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The Sweet Kenny appreciation society West Hollywood Chapter would like to meet other Sweet Kenny fans in the area interested in joining us in celebrating all of the joy, wonder, and entertainment value Sweet Kenny brings and continues to bring into this world.

"I would just like to express my appreciation of your appreciation for one of the most dynamic performers performing today. The first time I ever saw Sweet Kenny was back in the 80s as Reggie Bunthorne in a “Footloose” inspired production of Patience at my local Louisville light opera company. He captured my heart and has never let it go!

I am very interested in forming my own Sweet Kenny Sweet Kenny appreciation society chapter and was wondering of you had and/or offered some sort of Sweet Kenny appreciation society chapter ‘kit’ to get me started."

Sincerely

Harvey Swanson

Hello Harvey, Horville Jarvis here!

Thanks for your kind words about Sweet Kenny, we can never get enough of those! In regards to your interest in starting up your own Sweet Kenny Appreciation Society there are some things we need to discuss before you can officially start your own society.
As I'm sure you know, my society, #208, is the OFFICIAL SKAS of West Hollywood. Sometimes people like to think the have their own SKAS, like SKAS #103 which is really just this weird girl that won't listen to me when I tell her the rules, and infact SKAS #103 doesn't exist officially.
Anyway I see that you live fairly close to the SKAS #208 after your relocation from Louisville, so it's important that you understand there is already an appreciation society in West Hollywood so you will need to make sure the boundaries are properly set as is defined by the SKAS rules in the pamphlet I just emailed you. Just for everyone's sake reading this, please take a look at the following map so you can see how the territorial boundaries are decided.
The inner square represents the current teritorial boundary of SKAS #208. No other SKAS society can occupy this territory without a Rule #413 takeover, period, and anyone who originates a SKAS society will always have the same sized territory centered directly around their head quarters when the SKAS is founded.
One the map, the red circle represents the sphere of influence. In this zone no rival SKAS can start a new SKAS society as this space is intended to allow for expansion of preexisting and/or expanding SKAS's. As you will read about in the pamphlet, when your SKAS begins to accumulate new members the sphere of influence grows by 2% in every direction for every 10 members, and once the sphere of influence has reached twice the size of your previous territory, a new territorial boundary is established and any sphere's of influence of a rival SKAS's within the boundary are obsorbed (with the exception of their current territory unless chapter law #413 is agreed upon and the two SKAS's meet for a Sweet Kenny Trivia match with the victor taking over the losing member's territory...including any sphere of influence and regardless if your territory is 1 mile or 100 miles. Both parties must freely agree to the match, and this rule has been established so that a rival SKAS with a large territory has everything at risk if they attempt a take over.If you think about it, if you really love Sweet Kenny and you really appreciate him, you will know all of the answers and will not fear the loss of your SKAS. Not even to SKAS #103, but they don't really exist because the trivia match was a setup and I, Jorville, Never authorized Jimmy to take it upon himself to enter said match. He's not that smart, and apparently has joined SKAS #103 in their crusade to drive me crazy.)
You may also notice the black square in the map and I put this on there because current projections show that SKAS #208, the official SKAS of West Hollywood, will own this territory by the end of the year.

Harvey, If you're serious about starting your own SKAS, you may want to move up to northern california and start it there so I don't just take yours over.-Jorville, President SKAS #208



Hi

My name is Margaret Larson, a third grade teacher for Mensler Elementary in beautiful Potter’s Hole Mississippi, and I would like to share my own personal experience with Sweet Kenny. I will never forget it. When the national touring company of Cats was in Jackson Sweet Kenny was kind enough to come visit our little school and gave all the second, third, and forth graders pointers in tap and soft shoe, WHILE WEARING HIS CAT COSTUME! The eventful day was a huge success and even made the front page of our local paper.



Hi Margaret, Horville Jarvis Here!!!

That's why we all appreciate Sweet Kenny sooooo much!! He is so giving to his fans, and especially to children.

You should send me a copy of the paper so I can post it up in the blog section for everyone to see.

-Horville, President SKAS #208



Star Date August first 2007

Communication device email, command frequency 10:

San Diego quadrant Comic-Con Convention, mission accomplished!

Star date 2006 the disputation to fellow star ship officers was weather or not I’d been hit by a massive dose of delta rays (a byproduct of atomic reactions, with disastrous effects such as radiation poisoning. Captain Pike was crippled and scarred by delta rays in an accident on a cadet training vessel). But as Captain Pike had only one choice (staying with the Keeper of the Talosian menagerie and breeding with Vina). I had just one too, the choice to look and feel healthier.

THE SWEET KENNY DIET!!

The Sweet Kenny diet is not about how much weight you lose or gain, it’s about living and eating for a healthy lifestyle.

So lo and behold this star year my fellow star ship officers thought I glowed like Apollo (A near-immortal being possessing paranormal powers who brought the Enterprise to Pollux IV to found a colony of worshipers for himself) fit, healthy, and handsome.

Thank you Sweet Kenny!

Tim “Captain” Carlisle

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"I would just like to express my appreciation of your appreciation for one of the most dynamic performers performing today. The first time I ever saw Sweet Kenny was back in the 80s as Reggie Bunthorn...
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