Alexis Creature [Is Asthmatic]

About Me

I'm Alexis. Have some of that.
I don't own photoshop, so unlike many, I actually look like my pictures, even if I did recently hack all my hair off.
I like to look at the stars and wonder about things, some deep, some trivial, but what if the okey-kokey really is what it's all about? If you're my friend you will probably get a text about something similar to that at some point.Friends aren't myspace people. Friends are people you have shared stuff with.But here's some stuff about me.6'2".bit tubby. blonde.kinda muddy green eyes.boney.but not in a thin way.kate bush fan.lover of dance.milkshake enjoyer.boy hater yet lover.attempting to not drink.ace at monopoly.under-confident.grammar fan.baked-goods connaseur.unco-ordinated.awkward.bit shy really.scared of clowns.scared of rabbits.freaked-out by nuns.spooning-addict.unable to play chess.able to bend my ribs.eats cereal from the box.likes to clean.can't have dirty hands(ocd apparently)jam around in my underwear.shamefully lazy.scarily passionate.stand on my own two. maker of gremlin noises in my sleep.only once ever speachless.not afraid to cry.maybe too apologetic sometimes.lover of weird.ex-self-righteous "hardcore" goth.bit gangly.my jokes are to make me laugh.dead at the front, overly sensitive back and neck.big-footed.boney-handed
If you want more declarative statements just ask.
A fashion magazine asked me to summarise my style, I said "asthmatic geek chic". They laughed and said "No, seriously". I was.
I can't wait to go back there.
(And Yes, I took the picture)

My Interests

My interests?
Err. Ask me again later.
For now though I enjoy; readinglie-ins and spooninghorse ridingI have an interest in the goings on of the world, some call it politicswandering around the streets of London with no particular aim or agendatravellingdancingbeing thoughtfuland as is quite apparent, I rather enjoy making lists.

I'd like to meet:

Kate I would wet myself from excitement. Not what you want to hear, but it's true.

The Childlike Empress from "The Never Ending Story" so I can give her a good slapping.

And people with; personality rather than make-upconversation rather than clothesintellect rather than attitudeniceties rather than reticencehonesty rather than bravadoemotions rather than pretenceidea's rather than accesories.

Not too much to ask is it?

More people who make me laugh

...and someone who'll give me flowers

I prefer messages to comments, so message rather than comment please. I probably won't approve you comment as people don't really need to be able to read our conversations, but I will reply.p

(oh,and some one to hold hands with) (maybe)

Music:

Here are my top listened to artists in a jazzy picture-quilt;

I still love a lot of my old "screamy stuff" or my even older "heavy metal warbly stuff". I just don't define myself by it anymore.

Movies:

I ♥ 1980's fantasy films
my fav films....

*if your one of the cunts that thinks its funny to point out that the never ending story does end..you can fuck right off right now.

Television:

Kath N Kim, Alias, Jam n Jerusalem, Ab Fab, Commander In Chief, Desperate Housewives, The Apprentice, Vicar of Dibley, Weeds

Books:

books

The Lovely Bones (Alice Sebold) Equus (Peter Shaffer) Sarah (J.T Leroy) Lucky (Alice Sebold) The Raging Quiet (Sherryl Jordan) The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things (J.T Leroy) Boy Meets Boy (David Levithan) The Illiad (Homer) The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time (Can't Remember)

Heroes:

I don't actually have any male heroes...
Here's a bunch of women that I think are amazing though!

Kate Bush, Erin O'Connor, Anne Boleyn, Dame Hellen Mirren "the mirrenator", Tilda Swinton, Lena Olin, Jennifer Garner, Dawn French, Joanna Lumley, Meera Syal, Michelle Gomez, D.R Gillian McKeith, Mother Theresa, Geena Davis, Jennifer Connelly, Alice Sebold, Naomi Klein, Nicole Kidman, Harriett Tubman.

Oh, there is one man I admire: Nelson Mandela
I don't think wanting to hump David Bowie makes him my hero..but if it does then you can safely say he's a hero of mine.

My Blog

Seen Live

I decided to make a list of the people that I've seen live, not to show off or boast, just so that I can look at it and think "oh that was a good one" and it'll help me keep track of things and memor...
Posted by Alexis Creature [Is Asthmatic] on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:15:00 PST

Changes.

Before you read on, no, this is not going to be a little tribute to that ozzy osbourne duet with his daughter. I know your dissapointed now, I apologise. It's about a few changes in my life at the mom...
Posted by Alexis Creature [Is Asthmatic] on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:22:00 PST

Le Petit Séjour En France

Well, I got back from France today. My first thoughts? My feet and shoulder ache. I love converse, but their nt good to walk around in for a prolonged period of time. So, I got home a short while ago...
Posted by Alexis Creature [Is Asthmatic] on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:50:00 PST

Ruccus at the Royal Opera House

Also known as "how posh people fight. Well, as I have recently been kept prisoner by my exam's and I've been living a somewhat Garbo-esque existance recently (Greta, not Frank), I thought I wou...
Posted by Alexis Creature [Is Asthmatic] on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:46:00 PST

People And Truths

10 things written about 10 different people in my life. Guess which one you are! 1) there is so much I could say about you and us, and so much that I shouldn't. You will never know how much I l...
Posted by Alexis Creature [Is Asthmatic] on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:15:00 PST

My First Flowers

Today is time for an update me thinks. I'm at home today with nothing to do as my poor friend Tiffany is sick and so we were unable to go out and play today, and everyone else is working. Friday I did...
Posted by Alexis Creature [Is Asthmatic] on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:31:00 PST

Hot Shit

Okay, I can't stand most song charts and always get angry at the stupidity of the British public for buying shit songs by shittier artists. So here is the official; Alexis Hot Shit Chart....
Posted by Alexis Creature [Is Asthmatic] on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 02:16:00 PST

Pauline Fowler Eat Ya Heart Out

Today I experienced something new. It was exciting It was entertaining It was confusing It was something I have never done before in my life ... It was going to a launderette. Now, me never going to a...
Posted by Alexis Creature [Is Asthmatic] on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 01:53:00 PST

The Recent Kerfuffle (Explanations)

Okay I'm sorry about all the recent kerfuffle thats been going on, here I will de-tangle it all and explain.. Moving- I have officially now moved so do not use my old adress and home telephone number ...
Posted by Alexis Creature [Is Asthmatic] on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:52:00 PST

Absence

Just to warn you all... That as of..well...in 20mintues time I am moving from my old house into a new apartment so yes, most likely because I am shit/lazy/incompetant I may well be without intern...
Posted by Alexis Creature [Is Asthmatic] on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:23:00 PST