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Jim

Only art. Not like it's life or death or anything.

About Me

Nobody learns to be a writer.
They are born, often at an advanced age, fully formed and house-trained. Of course there's a price; there is always a price. I know; I know because I had written how it had happened to Raymond Chandler and now it was happening to me. Now I was being asked to pay.
The tooth fairy suddenly stepped out from under the pillow into the clear light of reality, bringing with her a signed affidavit attesting to the existence of Santa Claus. The Opposite of Show Business.

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My Interests

I'm interested in writing plays but I am easily distracted. How else do you think I got to start scribbling here?

Naked Theatre.

I'd like to meet:

Human beings, by preference. But I'm not here to judge.

Music:

I like the music my family makes.

Then I love Mozart above all but others - Mendelssohn, Mussorgsky, Mahler. Beethoven. Beethoven, Bruckner, Berlioz, Bernstein, Boulez (the latter in smaller portions). Maybe I love all music beginning with 'M' and 'B', but not exclusively. Bach, his Double Concerto playing the violin with my father. Opera; Visse d'arte is my wife, Teresa, singing; Rheingold (opening and closing bars) of my one and only visit to Bayreuth; Deh vieni alla finestra of my time living in Cornwall. And then there is the one-time musical obsession, Otto Klemperer, still haunting me through recordings, the memory of his concerts, of not meeting him at his 85th birthday party, the letters from his daughter, Lotte, refusing permission for the unfinished play I wrote about his remarkable life.

Movies:

What can compare to Some Like It Hot?. The Ladykillers (no, not you, Coen Brothers), Marx Brothers (the first 7 films).
Pause and then in no particular order most of the other Ealing comedies; Orson Welles (Citizen Kane, A Touch of Evil, 'F' for Fake, The Third Man, most of the rest); A Matter of Life and Death, most other films from Powell and Pressburger; Coen Brothers, almost forgiven for their Ladykillers travesty for originality and for exposing my "twin", Lebowski; Huston, Curtiz, and other "old" Hollywood for electrifying the screen; Bunuel, Fellini, Goddard, just about all the New Wave French for European depth; brilliant non-sequential narrative in Memento, Donnie Darko (OK, dislike giving credit to Tarentino) but also in Pulp Fiction; Lynch, Polanski, Altman and Kubrick for making an art from entertainment.
Many more than I mentioned, and always the hope for new surprises.

Television:

Take it or leave it really.

There was Nigel Neale, there was Dennis Potter. The Avengers for timeless style. A few good comedies have come and gone. There is little now of quality.

I'll get back to you on this when the last so-called reality show has breathed its last.

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Paintings have more life. A great painting is different every time you look at it.
Check out my gallery (hit the picture frame) if you don't believe me.

Books:


Garcia Marquez? He rules. Kundera, a source of inspiration. DeLillo, at least one great line per page, Bukowski, he plays my dark side, Winterson, a wonderful sense of whimsy, Hunter? He lived where I fear to tread. Umberto Eco and Tony Benn are currently open. I constantly revisit the greatest writer of all, James Joyce.

The classics are constantly on hand and I reach forward to new writers for pleasant surprises.

Heroes:



There are no heroes.

My Blog

With our sick beneath the awnings

where flotilla lay inaction killing thousands comes up like thunder   (with apologies to Kipling)...
Posted by Jim on Sat, 10 May 2008 12:48:00 PST

PROVENANCE HELPLINE

 The Royal Academy of Arts is due to hold a landmark exhibition of art from Russia;  masterpieces from collections at the Hermitage, Pushkin and Tretyakov Museums in Moscow and the State Ru...
Posted by Jim on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:23:00 PST

Mohammad - my arse!

A British teacher in Sudan has been found guilty of insulting religion and sentenced to 15 days in prison for naming a Teddy Bear after a pupil, who happened to be called Mohammad. She was naive, to p...
Posted by Jim on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:34:00 PST

Haiku News Headlines

Benazir Bhutto Gets welcomed home with a bang. I shot Musharraf.   Bin Ladin gives up. Deflated in the shade of US flying nukes.   New York ovation For Tony Blair's support of Hard line on ...
Posted by Jim on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 04:57:00 PST

The evil it does is permanent.

A number of young people have tragically died as a result of gun crime recently, much of it gang-related. Among the advice from concerned and moral members of the public have been a gro...
Posted by Jim on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:16:00 PST

Haiku Headlines

Leader of "free world"With friendship's arm extended Lost Mickey Mouse hands Besieged PalestineEats itself; Fatah thinnerHamas non amat Rushdie gets knighthoodIran clerics volunteer To help ...
Posted by Jim on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:47:00 PST

THE DEATH OF A POST-MODERNIST

Jean Baudrillard French sociologist, post-modernist philosopher, author of more than 50 works and a literary hero of mine, was reported dead last week.  He focused his work on the interactio...
Posted by Jim on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 04:00:00 PST

PROLE FEEDING FRENZY

  There have been questions this week in Parliament concerning the television "reality" show known as Big Brother. Our next Prime Minister Presumptive, Gordon Brown, has been dogged with complai...
Posted by Jim on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST

SHOCKING NEWS!

A selection of news from the BBC this week:   Ehud Olmert has admitted that Israel has atomic weapons (does that mean he should now be transferred to the cell occupied for 18 years by Mo...
Posted by Jim on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:22:00 PST

SEPTEMBER 11 GOES UNPUNISHED (OFFICIAL)

Augusto Pinochet Ugarte, the army general who stole democracy from Chile on 11th September 1973, has died following a heart attack. They say that the good die young. Pinochet was 91.   I am no ...
Posted by Jim on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:33:00 PST