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Abraham Lincoln

Four score and seven years ago...

About Me

I am most well known for being the 16th President of the United States. But before that I served four terms as a member of the Whig party of the lower house in Illionois. I then was a lawyer for a few years before joing the US House of Representive's where I served one term, now as a member of the newley formed Republican Party. A lot of people don't realize that my next step was to lose to Stephen Douglas in my attempt to run for US Senator in 1858. Many thought my political career was over. Two years later I was voted President of the United States. The rest is well recorded history.

My Interests

I've met all the cool people here in heaven. And I've learned a few new hobbies. Jemi Hendrix has taught me a little guitar, I've done some sculpture with Michalangelo, and that George Washington is one of the nastiest baccarat players I have ever crossed. Once you die, don't sit down for a agame with him if you're not prepared.

I'd like to meet:

I've met all the cool people here in heaven. Although I am always up for a political debate on todays affairs. And if you have any questions regarding me or my presidency, feel free to send me a message.

Music:

Beethoven, Mozart, John Philips Souza, and Aerosmith are what I listen to most.

Movies:

When are they going to make a movie about me? Damn. You know who'd play a mean Abe Lincoln? Sylvester Stallone. It'd have to be Sly. But I do like the movie Bill and Ted's excellent Adventure, even if I did get screwed in the credits.

Television:

You should see the cable package we get up here in heaven! I mostly watch history channel shows about myself. Although I like the Simpsons, Lost, and the West Wing. And that WWE programing. I used to be a wrestler myself back in the day.

Books:

Two Roads to Summer is a classic. I am also a fan of Mario Puzo's Godfather, The Lord of the Rings, and Private Parts.

Heroes:

George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Chester A Arthur.