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A formidable predator with extremely sharp claws.

About Me



This is a very amusing place...and I am easily amused. That's really all you need to know.

Thought it was time for a change. Don't worry, I'm still committed to Stewie and world domination.

blarchives...
What stinks?
Hippies, Boobies and Installations
Anger Man Tech Support
37 Cross-dressing Flashers IN A ROW
Intermittent Exploding WHAT?
Anger Man & Sound Medical Advice
Control your demon seed, woman!
Adventures in Florida Vol. 1
Adventures in Florida Vol. 2
Adventures in Florida Vol. 3
Roadkill, Jell-o Shots & Fire

My Interests

Generally speaking, I'm not interested.

I'd like to meet:

A gas station attendant who is willing to sell me a winning lottery ticket.

The person who invented PEZ because it rocks so.

A mechanic who enjoys back-breaking yard work and also wants to be my best friend.

Someone who is willing to live in my kitchen for the sole purpose of opening jars and reaching objects on the top shelf.

friendly bears

julian

leah

lunchbox

hidden

viking

kelly

clark

whimsy

rev. qelqoth

corncobb

anna

comment this

doug

the ian

rantzilla

johnny alien

spaz

kevitron

ted

jimpants

see all bears

Music:

Scientifically proven to have more music files than the average bear.

Movies:

Nature films mostly. Who knew?

Television:

Kill your television.

Books:

Polar bears like to read a lot of books...Haddon, Burroughs, Sedaris, Vonnegut, Wintersen, Salinger, Wiesel, Hosseini, Martel, Patterson...a lot of books...and really good blogs.

winterfresh blogs

This list is getting long and I love you all too much to play favorites. So just check out my subscriptions. You won't be disappointed.

Heroes:

Drool, bitchez!

...'s details
Status: Solitary animal

From: Tralfamadore

Religion: Pastafarian

Zodiac: Leo

Family: Coolest cub on the tundra

Education: College grad

Occupation: Professional Incidental

Here for: Amusement

My Blog

Ask Anger Man

Anger Man has decided that he is infinitely wise and wishes to share his gift of knowledge with the MySpace community. Anger Man, however, is not technically inclined (nor is he infinitely wise, to b...
Posted by ... on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:03:00 PST

Knocked Up

This summer, my parents decided to renovate their downstairs bathroom.   Renovate: taken from the Latin reno, meaning "to make" and the Greek vate, meaning "your kids do it".   My mother see...
Posted by ... on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 06:11:00 PST

Anger Man's Dysfunctional Pelvis

The cub and I went to visit my parents this weekend. The cub enjoys our visits because she gets to play in the hot tub. I enjoy our visits because my parents are an endless source of material. When ...
Posted by ... on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:44:00 PST

We've got a pulse!

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Truth is, I've been busy...and undergoing intensive psychotherapy since my beloved Bears totally blew it in Miami. Might go visit the folks soon for ...
Posted by ... on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:57:00 PST

Happy Holidays From Anger Man

    A few weeks before the Christmas, the Mrs. And I Like to go out and cut ourselves down a white pine. Our children have long since abandoned the practice Which is just fine by us  what ...
Posted by ... on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:23:00 PST

Regifting: Worse than Old Spice

Polar bears are exceptional holiday gift givers.  If this has not yet been established as a scientific fact, it should be. The evolutionary process has been kind to us in this respect.  Unl...
Posted by ... on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 05:51:00 PST

Happy Hellidays

Ladies and gentlemen, we have officially entered a time of year, which I lovingly refer to as the Helliday Season.   As many of you are familiar with the misadventures of my family, it should com...
Posted by ... on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:32:00 PST

*ahem*

It has recently been brought to my attention that there are a number of imposter ...'s running around on MySpaz. It's only natural to want to be as cool as a nameless, blogging, vegetarian polar bear ...
Posted by ... on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:58:00 PST

Adventures in Florida Vol. 3

Within two weeks of our fire ant fiasco, my parents leased a house in Hollywood Hills. We were thrilled at the prospect of leaving our cramped hotel quarters for our own place  any place  but could ...
Posted by ... on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 01:40:00 PST

One of the many reasons I love Spaz

Spaz works at Circuit City and, therefore, has access to all sorts of sale and release information in advance. This, by far, has been the best. In response to overwhelming demand, Lucasfilm Ltd. ...
Posted by ... on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:13:00 PST