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About Me

My name is the Ultimate Warrior. I have been sent from the almighty gods of the skies therefore I am the masterpiece of God's work. The planets will collide once my menthology of life brings together one's body and soul to unrealistic fortunes. The altitude of the equator will burn the little warriors and mighty demons of your mind. Roses are red violets are blue I am the Ultimate Warrior who the fuck are you? The Smell of an old man's anus brings tears to my eyes and my mouth trembles with fear. I will rule the earth with my golden way's of life to proceed to dominate the elasticity of the fortitude of many thoughts from a 3 legged skunk. Deka, Test, and strings tied around my arms make a man of many questions as I am froms parts unknown to man I write these interviews while I'm on the can. I shake the ropes like a fucking lunatic and all I want is to suck Hulk Hogan's dick. I will bring the power of the Ultimate Warrior to the earth and shake the grounds with the mentality of a giant ice cream sandwich. What the fuck am I talking about and why are you still reading this? You lick ass and grundle for fun. The Warrior will rule the earth and give a guerrilla press to God as I will run the plants together as one whole. FEEL THE POWER!!
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My Interests

I enjoy shaking the ropes, growling, snarling, making unusual faces and grunting sounds, running, breathing heavy, painting my face, taking steroids, watching wrestlemania 6, trying to get a WWE contract, blowing lines, partying with fellow 80's wrestler's, nosecandy, clotheslining people's fucking head's off, rambling on about really weird shit for hours then watching the tape of my incoherent rambling and trying to understand what the fuck I am talking about..

I'd like to meet:

Myself and the almighty God's from the heavens above as I race through time like a wild demon of misfortune and guidelines to hell and the flames will burst through your soul as a intergalactic wildabeast runs through the jungle while being chased by the thoughts of your pet farm animal. My lords will come crashing down to earth and the skies will turn gray and petrify the colors of communication, domination, and masterbation.

Music:

My theme music, "Warrior" by Lloyd Banks, Cocaine by Eric Clapton..

Movies:

BLOW, SCARFACE, BELLY, NEW JACK CITY, KING OF NEW YORK, COCAINE "THE DOCUMENTARY", ANY MOVIE THAT HAS TO DO WITH COCAINE!

Television:

My Blog

THE WARRIOR ON ACID ( PART 2 )

The ULTIMATE WARRIOR IS BACK!! IT IS THE ULTIMATE ONE, THE WARRIOR!!! I AM BACK AND HIGHER THAN EVER!!! I JUST BUILT A SMALL WRESTLING RING REPLICA OUT OF ACID SOAKED SUGAR CUBES AND JUST INHALED THE...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:35:00 PST

Ultimate Warrior’s Official Speech at the White House!!

Ladies and Gentleman this is the official transcript of Warrior and Beefcake's Campaign address to the United States Congress. Although Brutus Beefcake aka Ed Leslie was unavailable to be at this grou...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:13:00 PST

ULTIMATE WARRIOR ON ACID!!

HELLO HELLO MY LITTLE WARRIORS!!! THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR IS FLYING HIGH IN FUTURISTIC PLASMA WITH A LITTLE THANKS TO THESE 7 TABS OF ACID I JUST ATE!! WOOOAH I AM FEELING THE POWER AND I JUST GOT DONE ...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:17:00 PST

THE AFTERMATH OF THE IRON SHEIK'S BITCH FIT!!!!

HELLO MY ULTIMATE FANS IT IS ME ... THE ULTIMATE WARRRRRIORRRRRRR!!! I AM HERE TONIGHT TO INFORM YOU ALL OF THE IRON SHEIK'S CURRENT BITCH FIT ON THE WARRIOR!!! WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WAS THE IRON SHEIK...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:14:00 PST

JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!

HELLO MY ULTIMATE FANS, IT IS ME.. THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!! I HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY LATELY.. TURNING DOWN OFFERS FROM TNA, WWE, AND VH1!! AND DOING AUTOGRAPH SIGNINGS ALL THE WAY FROM NEW JERSEY TO MARS! ...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:44:00 PST

I don't like cocaine.. I LOVE COCAINE!!!

HI MY LITTLE WARRIOR FUCKS.. IT IS ME THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR WITH AN ULTIMATE POEM FOR MY FANS. CHECK IT OUT!!!! I LOVE COKE. IT MAKES ME BROKE. I WET MYSELF. MY PANTS ARE SOAKED. I DRINK MAD BOOZE. RIG...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:46:00 PST

ULTIMATE WARRIOR'S HALLOWEEN COCAINE SPECIAL

HELLO MY WARRIORS.. IT IS ME THE ULTIMATE WARRIORRRR RARGHHH GRRRRROWWLLL FUCKERRRRS FOR THIS ULTIMATE HALLOWEEN EDITION OF A DAY IN THE LIFE OF THE WARRRRRIOR!!! I RESPONDED TO MILLIONS OF MY FANMAIL...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:31:00 PST

DAY IN THE LIFE OF WARRIOR PART 5!!!!

WWWWWOOOAHH!!! I JUST WOKE UP FROM A 3 DAY COKE NAP TO SOMEONE BANGING ON MY DOOR AT 3 IN THE MOTHERFUCKING ULTIMATE MORNING!!! I OPEN THE DOOR TO SEE THISE WEIRD BLACK GUY WITH TATTOOS OF GOD FLASHIN...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 09:33:00 PST

DAY IN THE LIFE OF THE WARRIOR PART 4!!!

SO IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AND I JUST GOT DONE PUTTING ON MY MULTICOLORED PANTIES, TAMPON STRINGS TIED AROUND MY ARMS, AND I JUST FINISHED UP PAINTING THE TIE DYE VAGINA ON MY FACE WHEN MY PHONE STARTS RI...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:51:00 PST

DAY IN THE LIFE OF THE WARRIOR PART 3!!!!

HELLO MY LITTLE WARRIORS IT IS ME, THE ULTIMATE ONE TO LET YOU LITTLE WARRIOR BASTARDS KNOW WHAT I HAVE BEEN UP TO THIS PAST WEEK BESIDES COKE AND 80'S HAIRSTYLES!!!AFTER BOSSMAN'S UNFORTUNATE DEATH&n...
Posted by Ultimate Warrior on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:46:00 PST