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Audioporn

Go on, treat yourself.

About Me

So you've made it this far...?That is a good thing. Like that sign found in an old novel about a wolf said: "This is not for everybody" It shall be our secret. Like those magazines hidden in your fathers trunk in the attic. Images from a golden era stored as a testament to pure longings.Back there before the world shoved its cash smeared hands up your arse. You are not a puppet. You are getting by Its hard sometimes. And as you are crammed into those cattle trucks at Waterloo Dont cry, Shout TANK! Go red if you wish but smile to yourself. Secure in the knowledge that they havent got you yet Whoever they may be(Your secret is safe with us...)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/13/2005
Band Website: audioporn.co.uk
Band Members: Ade Man,Deep Pete,Lucy 9mm,Che Man,
Influences: The Who,Sex Pistols, Mad Professor,James Brown,Alex Harvey,Frank Zappa, The Ruts, Prince Far I, The Clash, Your Mother!, The Jam, The Rich and Famous, The Rat Race,The Hoy Paloy,The Poor Sucker, Sunk To The Nuts In Debt, Alien frequencies. Your resistance...the resistance...please let there be one.
Sounds Like: Terms and Conditions apply: Consume, Be Silent, Die, Make Do, Fit In, Know Your Place, Give In, I Say: Fuck That.You could do with some. Go on, treat yourself.
Record Label: Alien Frequencies
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Audioporn Fan Site

Hello fellow breathers.Just to let you know that there is a great website run for and by Audioporn enthusiasts, I believe it is (what is modernly) known as a "Fan site"All jolly good and there is a fo...
Posted by Audioporn on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:16:00 PST

Our First Video Blog

We Played the Watershed in Wimbledon on Friday 13th June and Then It All Made Sense...! ...
Posted by Audioporn on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:10:00 PST

All the Shakespearoes?

"No More Heroes Anymore&" My how time moves and moves. I would like to thank all those who lifted life at the Soho Revue Bar for the album launch. Our beloved 'Porn were on scorching form. A room ful...
Posted by Audioporn on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:31:00 PST

She had wanted it for so long...Lady Success gets it.

For those of you who are too busy to read all the words, here are the bullet points:ÿ Audioporn Launch New Album: "A Message From Our Sponsors"ÿ Saturday 1st September 2007ÿ Soho Revue Bar 11 Walker C...
Posted by Audioporn on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:37:00 PST

A wonderful one off gig: Soho Revue Bar

Hello you lovely people. I bring you news of a very special Audioporn concert next week. Remember when you were a child and you heard people on TV talk about soho, night time London, going up West, no...
Posted by Audioporn on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:31:00 PST

Water Rats Gig Cancelled

The Water Rats gig on the 12.07.07 has been cancelled due to circumstances beyond the 'Porns control.The Soho Revue Bar on the 18th July however is going to be a fabulous gig in a deeply wonderful loc...
Posted by Audioporn on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:26:00 PST

Lady Success...

Hello Earthlings, There are quite a few updates from the land of the 'Porn. I will try to be brief. Firstly there are 2 London gigs coming up and a great festival appearance: Friday 1st June at The S...
Posted by Audioporn on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:08:00 PST

Another Gig Wiggler

"Have you had enough?...Are you feeling displaced, disinherited, downtrodden and debt ridden in the corners of your soul?"Or indeed have you yet to have enough of night times deep lustful indulgent pl...
Posted by Audioporn on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:27:00 PST

Audioporn do their utmost to play another show

Hey there you lovely lot, We are about to play another show this year. I know they are few and far between, but they are very special.Purely for your nuptial consumption and agreeably like nothing els...
Posted by Audioporn on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:16:00 PST

"Ben The Illustrator" to work with Audioporn

We are very happy to announce that the very talented Ben The Illustrator has agreed to create all artwork for the next Audioporn album "A Message From Our Sponsors" Ben is the creator of the wonderful...
Posted by Audioporn on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:16:00 PST