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Vader

IT'S VADER TIME!

About Me

IT'S TIME! IT'S VADER TIME! I'm Big Van Vader! I started wrestling in Japan, and kicking everyones ass that it took for me to make some more beer money! I also wreslted in WCW and WWE. I pimp slapped all the competition in WCW to become WCW World Heavyweight Champion twice! It's FUCKING VADER TIME!!I've beaten the shit out of anyone you can think of! Sting, Kenta Kobashi, Sid, Jake the Snake, Ahmed Johnson, Owen Hart, Yokozuna, Mick Foley, Bret Hart....THE LIST GOES ON!! IT'S VADER TIME DAMNIT!! I also like to beat up people that say wrestling is fake and almost serve jail time. I once slapped the hell out of this one pussy on Good Morning Kuwait for saying wrestling was fake. I once beat the holy shit out of Gorilla Monsoon for no reason. He started talking shit, so I Vader bombed his ass like 7 times, and left him in a pile of his own blood. Yeah....he's dead now. Paul Orndorf thinks he's hot shit. I kicked his ass for running his mouth.I also punched out that alky Scott Hall in his last match in WWE back in 1996. He couldn't even see me he was so blitzed. I once got pulled over by some cops while traveling with Mick Foley once. I had potato chip crumbs stuck in my chest hair! I punched out some cops that night! Then I had a brief comeback in late 2005. Some gay wad named The Coach hired me and Goldust as bodyguards against some other punks. I fell off the ring apron and hit my ass. I yelled damnit and everyone heard. IT FUCKING HURT! I'm tired of typing this shit! I need to go collect some more gold and earn some beer money damnit! It's fucking VADER TIME!!!

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

July 1, 2002 - Leon "Vader" White was arrested on suspicion of spitting and threatening officers, resisting arrest, ~~~drinking and driving, careless driving and leaving the scene of an accident.. ~~~Leon White had apparently driven his sports utility vehicle into a bush about a block from his home, ~~~suffering a cut on the head, and left the scene to go home. ~~~The police went to White's home and he said he was looking for bullfrogs and catfish in a pond and crashed while driving home. ~~~The officers said White appeared to be drunk, and when asked if he'd been drinking, said: ~~~"I will and can kick all of your asses! Let's fight," according to the arrest report. ~~~The officers got their dogs out and Vader did the Vanderlei Silva with the dogs, ~~~picked up two rocks and threatened to throw them at the officers, and spit at one, but missed. ~~~Eventually the officers talked him into cooperation and he was handcuffed and taken in without an incident. ~~~This would be his third drinking and driving arrest in Boulder. .

Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

IT'S VADER TIME!!

Books:

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Heroes:

IT'S VADER TIME!!!