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Mandy "Two Sheds" Warhol

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About Me

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I feel bad for tree stumps. Its like a hobo on the street, it used to be something so great but then they lost all their money on the horse tracks and drank and used drugs and look what happened. Theyre no longer anything. Well dont worry Stump. Everything is okay. At least youre still alive. . .Maybe. Remember kids, crack is whack and beer is. . .dear.

Well I'm an aspiring drummer with (I hope) good music taste. I know quite a lot of German. Hot cha cha! I know a lot about Keith Moon, so if you have any questions, just ask me. (MoonFucius say "Bring it, Bitch")

RIP Syd. Shine on, love.

My Interests

MODS
GLAM ROCKERS
PUNKS

I'd like to meet:

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adopt your own virtual pet! ..Id like to meet people who I can get along with. Especially British people...But seriously....
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adopt your own virtual pet! ..

Music:

..The Beatles, The Who, Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Joy Division, The Ramones, The Buzzcocks, The Kinks, The Velvet Underground, Led Zeppelin, Public Image Ltd, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Patti Smith, Bauhaus, Bob Dylan, T Rex, Marc Bolan, Gang of Four, Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, Radiohead, Erkin Koray, The Beach Boys, Regina Spektor, Blondie, Os Mutantes, The Walkmen, The Smiths, Boomtown Rats, Devendra Banhart, Modest Mouse, Psychedelic Furs, Green Day, The Specials, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, The Flaming Lips, Brian Eno, DEVO, Dead Kennedys, Elvis Costello, The Damned, The Pogues, King Khan and BBQ Show, New Order, Grandmaster Flash, Klaus Nomi, Sergio Mendes,Nine Inch Nails, Incredible String Band, Dire Straits, Parliament Funkadelic, Jefferson Airplane, Louis XIV, The Undertones, Kaiser Cheifs, The Jam, Bjork, Cream, Ok Go!, Stone Roses, Coldplay, the Arcadefire, Roxy Music, The Rutles, Iron and Wine, The Cure, Madness, ACDC, Blur, Nico, The Small Faces, Simon and Garfunkle, Le Tigre, Moody Blues, Interpol, Thom Yorke, Ween, The Fall, The Redwalls, The Research, Chad VanGaalen, Harry Nilsson, Coco Rosie, Clinic, Supergrass, Echo and The Bunnymen, Youth Group, Agent Orange, Gram Rabbit, Primus, Alice Cooper, Bob Marley, Gary Numan, Oasis, GG Allin, Spinal Tap, Hot Hot Heat, Camper Van Beethoven, Mozart, Magnetic Feilds, Charlie Parker, The Vibrators, Broken Social Scene, The Libertines, Procol Harum, Manu Chao, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Donovan, Trio, Keane, Beck, The Cars. . .The list goes on and on. . .

Movies:

.. Monty Pythons Life of Brian "They think the sun shines out of your arse, sonny."
The Kids are Alright "The truth as you want to hear it? I cant do that. . .You couldnt afford me."
Quadrophenia ". . .And your job, and shove it right up YOUR ARSE!"
Bedazzled "And the magic word, Julie Andrews!"
To Kill a Mockingbird "Stand up, your father is passing."
Sleuth "Its only a game. . .So, why all the blood?"
Withnail and I "Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day. . ."
A Clockwork Orange "Come get it in the yarbles! If you have any yarbles!"
Blow Up "I'm only doing my job. Some people are bullfighters some people are politicians. I'm a photographer."
Performance "The only performance that makes it, that makes it all the way, is the one that achieves madness. Am I right? Eh?"
2001: A Space Odyssey "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
Pulp Fiction "I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay?"
Reservoir Dogs "Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt."
Pi "When I was a little kid, my mother told me to never stare into the sun..."
Pink Floyd the Wall "Mother should I trust the government?"
Tommy "See me, feel me, touch me, heal me."
The Godfather Pt. I "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
The Godfather Pt. II "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
Scarface "Say hello to my little friend!"
The Beatles A Hard Days Night "I know the psychological pattern, it plays havoc with me drumskins."
Trainspotting "Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
Dr. Strangelove "Mein Führer! I can walk!" Man Who Fell to Earth "Theyre like children. . .Exactly like children."
Fight Club "I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
Animal House "Thank you sir, may I have another?!"
200 Motels "Hey, Jeff, I wanted to have a talk with you about your soul."
Rasputin "You're pretty. . .But I prefer women."
Borat "HIGH FIVE!"
The Prestige "Are you watching closely?"
Drop Dead Fred "We could write on the floor with ink! MOTHER SUCKS!"
Corrupt "I cant kill him. . .I've never killed anyone."
Naked "How old are you?" "How old do you think I am?" "Fourty?" "Im twenty-seven"
High Fidelity "Laura made number 5 with a bullet"
Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence "It was if Celliers, by his death, sowed a seed in Yonoi, that we may all share by its growth."
Reefer Madness "Listen to Jesus Jimmy!" (Its a musical, haha!)
Coffee and Cigarettes "Come on Jack, you brought it all the way down here in your little red wagon."
Shaun of the Dead "Theres a girl in the garden."
Gangster No. 1 "Im number one! NUMBER FUCKING ONE!"
The Big Lebowski "I'm telling you man, she kidnapped herself."
Almost Famous "I AM A GOLDEN GOD!"
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind "Meet me in Montauk."
A Fish Called Wanda "Look! I'm sorry I ate your fish! Okay? I'm sorry!"
Monty Pythons Meaning of Life "Its wafer thin. . ."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail "Bring out yer dead!"
Annie Hall "That spider is the size of a Buick!"
Arthur "My mother died when I was twelve" "Son of a bitch!"
My Neighbour Totoro "Little dust bunnies go away right now!"
The Rutles "I feel good, I feel bad, I feel happy, I feel sad, am I in love? Ahhh, I must be in love!"
Marx Brothers Movies! All of them! "I can imagine both of us living in a small cottage. . .you bending over a warm stove. . .Except I cant see the stove."
Sextette (This movie is so bad, I love it!) "Forgive I should mention it. You know when your wife was my wife? Your wife was some wife. I only hope my wife is your wife like your wife was my wife."
The Pianist "Szpielman. . .Perfect name for a pianist."
Rocky Horror Picture Show "I'm just a sweet transvestite from transexual Transylvainia."
The Great Rock and Roll Swindle "Friggin in the Riggin, there was fuck all else to do!"

Television:

.. Monty Pythons Flying Circus
The Young Ones
The Kids in the Hall
Not Only But Also, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Rocko's Modern Life, Father Ted, Are you Being Served?, Fawlty Towers,Ed vs Spencer, Spaced, Black Books, Colbert Report, Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Whitest Kids You Know, Dog Bites Man, Stella, Absolutely Fabulous, Father Ted, Robot Chicken, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Keeping Up Appearances, Coupling (British Version), My Hero, Ren and Stimpy,The Angry Beavers, Shorties Watching Shorties, Standup comics are good, REBUS! Basically, British Telly shows.

Books:

Oh. . .Oh baby. . .
The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
MOON (The Keith Moon bio)by Tony Fletcher
Full Moon: The Amazing Rock and Roll Life of Keith Moon by Dougal Butler
The Road to Mars by Eric Idle
The Man Who Fell to Earth by Walter Tevis
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
1984 by George Orwell
Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs Junky The Ticket That Exploded
The Philosophy of Andy Warhol by Andy Warhol
Tragically I Was an Only Twin by Peter Cook
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
ROTTEN: No Irish, No Blacks, No Dogs by Johnny Rotten
A Saucerful of Secrets: The Pink Floyd Odyssey by Nicholas Schaffner
The Pythons: The Autobiography by, well, the Pythons
Rolling with the Stones by Bill Wyman
Syd Barrett: Crazy Diamond by Mike Watkinson
Monty Pythons Flying Circus: All the Words
Tesla by Margaret Cheney
Anyway Anyhow Anywhere: The Complete Chronicle of the Who
Before I Get Old: The Story of the Who

Heroes:



My Blog

Note to Self (Poem)

[Dont worry, I am still writing No Surprises, I have yet to type them up.]Note To SelfMy loneliness is sappy and pathetic like A Morrissey song.And as each day goes on,To nobody I belong.I'm over that...
Posted by Mandy "Two Sheds" Warhol on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:04:00 PST

Part 3 --No Surprises (The Story of Vivian K. Packt)

Part Three     The sun broke in through the curtains in the bedroom, warming Vivian’s face. Amelia was beside him, stroking his bare arm and waiting for him to wake. The nest of d...
Posted by Mandy "Two Sheds" Warhol on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:51:00 PST

Part 2-- No Surprises (A Story About Vivian K. Packt)

Part Two    The next day it was back to work for Vivian, he had fixed the tangled chain on his bicycle and was off. He brought the bicycle down the seven flights of stairs, the tires bo...
Posted by Mandy "Two Sheds" Warhol on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:52:00 PST

Part 1-- No Surprises (A Story About Vivian K. Packt)

No Surprises (A Story About Vivian K. Packt)Part One    As soon as he heard the air raid sirens go off, he quickly closed his windows. His heart raced at horse speed as he gathered up h...
Posted by Mandy "Two Sheds" Warhol on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:16:00 PST

Albums that. . .

Albums that. . .Make Me Genuinely HappyMake Me Feel ALIVEMake Me FEEL Sexy, Though I’m NotHelp Get Rid of My ANGERMake Me Feel Really Really GoodMake Me Feel Very SadKinda Freak Me OutSeem Like ...
Posted by Mandy "Two Sheds" Warhol on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:47:00 PST

You and Whose Army?

I've got weed on my fingersBlood on my toesI'm asleep in an alleyway nobody goes.Standing and kneelingI knew my skin was peelingI did not understand this feelingBut slowly,I will be healing.I am eyele...
Posted by Mandy "Two Sheds" Warhol on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:14:00 PST

For Chrrrrriiiisssts Sake

Panic! At the --fuck, Im not even gonna type the full thing.Jesus. They covered Karma Police. You know, that amazing song by Radiohead.And whats re...
Posted by Mandy "Two Sheds" Warhol on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:06:00 PST

No Good

All I am good at is artI cant give my heartI'm not even that smart.I am no good with money,Since I don't have any.Im not even that witty or funny.I cant even write,Only if I want to biteOr cause a fig...
Posted by Mandy "Two Sheds" Warhol on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:32:00 PST

Move On

If its only a gameWhy all the blood?You kick people down,Drag us through the mudYou give us the crown,With your millionaire weigh downThen make us drown,It seems like we're the clowns,To keep you arou...
Posted by Mandy "Two Sheds" Warhol on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:58:00 PST

Songs that pretty much sum me up right now.

I just thought you should see. Just read and listen to the song if you want.Vicious --Lou ReedViciousYou hit me with a flowerYou do it every hourOhh, baby youre so viciousViciousYou want me to hit you...
Posted by Mandy "Two Sheds" Warhol on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:59:00 PST