Blythe - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I keep trying to think of something clever to put here, but I just come off sounding like an ass. So here's the truth: I want to be kind, honest, and witty--sometimes I am, but not as much as I would like to be. Jeez, that sounds corny. Just pretend I said something so amazing that you will not be truly complete until you add me as a friend.Yes, that is me playing the profile song. I can already tell we are going to be close friends because you are paying so much attention to me--I really admire that in a person. I've got some more tunes here if you want to listen: http://www.myspace.com/blythemilby .pimp_my_profile { Generated at Pimp My Profile www.pimp-my-profile.com } ==">Myspace Editor - Image HostingAdding me as a friend will just assist me in my effort to become supreme overlord of the universe. And, believe me, those who get in on the ground floor now will get a pretty sweet deal when my reign begins. So thanks in advance for your help.

My Interests

Creating moderately funny, mostly annoying profiles on networking sites; making music, reading, animals, sandwiches, film, that one girl who was in that thing, shiny objects

I'd like to meet:

Kathy Griffin, Kathleen Madigan, Katherine Brooks--anyone whose first name begins with a "K" really; Big Bird, Alice Wu, the jerk who stole $20 from my gym locker in 5th grade.

Music:

Blues, bluegrass--any genre with a color involved. I actually listen to and enjoy just about everything. Even if I don't enjoy it, sometimes you learn more from music you dislike than music you like.

Movies:

All About Eve, Drop Dead Gorgeous, His Girl Friday, 9 to 5, Fargo, all the Thin Man movies, Silence of the Lambs, Harold and Maude, I Love You To Death. I have so many favorite movies. Sometimes the fact that a movie even gets made seems so miraculous to me, it's hard for me to hate any of them. But I do try when I can.

Television:

The Soup, 30 Rock, Family Guy--you know, I actually watch too much TV. I should be out curing cancer, eradicating poverty, or painting my house. I am part of the problem and a horrible, horrible person. Sorry about that. Ooh, I love Buffy too. Wait--is it 1998? I've got to watch some new shows.

Books:

Lincoln's Melancholy, Let Us Now Praise Famous Men, The God Delusion, Assassination Vacation, Everybody Poops

Heroes:

Zora Neale Hurston, Emily Dickinson, Winston Churchill, Abraham Lincoln, Carl Rogers, Elizabeth I, Charles Darwin, that one girl who was in that other thing

My Blog

Blythe’s on itunes!

I know! Can you believe it? I am totally on itunes. Why? Because I totally rock. And I paid some company 30 bucks to list my music on itunes and amazon.com and emusic and...
Posted by Blythe on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 08:52:00 PST

hand washing

So while I was in the bathroom yesterday, a woman walked out of the stall next to me and out of the bathroom without washing her hands. I had to fight the urge to run after her, pants nearl...
Posted by Blythe on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 05:15:00 PST

Personal Space

OK--I'm a little compulsive. I admit it. I'm comfortable with who I am. But I have issues with people who get entirely too close to me in lines. You know, the&nb...
Posted by Blythe on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 05:01:00 PST

What I am doing

I hope you are doing very well. How was your week? Any plans for the weekend? Does this Santa Hat bring out my eyes or just make me look crazy? Anyhoo--back to school this week and m...
Posted by Blythe on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 10:50:00 PST

laundry

I have to tell you, I don't know what people are washing in the laundry room of my apartment complex, but I am honestly repulsed. Dog hair, cat hair, unidentifiable, yet uniquely disgusting huma...
Posted by Blythe on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 04:33:00 PST

cutthroat self-promotion

So I've decided I am just not doing enough to sell myself. Somehow I feel like I don't want to be too pushy--I mean, heaven forbid I tell people that I make music that doesn't necessarily suck ...
Posted by Blythe on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 08:51:00 PST

Blythe Milby--Guitar God

So, I was able to do a bit of practicing today. A finger on the tip of my left hand had a cut on it, so it was quite painful to play--it's nice to get back to doing a little more. But, hon...
Posted by Blythe on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:02:00 PST

hiya there

OK--so I've been horrible keeping up with the blogs. I know I am a horrible, horrible person. I apologize. But I will do better. And here is a start--I've got a new website up:...
Posted by Blythe on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 08:43:00 PST

my biography

Heya there everybody! I am so sorry I've not been more on top of this blog thing. I am a horrible, horrible person. I mean, who knew graduate school would be hard? Obviously, I did n...
Posted by Blythe on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:31:00 PST

new song

OK-I need your help again. I just finished throwing together a tune and I REALLY need feedback on it. I think I may need to re-record the lead vocal and the handclaps may be a bit much; ho...
Posted by Blythe on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 04:45:00 PST