Luke

New and Improved

    This is Luke, new and improved.  You may not recognize me, I am so new.  And improved.  100% more bad-ass.  Version 2.0.  A mighty, formidable force who gal...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:52:00 GMT

New Car

I bought a new car.  It is REALLY new.  2008.  Toyota Corolla.  That was a pretty terrifying experience.  I just locked myself into several years of more debt, which is always...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 15:36:00 GMT

The 9-5...

...or, as Skid Row would say, "I'm a Slave to the Grind."  I work for SAP America.  They make business software.  I really don't understand what exactly it is they do.  Their websi...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 19:51:00 GMT

Final final

I am working on my last college final.  It sucks and I want it to die.  It is about books that are dumb.  My birthday is coming up.  december 23rd.  Buy me things.
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 22:48:00 GMT

JOB

I quit my illegal poker job.  I am now looking for a real job.  I applied to be a SAT teacher at Kaplan teaching center.  I want to mold young minds so that they may be able to choose b...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 18:45:00 GMT

Philadelphia

I am in Philadelphia now for a week.  My sister is graduating from high school.  I am going to visit some family members.  I am also going to go to Atlantic City to become a millionaire...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:21:00 GMT