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Mr. Larson

I'm gonna get you Shooterrrr!!!

About Me

I edited my profile at projectmyspace.com

I'm a job foreman and I like to go to work and beat up on any little punks that don't take their job as serious as I do.I have no fighting style, I just grab large objects and heave them at people.Or, sometimes i'll grab the little bastards and piledrive the shit out of them! Once, there was this little prick who took too long in the porta john, so I shoved a 18 inch piece of rebar up his ass! Hey, I'm an easy going guy. just don't be a slacker on my watch and you won't get knocked the fuck out. I love beating up on people smaller than me( which is everybody). One guy came up to the trailer one time, big guy, almost my size, tried to pick a goddamn fight just because I killed his mom, I punched him so hard in the forehead he thinks he's a llama now and he shits his pants 10 times a day.

My Interests

I love going to golf tournaments, as well as playing bingo.I usually win at bingo, but when I don't, I usually throw a fit and start beating the fuck out of elderly people.One time this old bastard complained that I usually win, so I flicked a bingo chip right down his esophogas.I have plenty of other stories too, and I'd love to share them!

Books:

Reading's for pussies,boy. I hate reading, unless it's a porn or something. But I like going to libraries and throwing books at random people then I laugh at them. Once, I went to the library to use the internet and the librarian said I need to get off cuz I'd been on 30min so I beat her to death with the scanner.

My Blog

Trouble at the titty bar 2: Easter

SO IT'S EASTER SUNDAY, AND I'M HAVING A NICE BIG MEAL AT HOME WITH THE FAMILY DRINKING MOONSHINE, AND THROWING SHIT ON THE FLOOR, THEN MOMMA SAYS I GOT A PHONE CALL.  I SAYS "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS...
Posted by Mr. Larson on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 07:52:00 PST

Trouble at the titty bar

SO ME AN THE CREW WENT TO THE TITTY BAR LAST NIGHT AND ALL WE WANTED WAS A SOME COLD BEERS, HOT WINGS, AND SOME FINE PUSSY IN OUR FACE. SO ONE OF MY GUYS GRABS A  STRIPPERS ASS AND SHE GETS ALL C...
Posted by Mr. Larson on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 07:58:00 PST