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About Me

If you imagine a strange man with a passion for music, poetry, and humanity, you have me. If you imagine a fish with three heads holding a pitchfork and mourning the death of its wife and children... you should buy yourself a ticket to an institution. Generally, I'm a friendly guy with a catty streak. I love to dance, joke, flirt, drink, smoke, laugh, read and write. I have a mind as quick as a bear trap... granted it's probably a little rusty and in dire need of repairs and oil, but a beartrap nonetheless! My philosophy is this: Life is too short to take seriously. Our main missions in this world are to fart around until we ascend our mortal figures and become gods among men... or wormfood. Whichever is first. Currently, I'm working on various projects including a webcomic and a novel. I love to have new friends who have the same passion for writing and music as I do. And trust me... I've got a lot of passion to go around!!Whee! Come send me a message if you want to chat, talk, rudely make bodily noises with our hand and armpits. Whatever you want! I'm pretty much cool with anything.
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My Interests


Music. Writing. Sock puppets. My nephew Nathanial. Music. Writing. More sock puppets! RPGs. Puppies. Clubs with a heavy techno beat in the background. Men. Cute men. Oh, did I mention that I'm the queen of all queens? All the sock puppets I can find, dammit! Hiking. College courses. Making up stories. Poetry. Talking. Kitties!! Cooking. Going to new places and meeting new people. Finding rare and strange underground rock music. Writing long, rambling entries in things like this. Wheee!
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I'd like to meet:

People willing to take a good joke at their expense, and give a few back at me. Anyone who loves to eat with chopsticks. Anyone with a gold tooth or knowledge of VooDoo practices. Movie stars, models, and tractor-trialer drivers, too. Lesbian rodeo clowns. Gay vending maching mechanics. Single mothers who collect animal organs in formaldehyde. Anyone who is willing to enjoy a few words from a slightly aloof, partially naive fool of a man who just loves talking and emmersing himself into the world.

Music:

Motown, the Beatles, Tracy Nelson, Bonnie Raitt, Poe, Dean Martin, Schubert, Tchaikovski, Bhrams, The Clash, The Cars, The Cure, the Casualties (Lots of C's huh?), Antony and the Johnsons, KT Tunstall, Elbow, Eva Cassidy, Sufjan Stevens, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Hal, Ry Cooder, Michael Bubele, Muse, Dandy Warhols, Tool, Boa, Garbage, Anything by Yoko Kanno or the Seatbelts, They Might be Giants, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Dream Theater, Tiger Army (never dies!), Evanesence, OTEP, Drain STH, Stephen Sondheim, ATP, Bobby Bare, No Doubt (old stuff), The Letters Organize, Billy Talent, Radiohead, Madonna (Human Nature and earlier), Marcy Playground, SoundGarden, Jeff Buckley, Leslie and the Lys, The Flaming Lips, Coletrane, Dana Owens (Queen Latifah), Janis Siegel, Jem, Johnny Cash, Belle & Sebastian, Camera Obscura, The Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Junior Vasquez, Gnarls Barkley, Goldfrapp, ... Honestly, the list goes on and I don't have time to put them all on here.----------------------------
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||| 23%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Indie |||||||||||| 46% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Movies:

Scarin' Babies



WHITESTKIDS.COM sketch by the 'Whitest Kids U Know' American Beauty, Office Space, Magnolia, Adaptation, Tank Girl, Death to Smoochie, Garden State, I 3 Huckabees, REALLY REALLY REALLY bad horror films.

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, old Simpsons episodes, Grey's Anatomy, Flavor of Love, most of the Adult Swim line-up (Fuck 12 oz. Mouse and Tom Goes to the Mayor, though. Fuck them to Hell), Comedy Central Presents: stuff.

Books:

Too many to count, so let's just put it this way. If the book has pages, I love it. Favorite Authors include James Clavell, Wally Lamb, Rohinton Mistry, Kurt Vonnegut, James Lee Burke, Patricia Cornwell, Sue MacPhereson, Dan Crocker, Steven King (Dark Tower Series), Frank O'Connor, Anton Chekov, Dante, Sylvia Plath, Ayn Rand (just to argue with her philosophy), and Spinoza (philosopher, I know, but still, he wrote books!). Poets: Too many to say. Sylvia Plath, Pablo Naruda, Lord Byron, Andrew Hudgins, Billy Collins, Langston Hughes, etc, etc.

Heroes:

TAMMY FAYE BAKER: If anyone can put up with washed-up celebrities, she can!TOMMY LEE JONES: God I love him.QUINTEN TARINTINO: you HAVE to love him! You MUST!CHRISTOPHER WALKEN: Need more Cowbell.STEPHEN SONDHEIM: The ONLY broadway music that I like!WALLY LAMB: No one's ever touched my soul so deeply.ROHINTON MISTRY: No one's ever made me sob during class like he did.ALEX: My best and dearest friend. I look up to her the most, and I don't think she'll ever know that.SUPERMAN: Why not?JOHNNY DEPP: Someday, I'll be just like him... then I'd probably have a chance to bang him good-like.W.B. YEATS: I read his poetry when I was in fifth grade. I still read "The Second Coming" like the first. I want to be like him when I grow older.

My Blog

’Bout Damn Time for One of These

Tonight is the night of the Total Lunar Eclipse. I am feeling rather crazy as a result, but craziness results in creativity. So I'm flowing with it. Flow with me, shall you? Here's a rundown of everyt...
Posted by Your Top 8 Embarrasses Me on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:55:00 PST

Are you listening??

Okay!So this is a short blog... but VERY important.I found a place to finally live! Hoorah!Great news! I know! >peerOkay, so.... here's the big thing, though.The place I'm going to be living at does n...
Posted by Your Top 8 Embarrasses Me on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:25:00 PST

Things I have learned

1.) Sharks do not live in the Jungle. 2.) Breathing is good. 3.) You skydive from the Sky. 4.) Roosters do not wait until morning to drive you batshit insane. 5.) Chicken Shit is so very imperceptible...
Posted by Your Top 8 Embarrasses Me on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:03:00 PST

And They're Off!

Hawaii has been an experience. The word "Aloha"? I never knew the meaning. Just hello, goodbye. et cetera. Now, there's this whole different REALITY with this word. It's real, it's tangible, or ...
Posted by Your Top 8 Embarrasses Me on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:30:00 PST

Hello, Nice to Meet You.

I've made it to Cincinnati in one piece, and thus my time on the mainland is perilously close to an end. To celebrate, here are two videos that I just absolutely love. ...
Posted by Your Top 8 Embarrasses Me on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:21:00 PST

Suburban Slob

Suburban slob,count on nothing from me, I tell you.I don't know your life. You poor soul. You forgotten        &nb sp;   wretch.You read Kerouac and Bu...
Posted by Your Top 8 Embarrasses Me on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:44:00 PST

Okay, a warning

Heya reader friends.I'm going to be posting blogs COPIOUSLY for the next month, all fiction, poetry, or essays. One a day, or groupings of two or three here and there. Some of these will be a little.....
Posted by Your Top 8 Embarrasses Me on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:41:00 PST

Mamihlapinatapai

Mamihlapinatapai: (n., Fuegan) a look shared by two people, each wanting something, each hoping the other will initiate it, neither wanting to initiate it themselves. Newest word I've discovered... .....
Posted by Your Top 8 Embarrasses Me on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:31:00 PST

Sometimes the Internet Makes me Smile

The names of said internet friend have been changed so to protect the dignity of their penises. Everything else is exact truth. Learn it. Live it. Love it. Get it. Itch it. Nurse it. Pass it. MyB...
Posted by Your Top 8 Embarrasses Me on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 08:13:00 PST

Carol, The Bull Dyke

It's funny that I found this pome so recently, since Jenna and I were talkin' about "Lisa the Bull Dyke". Hope you all enjoy this!   Dumpy little girl has herhair aflame and pants hemmed too high...
Posted by Your Top 8 Embarrasses Me on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:19:00 PST