wine, nick cave & the bad seeds, ween, they might be giants, cake, wilco, white stripes, radiohead, bob dylan, jack johnson, johnny cash
Some of my favorite filmmakers are: David Lynch, Todd Solondz, Gus van Sant, Stanley Kubrick, Robert Altman, Francis Ford Coppola, Quentin Tarantino.
network TV programs make my pee-pee hurt! i can't stand it. sitcoms especially make me wanna' regurgitate!
Some of my favorite writers are: Albert Camus, David Ives, Mark Leyner, Charles Bukowski, William S. Burroughs, Harold Pinter, Edward Albee, David Mamet, Eugene Ionesco, Samuel Beckett, Sarah Kane, Jack Kerouac-- CHRIST! This list could never end. I'm a total whore when it comes to literature and drunken chicks with low self-esteem!
my freshly shaven testicles