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Bradley

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About Me

Here's what the fans have to say about Bradley (these are all real, some are paraphrased):
  • "You're a very funny comic mind and I'm thrilled that you've stayed with it."
  • "You're aces kid, never sell yourself short"
  • "I like the part where you host shows. That part is always funny as all get out."
  • "Me and you are the best. And sometimes other people."
  • "I will live longer than you."
  • "You were very funny. What are you drinking? You should buy me one."
  • "Great set man. Are you OK to drive?"
  • "Bradley Fojas is probably one of the nicest people I've had the pleasure to become friends with this year, as well as being a very talented Chicago comedian."
  • "Bradley, you're quite honestly the biggest jerk in the Chicago comedy scene. There. I said it."
  • "Now you must die!"
  • "I wish I was your cooler twin brother. I would smear ho ho's on you and put your underpants in the freezer."
  • "Bradley Fojas is the only Asian male, Filipino to be more specific, that is making me hate myself for not being attracted to other Asians. Because if I were, I would ask him to marry me."
  • "I told my sister to marry you already."
  • "Bradley Fojas knows how to make a pineapple upside down cake and tell jokes. His pineapple upside down cake will turn your pineapple upside down cake world downside up!"
  • "That curly haired kid was funny. Oh, and you were funny too. We assumed you knew that."
  • "We thought you were the funniest comedian tonight. We were in the back most of the night and didn't really hear anyone else."
  • "Thank you Bradley for validating my existence."
  • "I will kill you Fojas, kill you dead."
  • "You are the most huggable unhuggable person ever."
  • "I want to put him in my pocket"
  • "I STILL can't believe you made out with the barstool."
  • "You are totally retarded. Good job."
  • "You are the first Asian person to ever make me laugh"
  • "Anak (son), we need to talk. Are these your magazines?"

    • My Interests

    I'd like to meet:

    Makoto Nagano , Melissa Theuriau , Angus MacGyver , The Ultimate Warrior , Jean-Claude Van Damme

    My Blog

    Happy Birthday!

    Happy Birthday to Nick Carter and Joey Fatone!  Apparently January 28th is the really cool day to have a kid, if you want your kid to aspire to musical mediocrity coupled with undeserved fame.&nb...
    Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:44:00 GMT

    Tech Blog

    I've been reading a lot of tech news recently.  Here's some of the stories that I thought were interesting.Robot relationsA researcher in the Netherlands thinks that within the next 50 years, peo...
    Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:56:00 GMT

    Insensitivity Training

    A friend of mine from high school has been sending me some emails about a woman (who is the sister of someone else we went to HS with) that was the victim of racial slurs at an H&M store here in C...
    Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:57:00 GMT

    Best deal ever...

    Hey, did you know that you could pick up a copy of the Complete First Season of MacGyver at Walmart for ONLY $20 (plus tax)!  I recently purchased the First Season of 30 Rock and Heroes, but no o...
    Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:04:00 GMT

    Get out your fucking checkbook!

    Because Heroes Season 1 just came out on DVD today!  You can pick up a copy at Best Buy for about $40 total with tax.  I'm a Heroes nerd.  Sorry.----------------------------------------...
    Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:58:00 GMT

    "Blame It On the Rain" - Milli Vanilli

    Any fellow Chicagoans get stuck in the storm yesterday?  I got to leave work an hour early because of the impending storms.  I ended up getting home 30 minutes later than usual.  I got ...
    Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:15:00 GMT

    You know the deal. Blogs up top, links at the bottom.

    I was hosting at Zanies in St. Charles most of last week.  The feature act was Warren B Hall.  For the Wed-Fri shows of the week the headliner was Charlie Wiener.  Real fun guy to hang ...
    Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 14:21:00 GMT

    This is the crap I think about...

    Hey guys, I haven't written anything in this blog for a while, so here's a bunch of crap.  A lot of stupid crap (linux, really? Who gives a shit), but if you don't like that, just keep scrolling ...
    Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:45:00 GMT

    iSuck

    I've recently caught on to this internet phenomenon known as "Rick Rolling".  I think Brendan McGowan was telling me something about it.  Next thing I know I'm getting Rick Rolled on a bunch...
    Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 09:19:00 GMT

    Satan owns the soul of Steve Jobs

    The Apple iPhone launches in 1 week.  Anyone excited?  You should be because Apple has put a lot of hype into the phone!  I've been researching the iPhone.  It looks like it's goin...
    Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 20:04:00 GMT