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Alexander

Funnier than a pile of dead nuns.

About Me


ART: Applied Research & Technology..
"The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answer." -James Baldwin
Truth & Other Enigmas: Compass Points

TechGnosis : where cybernetics meets art and religion -- reverse-engineering the Mediaverse.
EcoGnosis : excavating the primal, synaesthetic, environing earth.
MetroGnosis : urban archaeology, museum consciousness, and the soul of the city.
Speculative Fiction : the literature of extrapolation, archaeology in reverse.
The New Darwinists : the poetics of Deep Time, the mind as an evolutionary artifact.
The History of Beauty : facial disfigurement and body-horror deformity.
Audiopoetics : emotion and meaning in music, rhythm, ambient soundscapes.
The Mind At Night : REM sleep and dream research, spelunking the Unconscious.
Eros & Love's Confusions : from synergistic ecstasy to crippling separation-trauma.
Narratology : storytelling, worldbuilding, secret histories and alternate realities.
Comedy Theory : pretending the world is funny and forever.
Xenopoetics : perceiving ourselves as if for the first time.
On Bullshit : the psychology of lying, self-deception, and confidence games.
Ars Misanthropia : crisis counseling, conflict resolution, compassion for the enemy.
Ars Solus : interior design for the fortress of solitude.
Indie Cinema : the study, appreciation, and exegesis of all non-formula filmmaking.
Graphic Storytelling : indie comics past, present, and future.
Utopian Studies : the history of ideology, of strategies to reduce cruelty and suffering (more important than all the above topics combined).
Cosmopedia : my lifework, a home-brewed Theory of Everything, ravenous and tentacular, the completion of which will coincide with my death.
Alexander in 90 Seconds: The Perils of Narcissism
I'm not a loner, I'm a soloist. ~ I spend my downtime looking for autumnal brooks, glades, and log-bridges to read Browning, Donne, and Shelley. ~ I am one cybernetic limb and an eyepatch away from being a Troma Studios arch-villain. ~ My personal library runs to 4000 volumes; I get less sun than a vampire. ~ Poetics is my inmost track. ~ I revere literary studies as a soulful inhabitation of other selves, self-knowledge through tactical schizophrenia. ~ I'd like to produce a film adaptation of Shakespeare's major tragedies, using child acting prodigies under the age of ten (or a cast of plucky dwarves). ~ Philosophy speeds my demon; it unseizes the machinery; it breaks my tunnel vision. ~ I put the Zeit in Geist. ~ I take it personally when something dies. ~ I want to bring back a true story. ~ I want to deliver the discovery package. ~ I know the price of daemon's hire. ~ I draw my own maps and follow them. ~ I am streets ahead of you. ~ I am funnier than a pile of dead nuns. ~ I'm currently at work on a circumambient hyperdisciplinary Cosmopedia to keep pace with the whiplash upgrades of the Zeitgeist (holding this text in my hands will feel like fellatio from Pallas Athena). ~ The Western Canon is my iron lung. ~ I have karma to burn. ~ I am a sewn-mouth secret. ~ I don't think Faust pushed things far enough. ~ I am in desperate and perpetual need of a massive Ego Detox. ~ My strategy den is listed as a suspect facility. ~ I have a curious and obnoxious habit of reconfiguring the world into a vehicle for my own fantasies. ~ I once cheated on a World Religion exam by looking into the soul of the student next to me. ~ My jokes are about as funny as humanity's attempts to improve itself. ~ My anxieties are outlandish and cryptozoic; the butterflies in my stomach would have given Nabokov a hard-on. ~ I pray godless upon the steppe. ~ I once spent three hours shopping for a dog bowl with my name on it. ~ My voice carries. ~ I pay heed to the distant sleep rhythms of past and future selves. ~ I want to make navigable the labyrinths of Borges. ~ I want to pass through the world and sublime it. ~ I want to be there when the difference between us gets named. ~ I like to pump people for data; I'll milk you until you moo in pain. ~ People don't understand me with a vengeance. ~ Just when I thought I understood the meaning of life, they changed it. ~ I go for baroque. ~ I make my name in foreign parts. ~ Next time you see me, I'll have a walking stick and a beard of bees. ~ If I spun vinyl, they would call me DJ Dead White Eurocentric. ~ Happiness of my sort cannot be celebrated for long. ~ I want to put my story next to yours. ~ I obey my voices and gather my talismans. ~ I bring the Process. ~ I am a problem to the learned. ~ I draw hordes. ~ I hunt renown. ~ The sooner I am put in ward the better. ~ I draft specs on the Machine's armature soul. ~ I would like you and I to be paired in synapse. ~ I have a mind as old as the first dead on Planet X. ~ I think pterodactyls are a good dinosaur to mention to kids. ~ I am a cock juggling thunder cunt (no, seriously). ~ My favorite novels tend to be infernal grimoires whose narrative diablerie excavates the soul like a subterranean inverse cathedral. ~ I occasionally talk a good game at Amazon.com under the pseudonym In One Ear Out Your Mother and at Epinions.com as Citizen Arcane . ~ I earned a completely useless B.S. in Administration of Justice from Rutgers - New Brunswick (which I use as a TV tray). ~ And most importantly, kids: I am more full of crap than a whale with no ass (in a frolicsome, self-conscious, Bill Murray sort of way; I do passionately believe in truth, justice, and spiritual attainment, but sometimes the best way to get there is through a mordant freemasonry of Wildean irony, slanting the world at every axis, an inward squiggle of corrective satire). Questions? Message me.

My Interests



My Proving Grounds Storming the Reality Studio. DVD commentary tracks. Rivers and streams of Appalachia and the man-made horizons of East Coast sprawl. Zoology, forestry, and the bio-conservation movement. Robotics, simulacra, and artificial life. Experimental parks, gardens, and cityscapes. Trains, depots, way-stations, and automats. REM sleep and dream research. Pros and cons of the biotech revolution, of the transhuman restructuring of the soul. World cinema and grindhouse-wuxia splattercore. Medieval Gothic tryptyches and the graffiti on railroad bridges and highway overpasses. Marionette theater and stop-motion phantasmagorias. Shamanism and neuroscience. Beasts of logic and birds of paradox. The superiority of Aboriginal and Native American spirituality. The slides and traps of Gotham. The Sistine Chapel and Marvel comics. Ancient cartography and the digital imaging of virtual metropoli. Stone temples and adamantine hypercities. Totem, hieroglyph, and cyberdeck. Water, atmosphere, and the metaphysics of architecture. Xenoarchaeology and the Gnostic labyrinth. Masques of encryption and games of personae. Zen meditation and the cult of speed. Gnomic epitaphs and marathon exegeses. Baroque choral music and raging death metal. Mosh pits and classic jazz. Science museums and sculpture gardens. Astronomical observatories and electron microscopes. Cathedrals and abandoned amusement parks. The Bible and the Necronomicon. Ibsenian/Shavian drama and the White Wolf Storytelling System. The cosmogenic gazetteers of world religion and the search-engine of empirical science. Pranks, bluffs, endgames and nocturnes. Discovering what history, religion, art, and science have made of us. Stealth jets and prehistoric flying reptiles. Prison reform and the politics of criminal justice. Democratic eco-socialism and the soulcrushing leviathan of Capital. Community service and impassioned solipsism. Futurology and revisionary history. How "the street finds its own use for things." Film festivals and RPG conventions. Alienating the public with Lit-nerd esoterica. Being an indie film and documentary whore. Mentoring juvenile offenders (I shit you not). Doing philosophy. Answering children's questions. Wasting time online. Trying to control my bibliovoric, bank-account draining Amazon.com triggerfinger.

The Library of Babel
by Jorge Luis Borges
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I'd like to meet:


My Cabal "I started as an omnivore, worked my way up to dilettante, and if I live long enough, I'll be a polymath." -Bruce Sterling

Fellow alumni from Interzone University: Scholars. Writers. Artists. Literati. Bibliovores. Logoeccentrists. Xenophiles. Rogue Empiricists. Introverts. Indie Cinephiles. People who know who a good chunk of the people on my Heroes list are. Anyone whose cognitive and artistic concerns have made them lonely, aggrieved, marginalized, promethean. You know who you are.

Music:


My Audiodrome Lisa Gerrard, Hildegard von Bingen, John Tavener, Arvo Part, Purcell, Faith No More, A Perfect Circle, Corpses Wired For Sound, Maxwell Demon, T. Rex, This Mortal Coil, Danzig, Carcass, Arch Enemy, Dead Can Dance, Peter Ulrich, Guided By Voices, Winston Salem Burn, Cathedral, Tool, Sepultura, Cynic, Opeth, Maiden, Sabbath, Priest, Slayer, Primus, Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Anacrusis, Death, Blind Guardian, Amorphis, Godflesh, Jethro Tull, Tom Waits, Sacred Reich, Jaco Pastorius, Misfits, Dimmu Borgir, Old Man's Child, Bethlehem, Cradle of Filth, Dream Theater, Napalm Death, Tiamat, Iced Earth, Rush, Samael, Megadeth, Mind Over Four, Chris Cornell, Shakespear's Sister, Ministry, Killing Joke, Believer, Voivod, Overkill, Corrosion of Conformity, Mercyful Fate, King Diamond, Aversion, Exodus, S/T, Strapping Young Lad, The Shaggs, Spinal Tap, The Folksmen, The Soggy Bottom Boys, Wombat Vengeance, Hedwig and the Eastern Bloc Rockers, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Echo & the Bunnymen, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Ted Lyons and the Cubs, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, Leonard Cohen, Altan, Sick Of It All, Stu Hamm, Victor Wooten, Johnny Cash, GWAR, S.O.D., Alasdair Fraser, Dead Kennedys, Fear, Bruce Dickinson, Life Sex Death, The Who, Scatterbrain, Obituary, Prong, Michael Hedges, Michael Manring, Pierre Bensusan, Brendan Perry, Enya, Tenacious D, Loreena McKennitt, Type O Negative, Atheist, South Park soundtracks, Art Garfunkel, At The Gates, Deicide, Right Said Fred, The Cast, Robin Holcomb, Anton Maiden, Mike Schank, Sonic Death Monkey, Stovokor: The Klingon Tribute Band, various folk-Celtic divas.
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Movies:


My Panopticon The Celebration, Ratcatcher, Buffalo '66, Naked Lunch, Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe, Passion of Joan of Arc, Breaking the Waves, Viridiana, The Beckett On Film Project, Wax: The Discovery of Television Among the Bees, Fitzcarraldo, Stroszek, Every Man for Himself and God Against All, F for Fake, Coming Apart, Shadows, Faces, Minnie and Moskowitz, A Woman Under the Influence, What Happened Was..., The Wife, Sans Toit Ni Loi, The Lion in Winter, A Man For All Seasons, Crumb, Dead Ringers, Empire of the Sun, Solaris (both versions), The Fly, Watership Down, Memento, Gummo, Julien Donkey-Boy, Kids, Stranger Than Paradise, Mystery Train, Down By Law, No Maps For These Territories, Brothers Quay, Faust, Dr. Strangelove, Orlando, Dune, Meantime, Bleak Moments, The Kiss of Death, Nuts in May, Abigail's Party, Home Sweet Home, High Hopes, Naked, Topsy Turvy, Wings of Desire, American Movie, Trekkies, Capturing the Friedmans, Bamboozled, El Topo, Holy Mountain, Repo Man, Stalker, The Name of the Rose, Rashomon, Seven Samurai, Ran, Schizopolis (but only when director's commentary is playing), Marat/Sade (but only with the sound turned off; I improvise all the voices/songs myself), Safe, Barton Fink, Lolita (both versions), Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner, All About Eve, Merchant of the Four Seasons, Petra von Kant, Ali: Fear Eats the Soul, The Color of Money, Mikey and Nicky, The Trial (both versions), Ben-Hur, Life of Brian, Glengarry Glen Ross, Lakeboat, La Jette, Chinatown, Unbreakable, The Red Balloon, My Life as a Dog, Winged Migration, A Clockwork Orange, March of the Wooden Soldiers, Dead of Night (1945), Swiss Family Robinson, Old Yeller, Ed Wood, Se7en, Yor: The Hunter From the Future (play the song!) , The Ice Pirates, Tron, Dawn of the Dead (1978), The Fatal Glass of Beer, Oleanna, Adaptation, Harold and Maude, Being There, A Little Stiff, Map of the Human Heart, Vigil, An Angel At My Table, Best Boy, Best Man, Swoon, L'Avventura, The Lathe of Heaven (original version), Wicker Man, Suddenly Last Summer, Lost In La Mancha, The 400 Blows, Spider's Strategem, L'Age d'Or, Hoop Dreams, Stevie, Waking Life, The Paper Chase, Last Picture Show, Grey Gardens, That Obscure Object of Desire, Chuck & Buck, Melvin Goes to Dinner, Triplets of Belleville, City of God, Little Noises, Baraka, The Qatsi Trilogy, Brother's Keeper, To Be and To Have, From Mao to Mozart, The Blue Kite, Funny Ha Ha, Diary of a Country Priest, The Indian Runner, Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence, Russian Ark, Laughing Club of India, Walkabout, Rosalie's Journey, Murderball, The Corporation, Primer, Grizzly Man, The Aristocrats, Stone Reader, Mana: Beyond Belief, A Scanner Darkly, Jesus Camp, Session Man, My Best Fiend, This Filthy World, Helvetica, The King of Kong, New York Doll, I Like Killing Flies.
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Television:


My Idiot Box BBC World, Videodrome, Mr. Show, The Office, Steve Coogan, MST3K, The Wire, Current_TV, Sabotage, City of Men, The Singing Detective, Insomniac, Primetime Glick, First Person, Frontline, Disinformation, Uncle Goddamn, West Wing, Traffik, Ali G, The McLaughlin Group, Religion & Ethics NewsWeekly, Aeon Flux, Strangers With Candy, Jeeves & Wooster, Black Adder, Harvey Birdman, Black Books, Max Headroom, The Edison Carter Show, Whackets, Porky's Landing, Missle Mike, Bigtime TV, Lumpy's Proletariat, The Western Tradition, BBC Sherlock Holmes, To Serve Them All My Days, Scenes From a Marriage, City Arts/City Life, Shogun, Reality Dating Shows (hee-larious), Upright Citizens Brigade, Home Movies, H.R. Pufnstuf, The Altered State of Drugachusetts, Headbangers Ball, 120 Minutes, Lancelot Link: Private Chimp, The Prisoner, Spitting Image, Pinky and the Brain, Whiz Kids, 3-2-1 Contact, Liquid Television, The Maxx, The Tick, Doctor Who, The Young Ones, Little House, Alien Nation, Twilight Zone, What's Happening?, Penn and Teller: Bullshit!, Reading Rainbow, The Gong Show, Life Goes On, A Wedding Story, An Adoption Story, Discovery Health Channel, Mr. Wizard, Turkey TV, David the Gnome, The Great Space Coaster, G-Force, Oil Painting with Bob Ross, The UP Chronicles: 7 to 49, Takeshi's Castle (any Japanese game show, really). Also, check out: Blundercats , Smurfs: The Lost Episode , Porkchop Sandwiches .
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Books:


My Soulforge Necronomicon, Little Big, Aegypt, Middlemarch, The Brothers Karamazov, War and Peace, The Emigrants, The Rings of Saturn, Suttree, Blood Meridian, As I Lay Dying, The Sound and the Fury, Ulysses, In Search of Lost Time, Don Quixote (the 10% of it that rocks), Zuckerman Bound, Gravity's Rainbow, The Aeneid, Crash, The Drowned World, The Atrocity Exhibition, The Terminal Beach, Tree of Smoke, A Voyage to Arcturus, Paradise Lost, The Songlines, Faust, The Western Lands, The Naked Lunch Tetralogy, Picture of Dorian Gray, Cerebus the Aardvark, Libra, Lord Jim, Moby Dick, Imajica, Adam Bede, Mill on the Floss, Barchester Towers, Bleak House, The Petersburg Tales, Miss Lonelyhearts, Schismatrix, Islands in the Net, Crystal Express, Globalhead, Distraction, Holy Fire, Zeitgeist, A Good Old-Fashioned Future, Visionary In Residence, The Difference Engine, Idoru, Pattern Recognition, The Country of the Blind, Accelerando, Promethea, Pride and Prejudice, Why I Hate Saturn, Lolita, Grendel, The Living End, Dune, Gai-Jin, Da Vinci's Notebooks, Stephen Hero, CivilWarLand in Bad Decline, Airships, The Throat, Fight Club, Carrion Comfort, Skin, The New York Trilogy, Madame Bovary, Dream of Fair to Middling Women, Bad Behavior, The Seagull, Ambient, Little Nemo in Slumberland, The ACME Novelty Library, The Little Disturbances of Man, Box Office Poison, Eight Ball, Ex Machina, Preacher, The Left Hand of Darkness, Man and Superman, The House of the Dead, Crime and Punishment, Brand, Peer Gynt, The Anxiety of Influence, Agon, The Palm at the End of the Mind, The Thief's Journal, The Gay Science, Either/Or, Beowulf (the Heaney translation), The Zohar (the Rosenberg translation), Complete Kafka and Borges, Capitalism and Schizophrenia, The Road to Science Fiction, Wising Up the Marks, The Annotated Lovecraft, Krypton Nights, Bartleby the Scrivener, Axiomatic, Asia Grace, The Pyrotechnic Insanitarium, Newjack, The War Against Cliche, The Altering Eye, S M L XL, I Robot, The Book of J, God: A Biography, Amphigorey, Adventures of Tintin, The Anatomy of Melancholy, The Mechanical Bride, Biggles Combs His Hair, Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity-Surveying, Optic Nerve, the White Wolf hardcovers, any Chaosium manual, Techgnosis, The Broken Estate, Aeschylus, Lucretius, Aurelius, Juvenal, Petronius, Cicero, Apuleius, Boethius, Livy, Seneca, Valentinus, Plautus, Suetonius, Psellus, Procopius, Bruno, Schopenhauer, Ruskin, Pater, Emerson, Bergson, Cioran, Frye, Dame Yates, Empson, Knight, Paglia, Barzun, Shattuck, Dennett, and I really need to get some friggen sun....

Heroes:


My Protagonists Bruce Sterling, Adrian Veidt, J.L. Borges, Camille Paglia, Chris Ware, Werner Herzog, Errol Morris, Paul Laffoley, Chuck Schuldiner, Jeff Walker, Reverend Jesse Custer, James Wood, Ray Carney, V.S. Pritchett, Harold Bloom, Walter Benjamin, John Clute, John Malkovich, Toshiro Mifune, Felix Guattari, Mike Leigh, Mark Dery, Erik Davis, Penn and Teller, Marcel Proust, Bill Hicks, Dennis Miller, William Gass, Clive Barker, the Gnostic Jesus, Alexandro Jodorowski, David Cronenberg, Walter Pater, John Ruskin, R.W. Emerson, Gershom Scholem, Gilles Deleuze, Glenn Danzig, Lisa Gerrard, Michael Manring, Derrick Jensen, Avram Davidson, John Cassavetes, Tom Noonan, Harmony Korine, Jeremy Brett, Lancelot Link, Christopher Guest, Harry Shearer, Charlie Brown, Joseph Merrick, Chris Burke, Bob Flanagan, Soren Kierkegaard, Paul Muad'Dib Atreides, the Mentat Emperor.

My Blog

We Call It Blowback

I almost feel bad for them.Almost.Is it possible I have a single subscriber on the Right who can give me the inside track on how this elephant graveyard of wormeaten dogma is going to rally itself bac...
Posted by Alexander on Sat, 24 May 2008 11:31:00 PST

Boredom Rescued By Terror

Teen nostalgia for early middle-agers like myself usually revolves around first kisses, post-prom parties at the boardwalk, bongs in basements, garage rock, the chalk-and-ammonia waft of early-morning...
Posted by Alexander on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:06:00 PST

Fight Choreography For Midgets (My Forte)

As Sir David Hill's authorized biographer, my presence was critical at last week's Dave Hill Explosion at the UCB Theatre on West 26th St.I'm happy to report that my protege and close personal confida...
Posted by Alexander on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 01:55:00 PST

Presidential Reading

I'd like to lurk at the MySpace pages of the presidential contenders. Not the fakester campaign profiles, but the real ones that will never exist. Or maybe something in between: Policy bullet-poin...
Posted by Alexander on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 03:01:00 PST

Flossie Cow, Petunia Pig, and Other Martyrs of the Hays Code

I have seen the signs.  Those wascally toon-thespians have been beaming corruption into our nurseries, and the time for a concerted media jihad is at hand. ? Evolved pigs engaged in obscene pu...
Posted by Alexander on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:57:00 PST

Erik the Grey in "Wabbit a la Carte"

Erik is the Red-Tailed Raptor who nests in the highest tree in my front yard in rural New Jersey.   He and I have had an amiable kinship (perhaps one-sided) for the past several months, sinc...
Posted by Alexander on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:53:00 PST

WE WILL FALL, Fig. 2 "The Ballad of Roy Batty" (An Illustrated Essay)

  My newer subscribers can check out the first installment of mine and Mallory's little scratch-pad and web comic by clicking here. Those unfamiliar with the canonical Scott/Dick opus&...
Posted by Alexander on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:48:00 PST

Yahweh, Stand-Up Comedian (Part Deux)

In my previous MC Yahweh blog, I bemoaned the absence of redemptive mirth and jocularity in Abrahamic scripture. I could find no Patron Saint of Rollicking Jests (er, St. Burs...
Posted by Alexander on Mon, 01 May 2006 11:26:00 PST

Blade Runners & Puppet Porn

Oh, The Agony and Ecstasy of Imaginary Women...! A few weeks ago, my e-colleague Marcus posted a bulletin entitled "Childhood Media Crushes," polling participants on which imaginary car...
Posted by Alexander on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 10:36:00 PST

"Star Wars Kid" Diagnosed With Depression

Yup, it appears that the French Canadian Darth Maul (pictured below, doing a cameo in Family Guy-spinoff American Dad) has finally collapsed under the mantle of his peerless w...
Posted by Alexander on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 08:20:00 PST