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It's vanpirate...bitches...

DRINK LIKE A PIRATE...FIGHT LIKE A NINJA...

About Me

I am dark and mysterious... I am the evil twin...or...are we both evil?!

My Interests


Create Your OwnI heart ninjasThe song that always makes me happy:I am 77% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
Evil Genius Test
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I'd like to meet:


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Music:

Classic rock, heavy metal,punk, etc.... Okay pretty much everything but not diggin the country.Actual picture taken by Jessi at Joan Jett concert up in Coeur d'Alene! (Yeah, we were that close!)

Movies:

Almost Famous, So I Married an Ax Murderer, A League of Their Own, Napolean Dynamite, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Amelie, Eulogy, But I'm a Cheerleader, Prey for Rock and Roll, All Over Me, Better than Chocolate, Chocolat, Office Space, Saved!, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Kevin Smith films, John Waters films

Television:

Saturday Night Live...

Books:


You Are a Coy Flirt
You may not seem like you're flirting, but you know exactly what you're doing.
You draw people in, very calculatingly, without them even knowing.
Subtle and understated, you know how to best leverage your sex appeal.
A sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession. What Kind of Flirt Are You?

Heroes:

Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman, Ellen Degeneres, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Lisa Lampenelli... ....

My Blog

Vanpirate vs Zombies

So I know I have mentioned in other blogs that I do have a few fears.... I know, I know... quite rare for a person as evil as myself... but I think these fears are valid... I mean so what if I am shit...
Posted by It's vanpirate...bitches... on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:23:00 PST

Catholicism for dummies...

So I think I was meant to be a nun& no, I don't think I missed my calling& I just think that I have been ignoring it&  Now many of you know of my strict Catholic upbringing and that I went to Cat...
Posted by It's vanpirate...bitches... on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:30:00 PST

Your senator is a homo...

So I am dabbling in the video arts... ya dig... ...
Posted by It's vanpirate...bitches... on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 10:43:00 PST

My anniversary...

So there are very few things in life that warrant anniversaries... and there are also very few first anniversaries, so when one comes around I think it is really important to give it the accolade...
Posted by It's vanpirate...bitches... on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 01:59:00 PST

Extreme sports from the Big Easy...

So the night before my trip back to Boise, my brother and I were sitting in our hotel room... We had done one last round to bourbon st and it was about 3am, just a few hours and we would be on a fligh...
Posted by It's vanpirate...bitches... on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:55:00 PST

Memoirs from the road... part 3....

So a few years back... I went on a haunted tour of New Orleans... at first I was surprised at how many hotels were haunted in the French Quarter... after further thought it completely made sense... So...
Posted by It's vanpirate...bitches... on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:54:00 PST

Memoirs from the road... part 2

So in my previous blog I promised that i would try to capture some of the wierd shit that has happened on this trip... It is the night before I fly home so... I am just gonna give you a few of the int...
Posted by It's vanpirate...bitches... on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:02:00 PST

Memoirs from the road... part 1...

So a lot of crazy, fun, wierd shit has happened since i have arrived here in New Orleans... hopefully, I will get a chance to blog most of it... but it is only day 2... Lets just start with the b...
Posted by It's vanpirate...bitches... on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 01:08:00 PST

Mardi Gras memories...

Now that I am in New Orleans, I am reminded of how much I love this place... its raining... it smells funny...there are crazy people everywhere... and it is home... So yesterday, we had just checked ...
Posted by It's vanpirate...bitches... on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 12:42:00 PST

Attack of the killer bees...

So my week has been a complete roller coaster... I had a family emergency and I was supposed to fly to New Orleans on Tuesday, but could I? Nope, I couldnt and why you ask... cuz i have a severe sinus...
Posted by It's vanpirate...bitches... on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 01:48:00 PST