Ripley the Mystery Cat

Andrew Lloyd Webber can suck it!

About Me

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My Interests

Solving mysteries. Combating evil. Unmasking villains. Terrorizing dogs. Stalking Alex 24/7. Being a sly, slinky negress. Scratching the shit out of Alex's bedcovers. Whining, mewling, jumping on countertops and furniture at inopportune moments. Strolling precariously along the precipice of Alex's bookshelves. Being a whiny attention-starved biyatch.
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My Blog

Put down the philosophy and PLAY with me!

Posted by Ripley the Mystery Cat on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 06:56:00 PST

Every time I masturbate, God kills the Pope.

You know, a lot of you may not have heard, cuz there's been absolutely NO media coverage of it, but the Pope is dead. So go out and buy this shirt: http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a468...
Posted by Ripley the Mystery Cat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm only 2 years old! Stop hitting on me!

Posted by Ripley the Mystery Cat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST