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Tahirah Johnson

ain't goin out like that

About Me

news Injury May Keep Local Roller Derby Competitor In Wheelchair Tequila Mockingbird Hurt In August BoutPOSTED: 2:13 pm CDT September 10, 2007CHICAGO -- By day, Tahirah Johnson practiced law. After hours, she became "Tequila Mockingbird," a skater in a Cicero-based women's roller derby league.But Johnson might never skate again. Indeed, after being injured in a roller derby bout last month, it remains uncertain whether she will walk again."It's kind of a strange accident," said Johnson, 39. "It's kind of like I just walked across the street and got hit by a truck."Much about the league is tongue-in-cheek. The Windy City Rollers' Web site has an "injuries page" with photos of the cuts, bruises and bone-breaks suffered by women with names like "Anne Putation."But there is nothing funny about what happened to Johnson on Aug. 25, when she fell in front of another player, who skated over her at the collarbone. Johnson lay on the track, unable to move her arms or legs."I just felt the life drain out of me," Johnson said.Now being treated at Schwab Rehabilitation Center on the South Side, Johnson has an injury to her C4 vertebra. She has partial use of just one arm and no use of her legs. But she has feeling in her limbs.Dr. Leonard Cerullo of the Chicago Institute of Neurosurgery and Neuroresearch (who is not treating her), said that is reason to be "cautiously optimistic" about her recovery."I'm hoping I don't spend too much time in a wheelchair, and from there a walker, and hopefully from there a cane," Johnson said. "I will walk again."Professional roller derby had its heyday in the '50s, '60s and '70s -- its popularity memorialized in the 1972 Raquel Welch film "Kansas City Bomber." Some dismissed it as theater and not a true sport. Fights broke out, predictably. By the mid-1970s, organized roller derby was dead.Johnson says roller derby's current, all-female revival is a real sport with rules, and that nothing is staged. A cable TV show chronicling the revival, "Rollergirls," aired last season on A&E.Teams compete to get their "jammer" -- one of the five team members -- past as many opposing team members on a roller rink as possible.The revival began in 2001 with a league in Austin, Texas. In 2004, Elizabeth "Juanna Rumbel" Gomez and Kelly "Sister Sledgehammer" Simmons founded the Windy City Rollers, a league of four teams. "Bouts" take place at Cicero Stadium.Johnson grew up in Uptown and attended Mather High School on the North Side. After graduating from John Marshall Law School, she practiced criminal defense and divorce law before going to work as a contract attorney.Always physically active -- her other interests include weightlifting, boxing and break-dancing -- she got into roller derby three years ago after answering an ad at a Wicker Park nightclub.Even after her accident, she wouldn't warn other women away from roller derby. Her injury was an "anomaly in the sport," she said. Besides, "The type of girl who's going to do roller derby isn't going to listen to any advice."Copyright 2007, Sun-Times News GroupI said I’d get that pay pal account up here when I found it. Sorry it took a while, I’ve been checking and couldn’t find any new info until just now. Here’s the bulletin I found:The Fury’s Tequila Mockingbird suffered a catastrophic neck injury during our August Roller Derby bout. She is currently in a physical rehabilitation facility, kicking ass from her hospital bed and in good spirits. Tequila has no primary insurance. If you would like to show your support by donating to her medical and living expenses…A Paypal account has been set up for her charitable trust and donations can be made to:[email protected] can also be mailed to:North Community Bank c/o The Tahirah Johnson Trust Attn: Amber Barnhill 1555 N. Damen Chicago, IL 60622**Donations will be tax-deductible.Thanks to all of the fans, skaters, leagues, and general public for your continued support and well-wishes for her healthy recovery.Thank you!!!

My Interests

working out, travel, conjugating Spanish verbs, being misquoted in juvenile newspaper articles, Doug Stanhope, August 24th at the Lakeshore Theater, Chicago:

I'd like to meet:

Irish boxers. Doug Stanhope. Tara Larosa. People who can take a risk.

Music:

Lemmy, Blackalicious, Flaming Lips, DMX. Rock, Glam, Punk, Rap, Metal, Death Metal, Hip Hop.

Movies:

Horror, Foreign, non-Hollywood. Dawn of the Dead, Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, Klute.

Television:

I own a tv from the '80s with a hanger in the back for an antennae. I use a hammer to hit the side when it acts up. old school. hole on the side of it getting pretty sizable. may need to upgrade.

Books:

48 Laws of Power, The Confederacy of Dunces, Dhalgren, The Dark Tower Series, The Book of the Law, On Becoming an Artist, The Spontaneous Fulfillment of Desire, Sacred Number, The Essential Ellison, The Power of Kabbalah, The Wisdom of No Escape, How to be a Villain (Secret Laughs, Hidden Lairs, and More), The Dark Tower Series, The Voice of Knowledge, Hardcore Zen, The Power of Belief, Life was Never Meant to be a Struggle, Word Controlled Humans, The Elements of Style, Das Energi, Your Answers Questioned, Demons, Lord of Light, From the Dust Returned.

Heroes:

I dedicate it all to my father, and every other junkie who never finds a solution.

My Blog

Doug Stanhope live in Chicago

Stanhope is easily the best working stand-up comedian out there today. He is one of the few political stand-ups with that combination of both personal courage and genuine rapport with his audienc...
Posted by Tahirah Johnson on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:05:00 PST

Going to LA next weekend...

So if you want anything from the Hustler Store better speak up now.
Posted by Tahirah Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Okay you fucking cat kickers

If you hunt "feral" or any other kind of cat, there is a special place in Hell reserved for you. See you at the Gate.
Posted by Tahirah Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy Shit!

You can, like, hit Backspace, instead of going to "Back" on the computer screen! It takes you to the previous screen! These computers are ingenious! I could pee in my pants!! Oh my god, very exciting ...
Posted by Tahirah Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Has the CTA made cuts on the Chicago Ave bus line?

Why the fuck is the Chicago Ave bus packed at 9:15am?!
Posted by Tahirah Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FOBs understand: financial amends.

Paid my $50 Chicago Library fine. 12 years overdue.
Posted by Tahirah Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why the fuck can't you put this thing on Central Standard Time?!

This ain't the West Coast, shit.
Posted by Tahirah Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my pain in the ass black co-worker is tolerable today

this dude was on my LAST fucking nerve friday. he brought up some new injustice towards blacks from the radio and would NOT shut the fuck up. Really? There's injustice in the world? On Planet Earth? N...
Posted by Tahirah Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quit watching my cubicle at work!!

Quit trying to watch what the fuck I'm doing! Mind your own business! I'm not doing anything! Fucking busybody! So I check my email, so what! Christ!
Posted by Tahirah Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When I find the bitch who took my cell phone I am kicking your fucking ass.

When I find the C___ who fucked with me twice and hung up on me when I called my own phone; whose crack ho ass made me cancel my phone, order another one, and file a police report when I should have b...
Posted by Tahirah Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST