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Uncle Nemesis

Misadventures in modern music

About Me

Ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in MySpace.Hullo there. I am known to most of the world (but not to my mum) as Uncle Nemesis. That's me in the photo above, reflected in the window of a Deutsche Bahn Inter City Express at Leipzig Hauptbahnhof a few weeks ago. That's an ART shot (he claims, unconvincingly). More photos and associated stories from that little excursion are in my Blog section...Before we go any further, here's a disclaimer: I am not what you'd call a natural MySpacer. As it happens, I feel rather dubious about the fact that I'm employing an offshoot of Rupert Murdoch's global media empire to do my online networking for me. But I'm prepared to make a pact with ol' Rupe because of this:What is it? It's Nemesis To Go , that's what.Not just another webzine! Nemesis To Go is...erm, well, I suppose it's just another webzine, really. But it contains splendidly sesquipedalian excess in the name of rock 'n' roll, artfully assembled with equal parts HTML and luuurrve, and presented for your pleasure in glowing pixels.I like to think it's not bad, considering. But, of course, that's only what I think. Please have a look at it, and tell me what you think.What you've got on the web right now is Nemesis To Go Issue Five , in which rock 'n' roll in all its ludicrous variety is is poked and prodded with a great big HTML stick. Plenty of visual evidence, too. The banner hints at what's in this issue: by all means click it and suck it up for yourself.Nuts and bolts stuff: Nemesis To Go is irregular and ever-evolving, and squeezed into whatever time I have available after doing my day job and taking care of other parts of my life. Much as I'd like to spend all my time investigating raucous bands in assorted subterranean dives, and then going home to fling merry quips about the experience on the web, I've never found anyone willing to pay me a living wage to do so. This serves to reinforce my long-held view that the world, in many major ways, is wrong.But what the hell. I'll do as much of it as possible, and hurl the results up for the world to see, whether the world likes it or not.Essential background info about Nemesis To Go (including the postal address, he says boldly, for the benefit of all those bands who keep asking me for it), is on this page .Meanwhile, assorted updates, ramblings, and saucy photographs will appear in my blog section from time to time.______________________________________________________Friends and ExecutionersIf you'd like to add me to your stack-o-friends, please go ahead. I'm willing to approve just about anyone who's interested enough to look in - although I tend to be a bit selective with bands whose noise doesn't grab me. My tastes are wide, but that doesn't mean I'm going to dig everything.My Top Friends are a mix of people I know in real life, people I know in virtual life, and interesting people I've found in the random swirl of MySpace. You'll also see a few bands I like, or with whom I've crossed paths or crossed swords in some way. Feel free to guess who is who and which is which...I change things around at irregular intervals - don't get stressed if you find yourself shifted up or down, in or out. My friends list is not a popularity chart, and it's certainly not real life. Face it, kids - it's only MySpace.I'll click on you if I like the cut of your jib - although of course you don't have to approve me if you don't like the cut of my jib. I don't have time to engage in lengthy MySpace banter, so I may end up being a fairly quiet friend. But I do look in on everyone on my list from time to time. If you're on it, I'm interested...and I'm watching you.I'm not in the market for gettin' it on with hawt chyxx, because I'm married to one already, thanks very much. But I'm always interested in meeting creative, individual, flamboyant, against-the-grain people...and bands making interesting rackets.You can also catch me on LiveJournal . Same shit, different format!I think it's about time we had another foolish photograph, so here's a pic of my own good self and my good lady wife in the Dionysius Restaurant (a fave eaterie of Steve Severin , I'm told, although we didn't see him that night) on Tottenham Court Road, in the heart of London's bustling West End. We'd just been to see Psychic TV at the Astoria (review & photos from the gig in Issue Two of Nemesis To Go - find it in the Archive section). This photo is by either RJ or Caro - I'm afraid I can't quite remember who was brandishing the camera on this occasion. We'd had a few drinks. Does it show? Fashion note: that's a Sixteens T-shirt I'm wearing. We dig the Sixteens. My good lady wife favours a Throbbing Gristle long-sleeve. Hey, kewl T-shirts? We got 'em.______________________________________________________

My Interests

Life. The universe. Things.

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent life. But I'll settle for human beings.

Music:

I spent my formative years sitting up in bed on school nights with my headphones on, while the mighty John Peel filled my head with all manner of strange things. This had much to do with what came after...I spent seven years (1995 - 2001) promoting live music in London. To this day, strong men shudder at the memory of Nemesis Promotions, purveyors of fine rackets to the cool and discerning. I had a lot of fun, I lost spectacular amounts of money, and it was rather a relief to stop, in the end. But live music is still my main interest, and my favourite way of absorbing music.Like the man said: bring the noise.A few old favourites: Magazine. Shriekback. Pere Ubu. Wire. Public Image Limited (circa 'Metal Box'). Cabaret Voltaire (before they went all happy house on us). Old-Skool Killing Joke. Dub Syndicate. Bauhaus. Blackbeard. Banshees. Dave Bowie (before he started wearing double-glazing salesman suits). Throbbing Gristle. Yello. Big Stick. Pixies. All that splendid weird stuff on On-U Sound. Sonic Youth (especially circa 'Evol').I like a well-turned pop ditty, I like horrible fractious rackets. I like visceral darkness, I like tunes you can whistle. I like a rousing chorus, I like unashamed gleeful noise. I like both types of music: rock and roll. And most of all I like bands who do the whole bloody lot at once.A few new favourites: The Violets. These New Puritans. Selfish Cunt. Mab. Client. Psydoll. Eve Black / Eve White. Vertical Smile. Schmoof. Marsheaux. Wild Billy Childish & The Musicians Of The British Empire. The revitalized Queen Adreena, the surprising Emilie Autumn. And, of course, more... For updates on the stuff that's currently floating my boat or sinking my ship, look at Nemesis To Go . That's what it's there for...

Movies:

A brief and random selection:The Nature Of Our Looking (Gilbert & George, 1970)
Mon Oncle (Jaques Tati, 1958)
The Life And Death Of Colonel Blimp (Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger, 1943)
The Ladykillers (Alexander Mackendrick, 1955)
Ghost World (Terry Zwigoff, 2001)
More will follow here....I'll put some links in at some point, too.

Television:

I do not own a TV set. Nor should you.

Books:

Too many to mention (but maybe I'll put a few highlights here soon).Oh, look, here comes a highlight now. I've recently read this: ...which proves that humans haven't changed much, and nor has the environment they create for themselves. Walk through central London late on Saturday night, and tell me it doesn't feel like one of Hogarth's more extravagant etchings come to life...

Heroes:

Don't talk to me about heroes, most of these men sink like subs.

My Blog

I live on Rock ’n’ Roll Street

It seems my street has hidden levels of rock 'n' rollness. I've just discovered that the manager of Sister Ray lives a few doors away from me... It also appears that Sister Ray is feeling the pinch s...
Posted by Uncle Nemesis on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:33:00 PST

Incoming: Frank The Baptist in London

This just in from the Nemesis Information Relay Station...Frank the Baptist has a London gig coming up very soon, on Friday June 27. It's a solo show - just him, and his Rickenbacker 330. If you caugh...
Posted by Uncle Nemesis on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:10:00 PST

Art for arts sake, money for Gods sake

I wonder if using a 10cc song title as my subject header makes me cool, or not? I suspect not, because the song was a horrible Thatcherite anthem, if you read the lyrics. For all their wit and winning...
Posted by Uncle Nemesis on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 12:55:00 PST

Art + Punk = Kaboom

I don't usually mention upcoming gigs, because I have an irrational fear that if I so much as breathe a word, some stupid problem will occur (I'll go down with flu, there'll be a tube strike, the worl...
Posted by Uncle Nemesis on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:34:00 PST

Belgium. Brussels. Banana custard.

Just to finally wrap up my stack of travel photos, here come a few pictures from our post-WGW excursion to Belgium. After this I promise all these tiresome travelogue entries will cease...and I'll jus...
Posted by Uncle Nemesis on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:59:00 PST

Wave Gotik Treffen photos...the final round-up (for now)

Here comes the final round-up of WGT photos that I've been rather erratically promising for several entries now, and failing miserably to dish up. Let's go....to the Parkbühne! Here's Jacquy Bitch (t...
Posted by Uncle Nemesis on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:42:00 PST

Look, mum, Im on telly

I'm somewhere in this crowd.
Posted by Uncle Nemesis on Sat, 31 May 2008 01:18:00 PST

50 Foot Queenie

The other night I called in to the Luminaire, on London's glamourous Kilburn High Road, to give Queen Adreena an opportunity to nail their wail to my head. I have a confession to make. I am a born-ag...
Posted by Uncle Nemesis on Fri, 30 May 2008 10:06:00 PST

Squeezing out Sparks

Went to see thee mighty Sparks play their 1979 album 'No. 1 In Heaven' the other night. A very authentic rendition...I particularly liked it when the audience sang the syndrum sounds (p'too! P'too!). ...
Posted by Uncle Nemesis on Tue, 27 May 2008 10:09:00 PST

Wir sind Britisch. Daher sind wir kühl.

Here come a few more extracts from our rock 'n' roll excursion to Leipzig. Here we are on a tram, on our way to see yet more bands. Note that in an off-guard moment, I allowed my face to assume its no...
Posted by Uncle Nemesis on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:17:00 PST