asterix |
When i was 9 i had the record for fastest time retrieving my dad a beer, beating my older brother's time when he was 9. i was very proud of this record. however, 1991 was a dark year for t...
Posted by chris shh*lick*ting on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:05:00 PST |
holla |
i got the new hip hop abs workout dvd and the good news is i've already lost 5 pounds, but the bad news is i've already been shot.
Posted by chris shh*lick*ting on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:51:00 PST |
sticks and stones |
Sometimes I use inappropriate words to negatively describe something and im not proud of it. sometimes i will say something is "gay" or "retarded." i guess i just never grew out of m...
Posted by chris shh*lick*ting on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:09:00 PST |
"granite city" |
i used to work at a restaurant as a buser and i hated it because i wanted to be a waiter. they informed me that i needed to bus for 2 weeks and then they would train me to be a waiter. wel...
Posted by chris shh*lick*ting on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:49:00 PST |
sit down and shut the hell up |
i got the usher nod at my cousin's wedding later this mouth and im excited because ive never ushered before. to my understanding the duties of an usher include but are not limited to, showing pe...
Posted by chris shh*lick*ting on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:12:00 PST |
vote for me |
my fellow classmates,
if elected class president i plan to bring about many positive changes to our school. i feel that i will be a revolutionary leader that will create a senior year the ...
Posted by chris shh*lick*ting on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:48:00 PST |
tell me more, tell me more...... |
Grease - Summer Nights (My Humble Interpretation)
[Danny]Summer loving had me a blast (okay, if this sentence ever came out of my leader's mouth, i'm switching gangs)[Sandy]Summer loving happene...
Posted by chris shh*lick*ting on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:58:00 PST |
thanks mr. pink |
roughly 10 years ago i wrote a letter to one of my favorite celebrities.
last friday, i finally received a response. i guess it's better late than never.
it's a good thing i ...
Posted by chris shh*lick*ting on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:06:00 PST |
bees, flowers, and us |
has anyone see a bee this year yet? i know its not summer yet, thus maybe they havent waken up yet or come back from texas yet, or whatever they do for winter. nevertheless shouldn't ther...
Posted by chris shh*lick*ting on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:48:00 PST |
anorexic squirrels |
this is a great time of year now because i get to watch all the squirrels dig up the acorns they buried in my backyard.
little do they know that right after they buried...
Posted by chris shh*lick*ting on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 02:45:00 PST |
