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Clapperpaw

Gun hip - swollen lip - bottle sip, yeah I suck dick.

About Me

I’m a little socially-inept and can be inspired and moved by people so easily. This will most likely give you the willies...So to speak.

If there’s one thing I do love besides butchering my liver like the dirty bottle-belting bastard love child of Fred Elliot and Liza Minelli, it’s music. A passion that sees greater change and expansion than Courtney Love’s Rhinoplaster with his face in between Paris Hilton’s clit-clink imprisoned thighs - YES, without the sound of music in my life, I really couldn’t give a lay-ee-odl-lay-ee-odl-oo about much else! One day I will cover the song 'The Visitors' by ABBA and everyone will think it's "totally fucking Mexico!" First Shoreditch, then the world! Or not.


My Interests

All you need to do is - ask.

I'd like to meet:


Seeking fellow geeks, axe wielding freaks, lost boys and bards with broken dance shoes.

Oh, and Jesus...


Music:

Check out my MySpace friends

The Knife, Depeche Mode, Curve, IAMX, Erasure, Skunk Anansie, The Faint, Veruca Salt, The Cardigans, Gary Numan, Elastica, Patrick Wolf, CocoRosie, The Birthday Massacre, Jenny Wilson, Temposhark, Róisín Murphy, Mew, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, My Ruin, Kate Havnevik, The Dresden Dolls, Sara Berg, Vast, Mirwais, Final Fantasy, Robyn, Melnyk, SOMETIME, Cursor Miner, Ladytron, Hole, Imogen Heap, Jeff Buckley, Bjork, Fischerspooner, Annie, Kate Bush, Peaches, The Start, M.I.A. Lykke Li, Flykkiller, The Sounds, Yelle, Rufus Wainwright, Princess Superstar, Sia Furler, Turboweekend, Juliette and The Licks, Siobhan Donaghy, 65daysofstatic, Einsturzende Neubauten, Tori Amos, Skeleteen...and a list too long to continue mentioning.

Movies:

Tim Burton
M. Night Shyamalan
David Lynch
Guillermo del Toro...

Angel-A
Strange Days
The Princess and The Warrior
Idioterne
Death Becomes Her
True Romance
Requiem for a Dream
The Lost Boys
Dancer in the Dark
American Beauty
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Labyrinth
Dark Crystal
The Usual Suspects

Television:

...is a little box of laughter;

The League of Gentlemen
Absolutely Fabulous
Green Wing
The Mighty Boosh
Kath & Kim
Nathan Barley
Garth Marenghi's DARKPLACE
Spaced
The Vicar of Dibley
French & Saunders!

Books:

Poppy Z.Brite
Anne Rice
Martin Millar

Does the twisted illustrative genius of Roman Dirge count?

I'm an illiterate swine, see (and a bit goth.)

My Blog

To Die For...

DIE SO FLUID Say hello to the London trio that want you to throw off those rose-tinted glasses and tread them to pieces, dancing in your hi-tops&done that? Right, now get down on your knees& Die S...
Posted by Clapperpaw on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:21:00 PST

X & Y...

IAMX  THE ELECTRO BEAST WITH TWO BACKS Chris Corner can’t always keep his technical producer head firmly on shoulders. At nightfall, we are all welcomed to the world of IAMX, who’ll tak...
Posted by Clapperpaw on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:17:00 PST

Heroes: From ears to fingertips...

The Birthday Massacre   Maple leaves bleed red all over the UK as Canadian synth-rockers The Birthday Massacre, promote their new album on tour, and prove to us exactly why they shouldn't be ...
Posted by Clapperpaw on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:01:00 PST

Malcolm Pate

Peer deep through brown eyes and you will see movement.Ribs laced with a thousand images like a human corset strewn across a cinema screen, black bone gleaming like the calcinated crown of the Unicorn...
Posted by Clapperpaw on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:48:00 PST

Strangers in the Storm...

   It has always been said that Finnish soprano singer, Tarja Turunen, holds the voice of an angel. In a decade she has topped music charts around the globe as the voice and face of symph...
Posted by Clapperpaw on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:03:00 PST

When Klaus Comes...

Blood smudged stains from her hands and her teeth paint her ukulele from behind the clouds of cedar scent and the ghosts of cigarettes. As if she were familiar with the trick of chapeaugraphy, she too...
Posted by Clapperpaw on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 10:44:00 PST

All is full of love...

His face is reflected in every facet of a mirror ball, casting a disco-armoured army strewn across a pool of admiring eyes and grinning ivory in every direction. Each shiny tooth in its spherical mout...
Posted by Clapperpaw on Thu, 17 May 2007 04:39:00 PST

For all you lonely boys...


Posted by Clapperpaw on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:26:00 PST

The Great Escape...

"...One of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life"  Albert Einstein.   ...
Posted by Clapperpaw on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:18:00 PST

Spirit for a new generation...

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Posted by Clapperpaw on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:47:00 PST