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Mattâ„¢(***Commander-In-Chief***)

Lawrence?!?!..Lawrence of Arabia?!?Are you royalty?!? Only FAGGOTS and SAILORS are called Lawrence!!

About Me

$ $ $$ $ $ $ $$ $ $ $$ $ $ $ $$ $ $ $ $$ $I'm on a mission from god.

My Interests



Playing guitar,drinking,scuba diving,mudding in my Bronco,fixing my peice of shit Dodge Monaco,smoking crack(just kidding),watching cheesy horror movies and laughing my ass off,breaking shit,fixing shit,throwing shit,getting drunk and saying dumb shit,sometimes drinking,going out to the field and bringing bottles of jim beam rye,did I mention drinking?,puking violently,occasionally playing drums,throwing Metal Fests(tm) in barracks rooms and breaking furniture,wishing I had bought a dirtbike(dammit!),running into brick buildings with the bronco, camping occasionally,uhhh......thats it, I guess.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Allah and tap him out with an ankle lock.

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Music:

Metal, classic rock, some bluegrass, blues, some jazz. Country and Rap fucking suck dick and if you listen to either one of them then your a bonafied piece of shit. BTW, In the words of a very smart man "If you don't listen to Slayer then you need to just fucking die!!"

Movies:

Porn,action,comedy,horror.mostly older movies cuz new ones fucking SUCK!!..Most the time anyway.<

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They Live.

Which B-Movie Badass Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla Mostly older movies,too many to list.I'm lazy.

Television:

Piece of shit RCA
Blinkyou.com

Books:

Stephen King,H.P. Lovecraft,John Grisham,Michael Crichton. Oh, and I almost forgot...myself. Because I wrote the bible.others I can't remember their names.

Heroes:

Ronald Reagan,Adolphus Busch(creator of Anheuser-Busch), Jonny Walker, All the Jim Beams, Hulk Hogan, Joseph Stalin, George Washington, Jesus H. Christ, Ghangis Kahn, Marty Friedman, Brock Lesnar, Gene Snitsky, Saddam Hussein, Mike Tyson, Castro, Mel Gibson, Kerry King, Phil from Pantera, Ed Gein, crack whores, Joseph Stalin, Abortion Doctors, Alaskan fisherman, Banjo pickin' Hillbillies, Ninjas, alcoholic Monks and Amish people

My Blog

Message from Tom 10

hey folks, your myspace might be acting funny, thats because I haven't maintained the servers in about 6 months because Ive been busy smokin chronic and beatin' up some fine ass twat. Should be fixed ...
Posted by Matt"(***Commander-In-Chief***) on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:34:00 PST

Message from Tom 9

hey guys, just wanted to let everyone know that they're fucking stupid. oh and also to apologize for myspace being slow recently, thats probably because I fired all my otheremployees and ended up hiri...
Posted by Matt"(***Commander-In-Chief***) on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:08:00 PST

My new 700 word blog

Fuck........nevermind.
Posted by Matt"(***Commander-In-Chief***) on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:40:00 PST

School Shootings

..> This whole thing pisses me off. Why couldn't this guy of done this in like a ghetto, or a mosqe, or to illegal aliens or something. Or shit, he could of ATLEAST killed a rapper, or that Indian ...
Posted by Matt"(***Commander-In-Chief***) on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:31:00 PST

Message from Tom 8

Hey folks, Tom here. One more letter complaining about myspace locking up your computer, or the IM generator not working I will go fucking ballistic. Its not my fault your stupid asses are still us...
Posted by Matt"(***Commander-In-Chief***) on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:40:00 PST

Message from Tom .7

From: TomDate: Aug 8, 2006 8:35 PMoh yeah thats right bitches, any inactive accounts i see will be deleted off the face of the fucking earth. and go ahead, send me a complaint, i don't give a fuck. I ...
Posted by Matt"(***Commander-In-Chief***) on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 06:08:00 PST

Clean up Welfare!

Okey, what the fuck? I'm in the liqour store today trying to buy some 40s and some Jim beam rye and this fat mongoloid looking bitch comes in with even retarded(er) looking kids. My first thought was ...
Posted by Matt"(***Commander-In-Chief***) on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:55:00 PST

Message from Tom .6

hey folks- just wanted everyone to know I fucking hate them. As a matter of fact I hate myspace and I never should of created it. I would say im moving to fucking Canada to get away from people like y...
Posted by Matt"(***Commander-In-Chief***) on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 07:15:00 PST

Message from Tom .5

hey folks- just wanted to let you know if your 'about me' section got fucked up, guess what? haha, I dont fucking care. And if you don't wanna install flash 9 then I hope your whole profile gets erase...
Posted by Matt"(***Commander-In-Chief***) on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:56:00 PST

Message From Tom .4

Okey bitches, I swear to Christ almighty, one more complaint about the IMs not working and I'm shutting down myspace and you Emo fags can rot in satanic fucking hell. It's never gonna be fixed because...
Posted by Matt"(***Commander-In-Chief***) on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 07:57:00 PST