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Planet CARO

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About Me

Also known as Caroline Gold - see my 'comedy' biz myspace www.myspace.com/carolinecomedy or go to (dare I say it) facebook. If you are a total snedger check out www.howardandmimi.co.uk or www.haverstockandgold.co.uk if you are really THAT interested.................................................. ............................................................ An now a shameless plug from the profile generators (bah!)

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My Interests

Comedy, music, movies, cartoons, food, goodtimes...

I'd like to meet:

Groovy beautiful people to play with, connect with etc...--------------------------------------------------
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Caro
Birthday: 17th August.
Birthplace: Stairway to Hendon.
Current Location: The 'Beverley Hills' of Greater london
Eye Color: Bright Green (Miow!)
Hair Color: Brown/red
Height: 5.2 (Instead of height it oughtta say 'low')
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right.
Your Heritage: 6 thousand years of suffering - but the most nobel prizes!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Kinky boots
Your Weakness: Timewasting.
Your Fears: Decrepitude, Death of loved ones, Obesity.
Your Perfect Pizza: In Italy.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: My latest play being a wow @ Edinburgh festival - general good health, happiness, good times - loosing a stone or two.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Beam me up totty! (Actually I can't access IM)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ohmygod - It was all a dream!
Your Best Physical Feature: Being alive.
Your Bedtime: Too late (Toowit Towoo!)
Your Most Missed Memory: The recall I have lost due to burn't out braincells.
Pepsi or Coke: Diet coke with lime every time!
MacDonalds or Burger King: The king's vegeburgers rock!
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither - real tea!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Strong black. Cappucino is the 'Disney' of coffee
Do you Smoke: Only when the friction gets intense.
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: It's how I got my equity card - but I tend not to thesedays.
Do you Shower Daily: Bath daily.
Have you Been in Love: Oh god yes!
Do you want to go to College: Done the uni thing thanx.
Do you want to get Married: Would do maybe perhaps - why Is Brad Pitt asking?
Do you belive in yourself: I have reason to believe I exist, however it could be a fallacy.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sadly yes.
Do you think you are Attractive: On some days.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love the drama - adore them!
Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No - don't do booze.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Er.. it's been winter in England - hello?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Twice.
Ever been called a Tease: Sorta.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: From having too much sex in my 90's.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Mature (as if?)
What country would you most like to Visit: I have never been to Thialand - however I'm always up to going to the US of A!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Depends.
Favourite Hair Color: Usually darker
Short or Long Hair: Depends.
Height: Taller than I by some.
Weight: Depends on type of man.
Best Clothing Style: Shabby Chic, Combat rock.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Guys - my neice is on myspace - lets just say one has been prolific in the past.
Number of CDs I own: Dunno - splitting up with ex of 12 years - so less than I thought.
Number of Piercings: Virgin territory.
Number of Tattoos: None (yet?)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Je ne regrette! It's all 'material' (I mean in the comedeic sense not as in 'matter')

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Music:

Ardently into music, all sorts, open to all forms of excellent stuf- just some are... Peter Hammill, Can, Led Zeppelin, Syd Barrett, early/mid Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, Laurie Anderson, The Only Ones, The Soft Boys, Fun Lovin Criminals, The Soft Machine, Bruck, The Stooges, The Stranglers, The Clash, Robyn hitchcock, Robert Wyatt, Leonard Cohen, Nick Drake, Daevid Allen, Gong, Peter Gabriel, Holgar czukay, Irmin Shmidt, Popul vue, Judy Garland, Mahler, Early Genesis, Van der Graaf Generator, David Bowie, Bob Marley, Benny Goodman, Kieth Jarrett, Viv Stanshall, Stravinsky, George michael, Neil Young, CSN&Y, Grateful Dead, Jefferson Airplane, Spirit, Kevin Ayers, Joni Mitchell, Janis Joplin, Elton John, Patti Smith, Bob Dylan, The Beach Boys, Santana, Rachmaninov, Simon and Garfunkel,Hawkwind Beethoven, Mozart, Prokofiev, Verdi, Puccini, Kate Bush, Tchaikovsky, Les Misrables, Rolling Stones, The Jam, Dusty Springfield, Kurt Weil, Marianne Faithful, The Electric Prunes, Duke Ellington, Country Joe And The Fish, Traffic, B52's, Marlene Dietrich, David Byrne, Roy Harper, Talking Heads, Caravan, Brian Eno, The Doors, Michael Brook, Brazil 66, Billie Holiday, Frank Sinatra, Portishead, U2, Eminem, The Police, Blur, Queen, Kaiser Chiefs, Nirvana, Kraftwerk, Motown, Bjork, Kinks, Hendrix, Edith Piaf, Phil Spector, Aretha franklyn, Tenacious D, Zappa & Nick Cave... And more of course...

Movies:

Wow... Where do I begin? I simply love so many films of diff vintages and genre's, from old black and white to high concept modern. Brainstorming results in... Alfie, Catch 22, Pulp Fiction, Cabaret, Easy Rider, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, The Truman Show, The Producers(original), Harold And Maud, When Harry Met Sally, Immortal Beloved, Brokebacke Mountain, Withnail and I, This Is Spinal Tap, Singin In The Rain, Alien, The Godfather I and II, The Party, Almost Famous, Fiddler On The Roof, The Pianist, Fight Club, Interview With The Vampire, Bringing Up Baby, On The Town, Midnight express, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Whatever Happened To Baby Jane, Amadeus, Truly Madly Deeply, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Smashing Time, The Sound Of Music, The Blues Brothers, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Glengary Glen Ross, What A Carve Up!, The Apartment, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Calamity Jane, Some Like It Hot, The Blue angel, The Enigma Of Kaspar Hauser, Shane,The Life Of Brian, Arsenic and old Lace, Dirty rotten Scounderels, Wuthering Heights, Midnight Cowboy, The Nightmare Before Christmas, 12 Angry Men, The Jungle Book, Abel Gance - Napoleon, Citizen Kane, All about Eve, Sunset Boulevard, The Lost Weekend, Sullivans travels, Ball Of Fire, The Philadelphia Story, Sweet Charity, All Quiet On The Western Front (Lewis Milestones original), Thelma And louise, O Brother Where art Thou?, Blade Runner, Forbidden Planet, Blade Runner, Laurel And Hardy, The Marx Bro's, Shoah, Zeferrellis 'Romeo and juliet', Zulu,The Third Man, 42nd Street, Gold Diggers Of 1933 (and 37), Zeigfield Follies, Shrek,Goodfellas, Roger Rabbit, Toy story, the Philadelphia story When Harry Met Sally, The Joker Is Wild, Death In Venice, Rain Man, Big, Dog Day Afternoon, The Lost Boys, Graduate, King kong (Original), Casablanca, The African Queen, Jaws, Goodfellas, Judgement At Neurenberg, Bedazzled, Jean De Florette, Brief Encounter, Ealing Comedies, Carry On Classics, Night Of The Living Dead (Original), Awakenings, Various Woody Allen, Apocalypse Now, The Big Leibowski, Mildred Pierce, Fargo, The Big Chill, Barberella, It's a Wonderful Life, Ben Hur, Showboat (Original with Paul Robeson and proper ending!) Witness for The Prosecution, Das Boot, The Great Dictator, The Party (Birdie Num Num), The Man Who Would Be King, Scarface, The Wicker Man, Eraserhead, American Grafitti, The Odd Couple, Borat... AND SO MANY MANY MORE....

Television:

Alan Partridge,Seinfield,Lost, Desparate Housewives, Black books, Prison break,The Simpsons,South Park,Queer as Folk, The Avengers,The Prisoner,Spaced,Trek,Peepshow,The Magic Roundabout.The Larry Sanders Show,Monty Python,Ripping Yarns,The Fast Show,Ab Fab,Monkey,Lexx,Prisoner cell block H,I Claudius,Bagpuss, 'The World at War', the collected works of David Attenborough, The miracle Juicer (QVC)

Books:

Rogets Thesaurus, Ann Summers Catalogue, Paying-In Book, The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test (Was on my reading list 1st week of uni - The only book to change my life man!), Angela Carter, Watchmen, Maus, Swamp Thing, Judge Dredd, Peter Cook, Douglas Addams, Oscar Wilde, Hollywood Babylon, Janet And John. The Disney Book Of The Occult, The illustrated Pop-Up Koran, A post Marxist Re-Appraisal Of Lional Blair, Naked men Making Food - by I D Ream. The Bible For Dummies, And so many less I haven't mentioned...

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Simon Weisenthal, Gale Harold, Miss Piggy, Tim Berners Lee, Frida Kahlo, John Lennon, Stan Laurel, Busby Berkely, Lenny Bruce, Peter Hammill, Oscar Wilde, Daffy Duck, Primo Levi, Janis Joplin, Beethoven, Suki-the-poodle, Captain kirk, Alan Moore, The Nicholas Brothers, My dad.

My Blog

Facial Hair = Evil - simple as that!

If you are not a very good judge of people/politics I suggest you use the failproof CAROTm  method of deducing evil in men. You do not have to listen to their words nor peruse their deeds - one t...
Posted by Planet CARO on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 10:41:00 PST

What a day!!!!!

At 11.00 I get a message from my Editor telling me some stuff I wrote in my new weekly column was too adult for a family paper (Quelle surprise - not!) The main culprit was a bit about how I was gonna...
Posted by Planet CARO on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:59:00 PST

>>Have A Mice Day<<

I know I ought to be writing a play... but had to share... Today I felt like "That Dwatted Wabbit" man Elmer Fudd - small game hunter extrodinaire. Frustrated and confounded by a rodent... Let me expl...
Posted by Planet CARO on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 08:51:00 PST

Cold Turkey - enforced 2 day Myspace detox - Help!

Sweating...Sh, sh, shaking...N, n, need valium...Tw twi twit twitching... OHMYGOD - I've gotta go two days without myspace!!! *Crescendo* I've got this scary thing called a real life going on simultan...
Posted by Planet CARO on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 02:42:00 PST

David Irving decision.

I have decided to become a revisionist and utterly deny that David Irving ever got sent to prison. "What no, it never happened - he just got told off  a little bit that's all!"...
Posted by Planet CARO on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 05:03:00 PST

The time Bob Dylan dedicated a song to me

No word of a lie, it's the gods honest truth... Bob Dylan once dedicated a song to me. When you hear how and why you may not be that impressed, but hey, I was fifteen at the time and it was a big...
Posted by Planet CARO on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 12:35:00 PST