some stuff everyone should know-
Major league baseball needs a salary cap
Jack could kick Sawyer's ass
OJ did it
There were no elves at Helms Deep
The Legend of Zelda is the best video game ever
The name of the song is “Baba O’Reilly†not “Teenage Wastelandâ€
Queen is better than Guns N Roses
Muhammed Ali was overrated
Jordan fouled Bryon Russell
Hulkamania lives
Scarlet Johansson should dump her boyfriend for me
Greedo did NOT shoot first
Bonds’ records will have an asterisk
George Lucas should have quit while he was ahead
Cubs and Red Sox fans are crybabies
The NBA is crooked
Michael Jackson is guilty
Nascar is really, really, really dumb
Doug Flutie is the most underrated athlete of all time
The clocks in Pulp Fiction do not all say 4:20
No one is better than me at Contra
The greatest gift God ever gave mankind was cheese
It’s not a stereotype if it’s always true
Jimmy Rollins is better than Derek Jeter
Silver Surfer could kick Thor’s ass
The voice of our generation is John Hughes
Jack Bauer is the man
Ken Griffey Jr has done it without steroids
We’d be better off with Jed Bartlett
Conan O’Brien is the funniest man to ever live
Pizza is good
NCAA officials continue to screw Notre Dame
Boxing is dead. Long live UFC.
