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andy woodhull

andylevi

About Me

i hate gum and ketchup and my dog is missing a toe. What else is there to say. Oh yeah I am a scientist and a comedian. All my dreams have come true. Sort of.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

aliens or maybe just a regular person that has superpowers. It would also be sweet to meet a dragon, but not one of those pretensious dragons that think they are gods gift to dragons. I want to meet a regular average joe dragon one that puts his dragon pants on one leg at a time unless he is doing the thing where you sit on the edge of the bed and put both legs on at the same time I am cool with that too. Also I would like to meet Huey Lewis.

Music:

Those kids that play the buckets outside of wrigley field. Downloading songs off the internet costs money, but you can still listen to all the street rock you want for free. As long as you are fine with disapointing a child.

Heroes:

All of the justice league except for martian manhunter that guy always creeped me out. Manhunter?? and he hangs out with all dudes in tights.

My Blog

Pillow Buyer

This weekend I bought new pillows for the first time in my life*.  I never thought about buying pillows. To me pillows are something that your parents give you for your room, and you take with yo...
Posted by andy woodhull on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:03:00 PST

or maybe this is right

This tax contest is more confusing than.... taxes, zing. I thought the voting was all through you tube but it seems like you can also vote here. (http://www.youtube.com/taxlaugh) Go to that link the...
Posted by andy woodhull on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 12:09:00 PST

A note about the following blog

Hey everybody. This is just boring information. You might have seen on myspace that there is a turbotax comedy contest where the winner gets $10,000. Using my incredible drive to achieve I wrote so...
Posted by andy woodhull on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:43:00 PST

vote for my tax jokes on youtube

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Posted by andy woodhull on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 06:36:00 PST

I Ball

I played full court basketball two weeks ago, and I am still too sore to bend over to tie my shoes.  I just tie them lose and then wiggle in.  Until this week I felt as if I was sneaking int...
Posted by andy woodhull on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:25:00 PST

all the hefty none of the sinch sack

My latest life revelation came in the reclined position. There are a lot of things i like to do in the reclined position. Some of these are watching T.V., sleeping, and eating cheeze-its. Things i ...
Posted by andy woodhull on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:43:00 PST

Gabe Kea thinks I'm profound

Something happens to me at weddings. There is always at least one person that comes up to me and says "looks like you are next". I would be the obvious choice since I do not have a date at this wedd...
Posted by andy woodhull on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:37:00 PST

current events blog

I was reading USA today this morning. Believe it. On the front page was a story about how in an attempt to help with the meth problem several states have started posting data bases of people that ha...
Posted by andy woodhull on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:07:00 PST

homeless guy, creepy andy

I was at the train station waiting for a friend. There was what appeared to be a homeless man in front of me. He wasn't definetly homeless, but if he wasn't homeless he could probably still get into...
Posted by andy woodhull on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:56:00 PST

Engaged to a phlebotomist

My mom called to tell me that she met my future "first wife". Great to hear moms expections for my life are still really high. The girl is a phlebotomist, if you don't know what that means, don't wo...
Posted by andy woodhull on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:33:00 PST