I'm the kind of guy that doesn't mind if you don't say Bless You when I sneeze, I don't have a "drink" at Starbucks, I don't mind falling asleep together and naked and waking up broke and alone, I don't care if my friend doesn't say "bye" before he hangs up the phone, I don't care if my favorite band breaks up cause I'll listen to their old CD's, it doesn't ruin my day if I go to the dentist and find out I have a cavity, I don't care if I miss my favorite TV program, I don't tape anything with Tivo, it doesn't bother me if I wake up five minutes late, I don't lie when I go out on a date, I don't drink myself stupid when I'm single, I don't speed to get to work in the morning, I refuse to pump premium gas, and I don't get mad at other people if they don't vote! These aren't the kind of things I worry about in life......Personally, I like watching the boss come in late cause he got a ticket speeding to work, I like hearing that one of my ex's gained 15 pounds and now looks like a truck, I like reading that a lady spilled scalding hot coffee in her lap and successfully sued the company, I can't help but smile when I find out that my friend got a shittier Christmas bonus than my Christmas bonus, I feel superior when a girl hits on me over one of my friends, and I enjoy watching little kids get scolded in public because it shuts the little bastard up! A slap in the face keeps the kid in his place!
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