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The Brent Savard Show

Moving on...

About Me

A wise man once said, "Nothing in life is pointless, except circles, spheres and cylinders....and maybe ovals..." and that wise man was me. I usually dont make sense which makes sense to me. Did that make sense? I just started doing stand-up comedy in February and it is a good time. I like to write a lot and enjoy my fair share of blood thinner. I take pride in my blogging skills so read them if you care to know more about me. You can also tune into my show and watch me make a fool of myself at You Tube

My Interests

hockey, stand-up comedy, writing, indie music, indie movies, The Castle, The Orpheum, sarcasm, satire, offending those who are easily offended, nihilism, telling stories about Nam and now making Ed-Woodian-films for you tube which can be seen here---------- http://www.youtube.com/thebrentsaverdshow

I'd like to meet:

Fans of The Brent Savard Show, Nam Vets, The Dude, Mr. T, Kurt Vonnegut, My soul mate, the comedians of comedy,Jesus and most importantly----my conscious.

Music:

Interpol, Ben Folds, Hot Hot Heat, The Faint, !!!, 120 Days, A.C. Newman, Beck, Ben Kweller, Bloc Party, Kaiser Chiefs, M83, Grandaddy, Stars, Smashing Pumpkins, LCD Soundsystem, The Boy Least Likely, Cut Copy, Presets, Postal Service, Muse, Eels, Radiohead, Scissor Sisters, Air, Modest Mouse, Kings of Leon, Doves, Spoon, Elefant, Badly Drawn Boy, Sigur Ros, The Strokes, Clap your hands say yeah, Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Flaming Lips, Travis, TV on the Radio, Nada Surf, The New Pornographers, Nuetral Milk Hotel, Placebo, The Rapture, Hellogoodbye, VHS or Beta

Movies:

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Godfather, Shawshank Redemption, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, Amelie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Outside Providence, American Movie, Sin City, Love Liza, Almost Famous, Capote, Reality Bites, The Big Lebowski, the squid and the whale, comedians of comedy, Adaptation, Storytelling, Broken Flowers, Lost in Translation, Hero, House of Flying Daggers, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Being John Malkovich, Amores Perros, City of God, Happiness, Babel, Last Orders, St. Elmos Fire, Grindhouse

Television:

Football, Hockey, Jeopardy, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Best Week Ever, The World Series of Pop Culture

Books:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Catcher in the Rye, The Floating Opera, ANYTHING by: Vonnegut, Palahniuk and Heller, The Corrections, In Cold Blood, The Stranger, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Just a Couple of Days, Life of Pi

Heroes:

Betty Ford and any fans of B.S.

My Blog

here in my car

i feel safest of all....line?you know what song i'm talking abootyes i'm in my carwith my lap top aka moo backgod bless the wireless i'm picking up from boston market whose parking lot i am loitering ...
Posted by The Brent Savard Show on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:10:00 PST

you can hit 40mph in 10 seconds when you redline in a 2006 ford explorer

impressive i knowthats why i got the carfor its muscleand i'll be damned if i'm not going to flex it on the regularfyi i'm going to do this blog without moving ontell me if you like it betteri got off...
Posted by The Brent Savard Show on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:10:00 PST

M.A.M.F.M. ---- this is the acronym for the new group i am forming

its Mothers Against Mother Fucking MosquitosMAMFMyes it COULD also make for a sweet radio stationis there something wrong with my brain?^dont answer thatmoving oni spent most of this weekend in a drun...
Posted by The Brent Savard Show on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 08:41:00 PST

working 14 hours scrate is overrated

i'm not cut out for this shit i'm too soft-core i dont own a SINGLE shirt with a blue collar see where i'm going with this? moving on so i went to the interpol concert last night it was CHAmaz...
Posted by The Brent Savard Show on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:03:00 PST

one of my new subordinates can make a rubix cube all-better in 75 secs

seriouslyhes a freakhe let me fuck it up to my likingand he took itand had his way with itand i'll be damned if it wasnt back to "normal"PERSONALLY i think it looks better when its all mixed upbut wha...
Posted by The Brent Savard Show on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:55:00 PST

oh, how ive missed you

its been over a week since i've last bloggedcan you believe THAT shit?^dont answer thatbut seriouslyits been a whilea lot has happenedlet me fill you inFIRST of alli went to auburn to watch the usf au...
Posted by The Brent Savard Show on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:12:00 PST

i once learned about how the wizard of oz is one huge metaphor for some stupid historical shit

i think it had something to do with the gold standard and some 3rd party candidate back in the daybut i really dont caremoving oni just went to the doctor because i am running out of happy pillsand th...
Posted by The Brent Savard Show on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:51:00 PST

Your MySpace account should delete itself and your computer should explode if

you actually accept friend requests from the porn botsbecause seriouslywtf?no one wearing a g-string wants to talk to youdealmoving oni decided to give my liver a severe work out this weekendsure its ...
Posted by The Brent Savard Show on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:04:00 PST

yeah, i splurged and got absolut

i had a good day at work yesturdaysotonight i paid THREE times what i normally pay for vodkayeah i'm a ballermoving oni'm mainly blogging tonight to discuss a few things i encountered on my way over t...
Posted by The Brent Savard Show on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 08:16:00 PST

the best part about suicide bombers IS

you dont have to pay themam i wrong?^dont answer thatmoving onthis weekend has been funfriday i had my fantasy football drafti'm pretty pleased with my teamand i got drunksurpriseand me, new york, eri...
Posted by The Brent Savard Show on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 08:10:00 PST