Many of my interests are contained in the first paragraph, but to elaborate a little...
Satanism, ritual magic, Occultism, the paranormal and alternative religion all hold interest for me. I also enjoy the arts, with my place in Edinburgh being a good base for such interests.
My love for Hibernian Football Club will remain unabated throughout life, despite their often cruel treatment of my inner child. A good tennis match will also hold my attention, as will the performances of the Edinburgh Gunners (Rugby Union), Andre Agassi and, more recently, Andrew Murray (tennis).
Hibs manager John Collins with the CIS Cup (March 18th, 2007)
Naturally, I also enjoy reading about all the afore mentioned subjects; with an added love for fantasy and horror novels. I also have to confess to an overall love of education generally, however, for many reasons. Not least of those reasons, though, is that I always hoped to find a school teacher that looked a little like this...
As it turns out, there's no rush for me to meet anyone. When you bear in mind that some of us will meet in Hell anyway, I look forward to it. What part we meet in, however, is up to you...
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
But getting back to the question, I'd like to meet pretty much anyone who has a little something different about them. While Satanists are naturally my preference due to the personality traits that should undoubtedly be found in common, I generally like oddballs with rare (or, even better, unique) interests and talents.
Be you male or female, it would make no matter to me; just so long as you have something to say that's a little different to what I hear almost all the time. Be different. Be imaginative. Be creative. Be yourself. We'll soon find out whether fostering any kind of relationship will be prosperous for either of us.
Given the choice, however, here are some of the people I'd really like to meet or have met:
Anton Szandor LaVey
Peter H Gilmore
Friedrich Nietzsche
Niccolo' Machiavelli
Henry Louis Mencken
Aristotle
Charles Darwin
Sir Isaac Newton
Richard Dawkins
Steven Pinker
John Ronald Tolkien
And...
Montgomery Burns.
However, do NOT click add if any of the following apply:
1. You're a Christian. I don't care what denomination, nor do I care how "open-minded" you think you are; simply don't bother. You'll be better spending time on your crusade to save the world elsewhere. And, no, I don't want your prayers.
2. Your profile is empty. I can't get an impression of who you are if there is nothing on your profile, therefore, it's simple; no profile, no add. If nothing else, it shows sheer laziness and a lack of respect to any community you try and join.
3. You're a member of a pseudo-Satanic "organisation". I don't need to hear your shit, I've heard it all before. You need the Church of Satan to grind your axe, yet don't see the irony. You're a bad monkey; no bananas for you.
4. You're illiterate. I waste no more than two seconds skimming a badly written profile which, in my humble opinion, is too long. If you can't be bothered to write coherently, what else do you omit? Decent English is, surely, not too much to ask from a grown adult.
5. You're under eighteen years of age. While I understand that age hardly denotes intellect or maturity, I have no wish to be culpable to an angry parent who wishes to foster their own "Satanic Panic". I don't want your soul; I just want some peace and quiet.
6. You have any Islamic inclinations whatsoever. As if explanation was needed, here are some reminders as to why I don’t want you on my list.
First and foremost, I don’t like terrorism. While there can be countless claims and opinions to the contrary, there is little doubt about the death toll rising in Iraq and Afghanistan because of supposedly honourable fighters who hide in schools and hospitals, while devising road side bombs.
This is wrong.
I also have a healthy respect for women, something that Islam (and Christianity, for that matter) does not agree with. In fact, otherwise talented, beautiful and excellent women are deliberately held back so that they can be married off to lazy, indignant suitors.
This is wrong.
As it turns out, the militant view of Islamist extremism seems to consider the suppression of women perfectly acceptable, even if that means such oppression is carried out physically.
This is wrong.
While I thought the cultural car crash that is Borat was hysterically funny on film, there were a number of items that made me cringe. The most persecuted group of people in the world (Jewish people, that is; not Christians) were not spared and, although the idea that they “changed into a little man and woman†seemed absurd, Mohammed had clear views on how to deal with Jews.
This is wrong.
As you can imagine, any depiction of Mohammed as a Devil seems a little harsh. In fact, the depiction of anyone as a Devil seems harsh, considering what most people consider the Devil to be (though, admittedly, those who work for him know better). In saying that, there seems to be a recurring school of thought amongst Muslims that Mohammed is an angel who is beyond the comprehension of man and cannot be pictured in any way.
This is wrong.
Now I’m totally aware that this little anecdote may be met with scorn by certain individuals. To be honest, I’m not that concerned. At the end of the day, I have as much right to convey my opinion as anyone else. If you wish for me to review that opinion and to consider Muslims peaceable, then prove to me that the march in London didn’t see a number of banners and placards that stated:
â€Behead those who insult Islam.â€
Or, alternatively:
â€Behead those who insult Mohammed.â€
In the meantime, don’t assume that this…
…will ever be me.
YOU would be WRONG.
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And who would I really like to meet?
And let's not forget this trio...
Generally speaking, I'll listen to most things. My personal favourites are heavy metal and harder rock, but anything that has a little emotion involved will get a listen.
To point out the difference in my collection, I've got Cradle of Filth to George Micheal, Hoobastank to Katie Melua, Bon Jovi to Cannibal Corpse, Guns n' Roses to Micheal Jackson, Mozart to the Calling. In other words, pretty much everything is in there with only two exceptions; Country and Western music and manufactured Pop. I wouldn't spit on such CD's were they on fire.
At the minute, I'm currently listening to Evanescence, Marti Pellow, The Scissor Sisters, The Killers and Snow Patrol.
Again, I don't have any specific genres that I stick to. Fantasy and horror are my favourites, but I enjoy psychological thrillers, too. Examples would be; The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (as with the books, but the cinematography is more than spectacular at times)
The Exorcist (your take is your own, but I like the fact the Devil wins), Rosemary's Baby (wonderful tale of urban paranoia, proving motherhood is more important than religion), The Lost Boys (could it have failed?), The Omen Trilogy (though based on biblical fallacy, there are still some excellent thoughts to take from this), Star Wars anthology (give me the Dark Side anyday!), The Shawshank Redemption (no description; just go and get it), Interview with the Vampire (too many themes to mention, but it's a wonderfully atmospheric movie), Queen of the Damned (I always liked Stewart Townsend, but it's a last look at Aliyaah), The Evil Dead Trilogy (comedy and horror have never been so much fun!)
Gladiator (the general who became a slave, the slave who became a gladiator, the gladiator who defied the Emperor), Braveheart (though inaccurate, it's still a good look at a Scottish hero), Bram Stokers Dracula (wonderfully acted and shot, with some excellent atmospherics created), Fight Club (do not talk about fight club), Blade (another interesting take on vampires, with a good bout of violence), Donnie Darko (don't watch it if you're tired), Hostel (if blood and guts are your thing, this is one to watch), American Psycho (so did he do it, or didn't he?!), Unbreakable (M.Night Shyamalan's best movie in my opinion), Underworld (there has never been a better looking vampire than Selene; Bill Nighy is also excellent), The Machinist (the best film to convince you to get a good nights sleep), Batman Begins (an example of how to revive a franchise)
Batman (Michael Keaton is still Batman, helped by the suitable gothic settings), Batman Returns (see previous), Spiderman (II) (I can't wait for the third, as we finally see VENOM!), Happy Gilmore (I used to hate golf; now... I still do, but this film made it enjoyable for the best part of two hours), The Waterboy (see previous, but substitute American Football), A Few Good Men (the final courtroom scene would be enough), Men of Honour (a good show of how best to use individuality) and many, many more.
The first picture should be a bit of a clue...
This list is going to be particularly small, due to the fact I don't watch an awful lot of television. However, some of my favourite shows throughout history would include;
Smallville, Most Haunted (Live), Cops, Futurama, Sharpe, Hornblower, Match of the Day, Soccer AM, South Park, Beavis and Butthead, Wallace and Gromit and only a few more which I'll add - should I remember.
Naturally, I love books and the following list highlights only a few of the books I've loved over the years; in saying that, I'm currently reading The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins - and I urge everyone to do the same.
After that, some of my favourites include The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (Tolkien - the best creation of a fantasy world to date, despite the simplistic division of good and evil), The Dark Elf Trilogy (Salvatore - an excellent mirror of our own civilisation, for those willing to admit it), The Icewind Dale Trilogy (Salvatore - our introduction to Drizzt Do' Urden, who shows you don't have to do what you're told)
The Hunters Blades Trilogy (Salvatore - a representation of what ignorance, however innocent, will invariably cause), The Necroscope/Vampire World series (Lumley - an interesting and, perhaps, feasible look at the nature of vampirism), The Bartimeaus Trilogy (Stroud - a unique form of dialogue, entertaining to the end), The Satanic Bible/The Satanic Rituals/The Compleat Witch/The Devil's Notebook/Satan Speaks! (LaVey - the starting point for any would-be Satanist; accept no substitutes), The Church of Satan (Barton - another excellent supplement to the ideas of Satanism and the Church of Satan), Vampires/Nocturnicon (Konstantinos - "Vampires" is a refreshing look at an old topic, while "The Nocturnicon" shows a Wiccan doing something they usually can't; use imagination), Might is Right (Redbeard - the best description of why power is important and how to seize it)
The Prince (Machiavelli - the best philosophical illustration of why the end always justifies the means), Beyond Good and Evil, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The Will To Power (Nietzche - you don't get to be a Professor at 24 without being brilliant, and Nietzsche most certainly was), The Divine Comedy (Dante - lots for the ritualist to think about, despite the harrowing account of a place that doesn't exist), Paradise Lost (Milton - the best and most poetic look at Lucifer congenially), The Iliad/The Oddysey (Homer - simply wonderfully epic pieces of Greek storytelling), The Picture of Dorian Grey (Wilde - another insinuation at what is private and what is public), The Republic (Plato - if all of philosophy is a footnote to Plato, this is a good starting point as to exactly what was wrong with him)
The Blank Slate (Pinker - the scientific reasoning behind why Satanists are born and not made; something Dr. LaVey knew, pre '66) and countless other wonderful tomes of learning and amusement. I also strongly recommend you click the portrait of John Wilmot, below...
Finally, you should all read The Origin of Species by Charles Darwin - it's the most important book ever written.
I don't elect to pick heroes above myself, but the late Anton Szandor LaVey would be an obvious example. I've also found the utter misanthropy and decadence of John Wilmot (2nd Earl of Rochester) to be a lesson for us all; as much for the results of excess, as for living life to the full. While I also loved the strength of will and single mindedness of Vlad Tepes (not to mention the way Niccolo' Machiavelli makes the end justify the means), the childishly innocent devilry of Lock, Shock and Barrel cannot be understated.
Finally, though, although this individual isn't to be considered a hero of mine, Professor Simon Blackburn is a bright fellow with a great turn of phrase - this little nugget being one such example:
"I am not all that interested in how you came to be 'set' like you are. What bothers me is that this is your set. I don't care how it came to be your set, or what deterministic forces brought you to have these systems set that way. All I am concerned about is that now, at the end of the day, you are a nasty piece of work and I am going to thump you. Maybe it was indeed bad luck your getting to be like you are. And now it is doubly bad luck, because you are going to get thumped for it."