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Daniel Crocker

Proudly writing pro-balls novels since 1922.

About Me

I eat peas. I eat an awful lot of peas. Hey, you should check out www.danielcrocker.freeservers.com for a fresh dose of fatpants. And www.greenbeanpress.com. And eat your peas. They help your "movements."

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

Biting stuff. Seriously, I'll bite some shit. http://www.freewebs.com/menofletters/index.htm

I'd like to meet:

Clubber Lang. My prediction...Pain. You should check out Men of Letters http://www.freewebs.com/menofletters/index.htm

Music:

Check out Dan Cray.

Movies:

Revenge of the Nerds IV.

Television:

I have a color tv with a black and white tv sitting on top of it. The picture works on the color, but not the sound. Sound works on the black and white, but not the picture. My favorite channel is UHF.

Books:

I write them. I only like the ones I write though.

Heroes:

Well, they've always been cowboys. They still are, it seems. http://www.freewebs.com/menofletters/index.htm

My Blog

What's in the can?

Can of Christmas Cancer              Margaret didn't have a bank account; she kept her money in a coffee can just above the refrigerator in a cab...
Posted by buktrouble on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:00:00 PST

zombies

Here's a bit of an example of how sometimes things don't work out.  I've always wanted to write a zombie story because, well, I love zombies. So I though, hrmm, zombies attacking a trailor park h...
Posted by buktrouble on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:17:00 PST

Another Myspace commercial.

Become a Published author!  http://www.dorrancepublishing.com/info.asp?program=internetg ooglecontent&gclid=CLG57KaBrYsCFQYMZQodRAOYVQ And you too can drink yourself to death in your parent's...
Posted by buktrouble on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:04:00 PST

What's the word?

The Bird "They were all grotesques." "The hands alarmed their owner." --Sherwood Anderson, ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Winesburg, Ohio   &...
Posted by buktrouble on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:46:00 PST

My new cover letter.

Now that I'm slowly overcoming whatever mental maladies were affecting me in Michigan (you know, snow,) and I'm writing and submitting again, I figured it was time to update my submission letter. Thes...
Posted by buktrouble on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:30:00 PST

Roots.

  Roots              I have always had a fantasy.  It's not something I've told my wife, of course.  It's not something I've told ...
Posted by buktrouble on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 08:45:00 PST

Dirty Old Men; revised.

  Reworked.  This, probably the final version to send out. Dirty Old Men                  My eyes were puffy spong...
Posted by buktrouble on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 08:35:00 PST

Santo

Well, there has been some hub-bub concerning this season's American Idol (you watch, admit it), and I'm not talking about the pictures of that chick giving a blow job. I'm talking about this guy: &nbs...
Posted by buktrouble on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:00:00 PST

.....

MY FAT ISN'T MY FAULT!   http://micronutra.com/glucofast.html?kwgroup=gf_nutrisys& ;utm_source=google_c&utm_medium=ppc&utm_campaign=Glu cofast&utm_term=eat%20less&gclid=CPKL99eq...
Posted by buktrouble on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:13:00 PST

Broken

Well. It's been awhile since I've written anything. And I don't mean just to you fools. I mean, real writing. It's been months. And before that it had been months. I used to write several hours night ...
Posted by buktrouble on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:07:00 PST