Hey now! My name is Mike. I'm originally from Wisconsin and love the Badgers and the Packers. Since I'm not a Buckeye fan I'm sure I'll be shunned by most newcomers to my page. If so they can can drop dead, lol. I moved here in 1990 when my dad got transferred and finished off high school at Worthington. I go back home 1-2 times a year and still have some very close friends and new family there. Who knows, maybe someday I'll move back. There is nothing like being in Packer Land where there is a pub on every corner in Milwaukee and killer Packer fans everywhere, plus the city is awesome and really close to Chicago. I'm totally into heavy metal and love going to shows, even traveling to far off places to see them and in many instances meet them. I have a lot of friends and am picky with whom I befriend so I always keep good peeps around me. Several of my good friends are girls and sometimes that gets potential dates nervous, lol. I love to travel and have been to 5 countries in Europe and want to make it a habit of going there. It's friggin awesome! Traveling, outdoors, music, movies, eating out, cooking, fitness and dogs are some of my favorite things in life. I'm not a closed minded dude. There are types of music and movies I'm particular to but I do delve into other varieties because sometimes you need to mix it up, eh? Righto. I love rainstorms. I love horror, sci-fi and WWII movies. I have a remote controlled Fart Machine and Fart Alarm. I love animals, especially dogs. I yell at shitty ass drivers that almost get me into a wreck. I go to a lot of concerts with my cool ass jive turkey friends. I love heavy metal. Bruce Campbell is the shit. M. Nigh Shymalan is the best ever. 300 is the ultimate man's movie. I love Wisconsin. If you know what a Ponza Rotta is you're way cool. Hockey kicks ass. Fair weather, cry baby Buckeye fans can kiss my ass. I love Toyotas, especially my Scion tC. I still have tapes and records and VHS tapes. I'm adopted. I mess with people when they pass out way too early at a party. When I was a kid I kept my farts in a Gatorade bottle [lime]. I've been to Europe. I kick ass. I piss on toilet seats at bars when chicks come in wanting to use the bathroom. Most chicks are just fucking stupid. I can't believe there are still whiggers out there. People with mullets are half assed. The Packers are fuckin sweet and so is Arodge. Summer Glau is one of the sexiest chicks alive. Dave Matthews is gay and sucks. Hippies should be made into burgers. I want to kick people in the stomach that interrupt me. Tony Hawk jeans make my junk look sweet. An ex-stripper is always a stripper. A pole will be installed in my room for just the right person. Yellow labs are the fuckin best. The Day the Earth Stood Still remake sucked. The chick swallowing the slug in the movie Slither gave me a boner. Starbucks should be nuked. Fat cats are funny lookin. Chicks with smelly feet are dirty. People falling down stairs is hilarious. I have a shirt that says "I Just Sharted." My friend Ryan is in the Navy...'nuff said. Black metal sucks. Blu Ray really does kick ass. They're all whores except for your mom but if you ask your dad he'll tell ya she's one, too. People with bad breath need to be told. Farts are funny. My last name is a classic and bad ass. That's about all I'm dishin out. Cheers!
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