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Lindsay

People aren't chocolates, they are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling!

About Me

FRIEND REQUESTS. Don't be offended, but if I don't know you, please send me mail telling me why you wanna be my lover. I mean friend. If not, I won't add you. I don't need a million friends! Unless you all gave me a dollar. Then that would work.ABOUT ME:I'm an actor, sometimes. Go to LindsayHollister.com if you really care to know more 'bout that.I love to travel, especially to Europe. I can't wait to go back and it saddens me not knowing when my next trip will be.I love Vegas, dark clouds & thunderstorms, dogs wearing clothes, our fucking awesome cat Dr. Zaius, horror movies and lots of popcorn. I love reading a gripping murder-mystery novel and listening to heart stopping music. I love a good beer and my family's lasagna.I'm obsessed with movies. I love everything about them. It's hard for me to watch a good one without crying. My greatest goal is to have a film career.I get weepy when I watch Oprah. I have huge issues with allowing people to be homeless, no matter what reasons got them to the street, they don't belong there. Not in this country. I want to show people that beauty isn't defined by weight. I want women to stop hating themselves for not being perfect. I love having dinner with my friends.I love laying out by Minda's pool during the hot valley summers. I would move back to the midwest only to be able to walk through the leaves in fall. And get those thunderstorms
To sum it up : I believe in giving to the poor, trying to be a better person, being loyal to your friends and loving someone as deeply as you can even if it means you might get hurt.Myspace Backgrounds

My Interests

Movies, even the crappy ones. I want to live, breath and hump film. I love the smell of sound stages. I love modern art. I'm interested in ball busting belt songs during power house musicals in which I weep silently about the fact that I can't sing. I love to dance like no one is staring at me wondering why this girl is having a seizure and no one is helping. I love murder mystery fiction and finding that amazing novel that makes you sad to finish it.

I'd like to meet:

Matt Damon, Patrick Wilson, Meryl Streep, Tori Amos, My Paternal Grandmother and Ryan Reynolds if he would make out with me. And Ryan Gosling if he would make out with me. Oh and anyone who can actually carry on a conversation.GET SMART 6.20.08!!
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Music:

Tori Amos, Mika, Radiohead, Kelly Clarkson and anything old school like Whitesnake, Kansas and Journey gets me hot. And musicals...I want to be a Broadway star. Listen to Pink's and Indigo Girl's song, "Mr. President". If it doesn't move you, we probably wouldn't be friends. And currently I'm SO in love with Kristy Lee. Check out her myspace page, she is ah may zing!

Movies:

The Shining, the original Halloween and Friday the 13th. Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead (remake), Session 9 and Slither.The 40 Year Old Virgin, Juno, Old School, Seven, Moulin Rouge, The Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum, American History X, Dreamgirls, Dan In Real Life, The Upside of Anger.And finally me on the Big Screen in Get Smart this summer!

Television:

Yah! I love TiVo for making my TV watching so fun and breezy. Here it goes The Office, Chuck, Pushing Daises Dexter, Ugly Betty, Grey's Anatomy, Entourage. Intervention- so addicting, I might need an Intervention!Miss like I would a limb. Sex and the City, X-Files.And this little show, of course!Tranny McGuyver. Some funny shit and we are currently filming a half hour short!

Books:

She's Come Undone, The DaVinci Code, The Nanny Diaries, Intensity, The Shining, The Lovely Bones.A Star is Found by Janet Hirshenson and Jane Jenkins is a great insight into the Hollywood casting process.

Heroes:

Oprah, My Parents. Everyone who works in third world countries helping the poor while I rot in LA and wonder why I didn't get an acting job.
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Fair and Right are not part of our Profession. All you have control over is the work, everything else is chance.You can not control what the casting agent thinks, who you know, who your agents are, what the director wants, who your leading lady/man is. You think you can, but you can't.If you grasp that fact, that the most important thing you have to treasure is your talent and your use of it, you'll be able to survive it.Enduring is the name of the game when you are an actor.~Unscripted~

My Blog

Charlie Bartlett

Hello All!I wanted to urge anyone who was looking to go see a movie this weekend to choose Charlie Bartlett. My friend Nash wrote and co-produced the movie. I was able to see a screening last summer a...
Posted by Lindsay on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:05:00 PST

Documentaries Are Depressing

But it's worth it to be educated.Wow. Deliver Us From Evil is astonishing. There is so much pain in this world that we can't control. And then there is the pain that we can, and choose not to.My heart...
Posted by Lindsay on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:35:00 PST

Seriously

I'm a little behind, cause I knew it was going to bother me. But we finally got Sicko from Netflix (long ass wait). And let me tell you it was the FIRST time in my life I have not felt lucky to be an ...
Posted by Lindsay on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:29:00 PST

Starfucker blog

SO, today I met up with my bestie Minda for a little lunchy-poo in Toluca Lake before our afternoon appointments. She was going to get her nails done and I was going to get highlights. That's right! J...
Posted by Lindsay on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 05:52:00 PST

Juno

One of the best movies I've seen all year by far. Witty, down to earth script with amazing casting which of course means brilliant performances! Especially by the supporting cast. JK Simmons was simpl...
Posted by Lindsay on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 11:14:00 PST

In a State of Emergency

I don't think it's too dramatic to compare the current Writer's Strike to a natural disaster. We are currently in a State of Emergency. Our friends are loosing their jobs left and right. The entire cr...
Posted by Lindsay on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:36:00 PST

A little more Earl

Or the return of Xena, Warrior Fry Princess. Just did a hilarious promo for NBC yesterday. It revolves around the story line of Earl being put in jail at the end of last season. A lot of funny charact...
Posted by Lindsay on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:24:00 PST

Some of the best moments of my life

I have to admit that lately there have been these fleeting thoughts of giving up the buisness and moving to the Bahamas to have Howard Stern's love child. As many of you already know (if you are cool ...
Posted by Lindsay on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:45:00 PST

It is your responsibility to see this film!!!!!!

I realize that I am very behind in seeing this film, but I have been making changes in my life for over a year now concerning this subject. If you read back to one of my first blogs, I begged people t...
Posted by Lindsay on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:50:00 PST

Getting Smart

So, I survived filming in N. Carolina. It was a great experience with some of the coolest people I've ever met! I did some of my best work thanks to the amazing talents of my co-stars. Since I've most...
Posted by Lindsay on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:57:00 PST