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Ace Ventura

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About Me


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If you don't already know, I'm a Pet Detective! And I am lovin it! I have been a Pet Detective for a long time now. I started off working with my Dad, then Dad retired and now lives in Iceland. So I took over the company! Someday, I hope to have a son and hand the company over to him! I wouldn't want to live in Iceland but I think I want to go to Miami, Florida. I was there a few years ago and fell in love with the joint.
Being a Pet Detective has its ups and downs. There are times when I am swamped with work and then I have time to mingle with the local yo-yo's. I have had the opportunity to travel quite a bit. Thank God for air miles on my Gold Visa or I wouldn't be able to visit dear 'ol Pop out in Iceland! My air miles also come with unlimited sunflower seeds and gum! UNLIMITED!!
The best job I have had since I’ve been a Pet Detective was when I took this job out in Miami Florida a few years ago. I had to find this Dolphin named Snowflake. Snowflake belonged to this football team with Dan Marino who was the Quarterback. Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah! To make a long story short, Dan Marino was kidnapped and I was kidnapped too. There were bullets and car chases. Good times. Anyways, the story of me finding Snowflake and Marino alive got out and went all the way to the movie producers out in Los Angeles, California! They wanted MY story to make a movie about being a Pet Detective!
So before I new it they were filming "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". After filming was done and the movie hit the theaters, I got a job offer in Africa to find a bat. Not a baseball bat but a BAT! You know, a bat … they fly and live in caves. Boy was that a crazy job too! I was being chased buy more crazy people but these crazies lived in tribes and they painted their faces and had things coming out of their noses. They were some crazy Mo Fo’s. To make a long story short, I came out a rynos ass.
I told the movie dude's back in California about my adventure in Africa and they wanted to make ANOTHER movie about my trip! The next movie was called "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls". A lot of celebrities called me and wanted to play a small part in this film but Stanley Ipkiss got the part. Once he found out he would be playing the part of the ryno, he backed out and came up with some stupid excuse. Oh well, Ipkiss is a nice guy though. For the Holidays I sent him a green mask I got at a garage sale. I was told it has powers. He then sent me a sweatshirt. It had two owls on the front and under the owls it said in letters “Nice set of hooters you got there”. WTF? A sweatshirt with owls? It doesn’t even have a hood.
So, after doing 2 movies I had to get away from things so I took a vacation to Iceland. There was a movie crew that followed me but they caught wind of the Iceland “snow witch” and took off to find it and they never returned. Maybe their camera will show up someday. I'm on MySpace to get more customers. If ya ever lose your little pet friend ... Call me! I also do pet sitting, baths, walks, feedings, shavings, pet counseling (now called pet whispering), teeth cleaning, nails clipping, brushing hair, painting nails, pet modeling. Call me! Let’s talk!!
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My Interests

Playing pool, going to the park, feeding ducks low carb bread, hanging out with friends, going to concerts

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

Ton Loc, Megadeth, Every Mothers Nightmare, Ugly Kid Joe, Faster Pussycats, Pussycat Dolls, White Zombie, Aerosmith, Van Halen, David Lee Roth, Slayer, Slaughter, Murder My Love, Panic! At the Disco, 3 doors Down, The Doors, Elvis, Cher, Motley Crue, P.O.D., Jewel, Smash Mouth, EMF, Jesus Jones, Hair of the Dog, Fight, Rainbow, L.A. Guns, Slaughter, Tuff, Tora Tora, Danger Danger, Duran Duran, Midnight Oil, Enough Z'Nuff, Dio, Skid Row, Metallica, Winger, Poison, C.C.R, AC/DC, Pennywise, Green Gay, Lynch Mob, Guns N' Roses, Bobby Brown,

Movies:

Rudy, Space Balls, Clue, Airplane, Uncle Buck, Spies Like Us, Stakeout, Pretty Woman, Sister Act, Pete's Dragon, What about Bob, Happy Gilmore, Speed, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Weekend at Bernie's, Rent, The Flinstones, Super Troopers, Click, Beaches, Raising Arizona, Whale Rider, Once were Warriors, RV, Fluber, Ghostbusters, Stand By Me, Indiana Jones, 007, Three Amigos, 8 Mile, The Goonies, The Lost Boys, Clue, Ruskies, Ernest goes to Camp, Ernest Scared stupid, Footloose, Ernest Saves Christmas, Police Academy 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, Dickie Roberts, Joe Dirt, Savanna Smiles, Berdie, Legend of Billy Jean, Journey of Natty Gann, Flight Of the Navigator, Welcome Home Roxy Carmichael,

Television:

CSI Miami, Hogan knows Best, Real World, Survivor, Lost, Scrubs, Miami Ink, Doctor 90210, Biggest looser, One Life To Live, Oprah, The View, Martha Stewart, Regis & Kelly, Who's Line is it Anyways, Dora the explorer, Deal or no Deal, Real Housewives of the O.C., American Idol, Real World, Scrubs, ER, Cops, Who wants to be a Millionaire, Super Nanny, While you were out, Extreme makeover, Jay Leno, The Big Idea,

Books:

Home Depot Home Improvement, Lord Of the Flies, The Outsiders, Jokes 101

Heroes:

Mailman, firefighter, bartenders, UPS drivers, trash collectors, former child actors

My Blog

Ace In The House

Here is a video of "Ace In the House" by Tone Loc. Does anybody want to re-create this video or do their own music video of Ace Ventura? Send me what you have done in HTML and I'll post it on the site...
Posted by Ace Ventura on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:28:00 PST

My phone messages

This goes out to the people who have left me a voice mail. Its NOT my real phone number and I will never answer it. Im just replying to messages here. So, if you left me a message my reply will be her...
Posted by Ace Ventura on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:12:00 PST

All about Ace Ventura

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Posted by Ace Ventura on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 10:39:00 PST