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Paul

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I like to work with my hands, so I'm fond of microphones, knives, cigarettes, and the "come hither" motion.I also speak with my hands, which is totally weird because I don't even know sign language.I'm a decent, jovial fellow who eats, breathes, and farts comedy. Come fart with me.Oh, and check out "The Brilliantly Titled Show."

My Interests

Stand-up comedy, writing, laughing, cooking, ice hockey, guitar, piano, improv, faggoty coffee drinks, and self-destructive overindulgence.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's funny, witty, genuine, complex, adroit, socially graceful, and kind.

Music:

I tend to gravitate towards rock, alternative, hip-hop, soul, funk, electronica, and shitty pop.

Movies:

You know the guy who keeps asking, "what just happened?" or "why did he do that?" That's me. So just pass the Twizzlers and I'll shut up.

Television:

The Office, Entourage, The Daily Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Good Eats, South Park, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, hockey, baseball, football.

Books:

"R.I.F.--Reading is Fucktastic."

Heroes:


Hosted at MySpaceNow.com

My Blog

I Need Your Online Votes! ("Show Me the Funny," 98 Rock)

Hi, I need your help!  Vote for me using the link below: Vote for Paul Soleo 98 Rock is having a comedy contest called "Show Me the Funny," and whoever receives the most votes gets flown to ...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:48:00 PST

Free Tickets to the Tampa Improv this Saturday at 4pm.

Friends, I'll be performing at the Tampa Improv this Saturday, October 20th at 4pm for the final round of 98 Rock's "Show Me the Funny" contest.The winner gets a set at the Hollywood Improv, and will ...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:00:00 PST

See Me at the Tampa Improv--Saturday, October 20th, 4pm

Thanks again to everyone who helped vote for me in 98 Rock's "Show Me the Funny" contest--you helped me win a spot in the semi-finals. Yesterday I advanced to the finals, which will be held at the Tam...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:07:00 PST

Vote for Me at 98 Rock’s Website (Show Me the Funny)

Hi.I'm in a local comedy contest on 98 Rock's morning show (the BS,) and I need your online votes to earn a chance to get onstage at the Tampa Improv.VOTE FOR PAUL SOLEOYou can vote as many times as y...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:49:00 PST

Snippets & Tidbits: Return of the Keyboard

-The wheels on the bus go round and round. Then the wheels fall off and the bus crashes into the side of a mountain, exploding into a horrifying mass of screaming child-death. Waitthat's how the so...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:09:00 PST

"Show Me the Funny!" Contest (The B.S. on 98 Rock, weekdays, 6am-10am)

If you're a comedian trying to get your big break then this is it!  Listen to THE BS for your chance to win a weekend trip to Hollywood, CA where you'll be booked at The Hollywood Improv. Thanks...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:59:00 PST

See Me at Side Splitters on Wednesday, September 5th @ 8:30pm!

Come out on Wednesday, September 5th at 8:30pm to cheer me on at Side Splitters Comedy Club in Tampa!  (click the Side Splitters link for directions.) Each performer will get ...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:56:00 PST

10 Compliments that Wow a Man.

Ahh, Yahoo. Like a Time Life collection of Golden Oldies, the hits just keep on coming. Next up on my Bash-a-Douche world tour is an article called "10 Compliments that Wow a Man," by David Zinczenko ...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:23:00 PST

Come See Me at Side Splitters THIS SUNDAY at 7pm!

Dear You, If you're not hungover after church this Sunday, come to Side Splitters Comedy Club in Tampa at 7pm to cheer for me during the preliminary round of "The Lucky 21," a nationwide comedy compet...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:11:00 PST

UPDATE: Come See Me at Side Splitters on Sunday, August 5th, 7pm!

(Update at the bottom) Long story short--I won the open-mic competition at Side Splitters on Wednesday, July 11th, which landed me a spot in a nationwide contest hosted by Side Splitters on Sunday, Au...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:21:00 PST