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willam©

As long as there's sidewalks, I'll have a job

About Me

http://itaintwilliam.blogspot.com
Heed it, Hump it, hype it.
Seriously, once the looks go, i think i'm gonna take a quick course on grammar and be a writer. But that damn laptop of mine makes my thighs hot and then i think i'm in early menopause. wait. that's impossible, i'm too young for that...and have a bit too much cock for nature to take that course.
If you're a tranny chaser, let me point you to my website @ www.willambelli.com. This will expedite your search to find pictures of me to fufill your mastubatory fantasies that involve me (hopefully starring, not co-starring).Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Elective cosmetic surgery, The Schukyll River prostitutes, lowlights (in the fall and nothing too brassy), cheesesteaks, gogo boys, chartruese, MJ's, Albert Pujols, indie films, starfucking. I WANT TO BE A FANTA GIRL!

I'd like to meet:

Someone who will realize that Tranny McGuyver as a movie can be no worse than like that crap show about a blind cop Blind Justice .. width="425" height="350" ..I've totally made it! An IMDB comment about me on my page.

Music:

Pink, Journey, Rilo Kiley, Shoshana Bean, Aerosmith, Janis Joplin, JLo, Nikka Costa, Prey for Rock and Roll, Beth Hart, Trashlee Simpson, Beyonce, Fat Joe, Sara Barielles, Fischerspooner, Toni Braxton (post implants), Anastacia, Poison, Whitesnake, Charlie Baltimore, Me'shell Ngedecello,Bon Jovi, Kevin Aviance, Elton John, Styx, Scissor Sisters, L'il Kim, Jonny Lang, Rufus Wainwright, Kelly Clarkson, Nina Simone, Sade (but not since she kicked the smack problem and ran over that little boy in the Caribbean)

Television:

nip/tuck Cherry what? Cherry who?
I really love 30 Rock, Paula Dean, Top Model, Animal Cops, The Chris Matthews Show, Bill Maher, Dark Shadows, 227, Designing Women, History Channel, DIY (not HGtv), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, NFL, Strangers with Candy, Reno 911, and anything I'm on usually.

Books:

Joe Esztheras, Gregory Maguire, Chuck Palanhiuk, David/Amy Sedaris, Christian McLaughlin, Brett Easton Ellis, Josh Kilmer-Purcel; Wit and Closer are my favorite plays; Photography books i love include Mary Ellen Mark, David LaChappelle and Terry Richardson.

Heroes:

Kim Catrall. Bitch was Mannequin. Don't even try to step to that. Missi Pyle too.

My Blog

Willam in Print (on gay marriage)

go read my article on gay marriage Gay Express News i'm fuckin pissed. i want the state to give me retributions. Provide some of that nice happy-cows-come-from-cali cheese for the reception or somethi...
Posted by willam© on Sat, 24 May 2008 01:11:00 PST

When Str8 Acting Gays Drink & CELEB GOSSIP

thankfully, once they shut up, you totally want to do them again. just kidding. just click the blog. it's funny OH! and there's celebrity gossip that's super easy to guess. WILLAM ItAintWilliam.blogsp...
Posted by willam© on Sat, 17 May 2008 09:36:00 PST

Idle Idolatry pt 3.

I went to American Idol last week & saw Lloyd Webber in the bathroom too. Seriously. no Shitting you. go read ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com WILLAM...
Posted by willam© on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:47:00 PST

Is there such a thing as a good crackhead story?

You’re so vein, you probably think this heroin’s for you. One of my strippers is doing hardcore drugs i think. Huh...a stripper doing drugs. That’s weird.  It’s like Rock ...
Posted by willam© on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:31:00 PST

The Witches of Breastwick 2

Breastwick is known for it’s mountainous beauty, you know Check out my review at ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com Nothings better than the occult & implants. WILLAM...
Posted by willam© on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:58:00 PST

Do you wanna ride in my Mercedes, boy?

Tell you what you’re gonna do... You’re gonna wait until it gets outta the body shop. Yes yes yes. Mr Man hit it from behind. My car was also struck ;) read all about it ItAintWilliam...
Posted by willam© on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:54:00 PST

What’s a GoGo without abs to do?

Short of growing a 10 inch dick, not much... But see what one of my best, not brightest, came up with ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com WILLAM...
Posted by willam© on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:19:00 PST

Every performer/actor can relate to this

"Places" has been called. But nature is calling right then too! What do you do? 2 girls, 1 cup it? Hold it? I went through this very kind of hell and lived to blog about it. ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com...
Posted by willam© on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 01:43:00 PST

Come out to my newest gig!


Posted by willam© on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:19:00 PST

Movie Review!!!

Becoming Jane... It's British like Posh used to be. I'm so friggin' continental....like the breakfast. go read:ItAintWilliam.blogspot.com WILLAM...
Posted by willam© on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:21:00 PST