I, Beagle Jesus, have come back to this shit-hole of a world in the year 2007 to save all your sorry ass souls. "The book" (which fyi is WAY off) said that I would be returning like a thief in the night...well what "The book" did not tell you is that I would be returning as a beagle. If you have EVER been worried about making Santa's shit list, you no doubt have been checked off on mine already and there is NO getting off of it...unless you give me monetary offerings or food.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Non-sinners, My bitch Mary Magdelane (whom i hear came back as a cocker spaniel...she wets ALL over the place)
