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Crystal LeBard

* The Devil Wants To Know *

About Me


** those who know me in a nutshell would use one word to describe me.. DORK. it's ok, i'm just comfortable with who i am.. and i'm very shy until i get to know you **
** i prefer to linger in dive bars, with good juke boxes so i can engage in conversations. though i love occasional nights out dancing or watching live bands... and i love a good game of pool, especially when there is a wager at stake **
** i'm always looking for new friends , though I'm not looking to date anyone, so if you are trying to be my friend because you think i'll date you, move on..**
**i love corona's.. ** dirty kettle one on the rocks.. ** mimosa's..** patron gold , sometimes with a quick dash of tabasco sauce, but i dont need training wheels, pass the lime on to someone who needs it.. ** and the perfect margarita... ** beaches at night... ** the feel of sand between my toes.. ** lakes.. ** rain.. ** warm windy days..** spontaneous road trips..** hot rods ** tattoos ( but not on myself ) ** talking on the phone for hours with people I find interesting..i think i actually like texting message better... ** photographing everything.. ** visual journals.. ** cinnamon.. ** thaitian vanilla candles..** gambling ( i love the ponies ) ** animal lover..** love to cook.. ** and eat.. ** italian, thai, mexican .. ** i am a vegetarian, i dont look down on those who eat meat, it's just not for me - dont think you can change me, i've not eaten meat since i was 9 **
** i'm brutally honest, not many people can handle that.. ** i'm not the girl that can just let things go without answers, i need to know everything, i need resolution .** i'm also very touchy, huggy, feely **
I love my peeps that play with me at Pat's Cocktails

My Interests

~*~ film making , photography , travelling , road trips , ghost towns , shooting pool , hanging out with friends , hot rods , tattoos , 1940's , 1950's , vintage burlesque/pin ups / erotica , film noir, silent films, passion , vintage lingerie , thrift stores , high heels , lipstick , gambling , the ponies, Las Vegas , New Mexico , New Orleans... ~*~

I'd like to meet:



down to earth people. comfortable in thier own skin, not afraid to be goofy, to be themselves... passionate (not to be confused with drama).. creative.. have a mind of thier own. pool hustlers.. adventurous types... good conversationalists.. people with no shame, no fear, people who can make me laugh.. people who are honest (about everything - i'm not one to judge, ever) , people with some common sense ( why is it called common sense, when it's not so common? )...no one vicious or malicious, ...

film makers, actors, writers, photographers, models, make up artists, clothing designers, producers, directors, any and all creative people who'd like to colaborate on some projects.

For the record, my top friend list is in no particular order what-so-ever. I like to change it up every few days. So even if you disappear off it for awhile doesn't mean I like you less. And just because Misti is usually in my number 1 spot, doesn't mean she's my favorite.. hee hee! Oh wait, she is.. awww well...

Music:

~*~ I like a bit of every style, but not all of one style.. Rockabilly.. Punk.. Old Country.. Blue Grass... Elvis , Cramps , Rob Zombie/White Zombie , Chris Isaak , Rancid, The Transplants, Hank Williams Sr. , H. Williams III , Kid Rock , Southern Culture on The Skids , Joan Jett , Nashville Pussy , Eminem , the Cult , the Hives , Rip Carson , Hillbilly Hellcats , Black Flag , Cigar Store Indians , old Motley Crue , Johnny Cash , Rolling Stones , AC*DC , Muddy Waters , Social Distortion , Tom Waits , Billie Holiday , Motorhead , the Cars , The Nymphs , Misfits, The White Stripes, Paula Cole, Lenny Kravitz , Prince , old smokey down and dirty Blues, sexy and really bumpy, grindy types... The Devil's Music.... ~*~

Movies:

~*~ Alfred Hitchcock, Orson Welles, Akira Kurosawa, Quentin Tarantino, David Lynch, Robert Rodriquez, Russ Meyer, Christopher Nolan, old Hong Kong action flicks , 50's sci fi, old cheesey and classic horror films...

Television:

~*~ I'm currently addicted to reality shows... Ever since I found the Fox Reality Channel, it's been one addiction after another ~*~

Books:

~*~ hmmm.. i'm more of an erotica reader. cook books. healing books. crafting books. ~*~ .

Heroes:


* * EVERYONE * * who will take a minute of thier time to visit the breast cancer website and click the small pink banner to help give a mamogram to a woman who can't afford it. It's free, no spam, no signing up for anything, it's just a click and a click and you are done...

* click please *

*click * click * click *

http://www.thebreastcancersite.com

* * you are my hero * *

My Blog

Halloween Photos @ Pat's Cocktails

Get Your Own! | View Slideshow ...
Posted by Crystal on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:30:00 PST

another quiz thingy

The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.You...
Posted by Crystal on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:52:00 PST

Pat's Halloween Pirate Party Oct. 31st!

Pat's Cocktails   Pirate Halloween Party   When:    Tuesday October 31 st.   Where: Pat's Cocktails 12121 Riverside Drive / Laurel Canyon Valley Village ( N. Hollywo...
Posted by Crystal on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:15:00 PST

my celebrity look alikes...

Ok.. I love to do some of these personality tests as much as the next person.  But a friend of mine just sent me a link to this site My Heritage, that let's you upload a photo and they will scan...
Posted by Crystal on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 04:40:00 PST

crowd surfing in high heels... what??

I'm way too old for this sh*t.  Honestly.  I think I might still be drunk,  and ouch, just typing is too loud for my head. Rancid...  what a great show.  Though, if it was&nbs...
Posted by Crystal on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:07:00 PST

for those of you born in the 50's, 60's or 70's...

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE   1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.   They ...
Posted by Crystal on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 02:51:00 PST

The Panic Channel @ Pat's Cocktails

Ladies and gentlemen...   on Tuesday The Panic Channel's debut album  (ONe) will be released and we're having a party!   Featuring special guests!   Come join us!! &nb...
Posted by Crystal on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:55:00 PST

Rockstar SuperWanna be, I mean SuperNova

Am I the only one addicted to this train wreck of a show?? Why is it that Tommy Lee needs to sexual harrass all of the female contenders?  YAWN... Tonight someone is going home.  While I'm c...
Posted by Crystal on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:20:00 PST

Misti & Crystal

Crystal & Misti @ Pats... ...
Posted by Crystal on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:20:00 PST

Entertainment Industry Night: Tonight at Pat's!

Felines & Dobermans... It's the time of the week again... Entertainment Industry Night !! Crystal & Misti behind the bar!   $4 New Castle on draft, 3 Red Headed Slut shooters for $ ...
Posted by Crystal on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:15:00 PST