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Summer Neville

wiling to supply skinny-jeans-wearing-men a sharp razor and directions to the nearest vein.

About Me



Beast Women 2008 - Summer Neville (Part I)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-xYxbnJ0_o

My Interests

I am interested in the driving force that ruled my decision to make a my space account. I am fascinated by the obvious ripple affect it will have on my entire life, specifically my weight and appearance. I fully expect to be tanned and lean beyond any other human. I plan on managing the accounts of others, directly and indirectly.I am interested in writing, reading, comedy and in building a tower tall enough to defy God himself. I just know it will go well. Babel was bullshit in my opinion. tsk tsk.

I'd like to meet:



Beast Women 2008 - Summer Neville (Part II)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCfJSOotyEE

it's not comedy, at least not in the strict sense, so don't be full of self-loathing when you don't laugh or feel anything but confused and a smidge lost.

Music:



Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AratTMGrHaQ

Jeff Buckley Hallelujah (C) 2007 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT

Movies:

Thin Red Line.I Heart Huckabees.Closer.I'm not a big movie person.

Television:

i'm a certified hippie scumbag. no tv, but we(my heterosexual life partner and I and my sister as well) watch dvds...Prime Suspect, Law and Order SVU, House, OZ(the BEST EVER!!! watch the whole thing or you aren't nothin') Deadwood, etc.

Books:

Confederacy of Dunces (John Kennedy O'Toole). anything by Jeanette Winterson, Cormac McCarthy, Rex Stout, Steinbeck. There are a ton of great books out there.

Heroes:

My Parents, Richard Pryor. Brennan Manning (an ex-communicate alcoholic franciscan priest). Steve Martin. Jeanette Winterson, Sandra Bernhardt, Margaret Cho, David Lynch, Bill and Bob...

My Blog

Jamie and I’s moment.

I bought a shelf this morning. 40 bucks off Craigslist. I, Summer Neville, was the first sister to e-mail an inquiry. Jamie(last name unknown) responded quickly and politely and agreed to hold it f...
Posted by Summer Neville on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 01:06:00 PST

Beast Women After Dark - Summer Neville

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9-knG1ewbE Poetry. oh the horror. yes. yes, i did do a poem. yes, yes i will continue to insist on doing more....
Posted by Summer Neville on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 03:18:00 PST

Throwback footage...

this footage tickles me. i look like chubby hell and i have the flu, but it is a good set and i had a good time. plus, it got me on tv for the first time as an adult comic. check me out by going to...
Posted by Summer Neville on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:40:00 PST

Advice column trois.

Scott (aka "Wisconsin Badger") from Chicago writes in with two questions: "1)Can you buy an entire chess set at a pawn shop? and...2)How, exactly do you get off a non-stop flight?" Dear Scott-  I...
Posted by Summer Neville on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:56:00 PST

Advice Column 2 (numero dos)

From: Hannah"Why are stand up comedians drunks and improvisers whores?" Dear Hannah, I can't help but wonder if this is a personal and direct question being that I have dabbled in both improv and stan...
Posted by Summer Neville on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:46:00 PST

Summers Muy Serioso Advice Column 1

N. from Chicago writes, "Is it wrong to sleep with someone who slept with... let's say...10 of your friends? What do you think?"Dearest N., First of all, let me begin by congratulating you o...
Posted by Summer Neville on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:20:00 PST

Fine. I own crocs. Not the same as wearing them. ownership vs. use.

Fine.  I just realized that there are people who will read the last blog I wrote and know me for the hypocrite and liar I am.  Yes, I own crocs.  If you want to know, they are blue and...
Posted by Summer Neville on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:05:00 PST

Crocs. NO. NOT allowed.

Before I begin, I just need to make mention of the fact that I saw a guy checking himself out in the shopwindow today.  This would be fine and dandy, if not for the fact that he was wearing crocs...
Posted by Summer Neville on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:46:00 PST

www.chicagoghettobooty.com

I am so excited. I enjoy my current job, but it never hurts to have backups. I have received the message below from a number of caring and generous fellow myspacers. enjoy.-----ChicagoGhettoBooty.c...
Posted by Summer Neville on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:42:00 PST

i like to have men around.

i do.  they soothe me.  I make fun of guys alot, but there is no substitute for their company.  I spend the majority of my time with my sister and roomie.  If the ...
Posted by Summer Neville on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:26:00 PST