The truth hurts... but it also can be incredibly hilarious.
Add Sucks Cards to your arsenal against the soul-crushing machine known as "politics as usual". Each set includes 16 cards of snark and satire profiling some of our favorite politicos -- learn more about where they came from, what they're saying, and how they're affecting America.
"But what's the deal with these cards?"
Look, we're sick of it too. We'd like nothing more than to run out of thieves and liars to poke fun at, but until that miraculous day when the bozos have all retired to some crazy bunker, you can count on us to keep on top of 'em.
We want to get people involved. We want people to pay attention, get informed, learn something that they may not have known before about the talking heads they see on the news everyday. These cards arent just for decoration, theyre our effort to connect and collect the voters in America.
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Meet the Teams:
Straight Outta DC, the Bush Administration Bozos --
Selected Electeds :
George W Bush - The Possessed Prez
Dick Cheney - Villainous VP
Tom DeLay - The Hammer
Bill Frist - Frisky Flip-Flopper
Rick Santorum - Little Twinky
Holy Rollin Annointeds:
Anne Coulter - Hyperbolic Hobag
Rush Limbaugh - Pill Poppin Pundit
Robert Novak - Prince of Darkness
Bill O'Reilly - Pompous Prick
Pat Robinson - Anchor of Rancor
Disjointed Appointeds:
Michael Brown - The Subpar Czar
Karen Hughes - No-Carin' Karen
Condoleeza Rice - The Unsticker
Karl Rove - Puppetmaster of Death
Donald Rumsfeld - Ruthless Overlord
... and then there's the D'Ohio Players --
Crooks:
Kenneth Blackwell - Black is Whack
John Boehner - Butt Lover
Betty Montgomery - Bloody Betty
Bob Ney - Crook #1
Thomas Noe - The CoinGateKeeper
Jim Petro - Slick Jimmy
Bob Taft - King Crook
George Voinovich - Georgie Porgie
Incompetents:
Marc Dann - Marc the Narc
Bob Fitrakis - Green Gobbler
Dennis Kucinich - Mr. Bombastic
Jean Miller - The Wheel Threat
Bill Peirce - The Econ Curse
Jerry Springer - The Sultan of Smut
Ted Strickland - Drop Dead Ted
James Traficant - Can't Beat Crazy