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The Professor

A three hour tour?

About Me

My full name is Professor Roy Hinkley, Jr. I hold 6 degrees in the fields of chemistry, botany, biology and geography. I Have a B.A. from USC, a B.S. from UCLA, an M.A. from SMU, and received my Ph.D from TCU at the age of 25. I also hold a master's degree in psychology, and can speak fluent Marubi, Papuan, and Katubi,just to name a few.I was the number one man on my chess team, and I was the youngest Eagle Scout in the entire city. I have never been married. I wrote a book called, "Rust, the Real Red Menace," and was writing another book "Fun with Ferns," which was the reason for taking the 3 hour tour. During my first week on the island, I discovered 5 different mutations of ragweed!

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Which celebrity hottie are you?

The Professor
You're smart, outgoing, and a true friend to anyone stuck on an island with you! You will always be chased after by women, but be so focused on your duties that you may never notice. What a trooper!
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You're the creepy guy hiding in Danny Tanners closet
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I made a friend on the island today.
I love Tom Riddle, He's the best!!!

My son and I fishing! He's got a 5 o' clock shadow at 10 years old.

My Interests

Reading, writing, chess, and anything that excersises the brain

I'd like to meet:

Albert Einstein
Yuri Gagarin - The first man in space!
Robert Boyle - The father of modern chemistry!

Television:

I'm planning on killing and eating each and everyone of them.

I can build a computer out of coconuts, but I can't fix a hole in a boat.

Looks like the makings of a good porno...

This is my wet dream...Every night.

Heroes:

My Blog

I need more sand dollars!!!

Oh no!  My hut has been reposesed by the Bank of Hawaii.  The repo man wouldn't even give us a ride to the mainland.  He said that untill I paid up, he would keep my hut and wouldn't te...
Posted by The Professor on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 01:22:00 PST

Please Send Help

Please send help to Coconut Island.  We are 7 stranded castaways who've been here a long long time.  We are somewhere in the pacific, southwest of Hawaii.  We have managed to foul up ev...
Posted by The Professor on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 01:17:00 PST