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Mattoleon Liedermite

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About Me

In case you don't know, I'm that guy that always gets "Has anyone ever told you that you look like Napoleon Dynamite?". I play guitar in a band called Hotness (www.hotnessrocks.com)(www.myspace.com/hotness). We play this little thing that people used to groove to called ROCK AND ROLL. I'm not good at accepting compliments...just ask Geo. I can be a pushover. I'm really good at going on long and cynical rants, but they're mostly done just to amuse others or to rip on myself. I'm pretty easy going and am always up for a good time.

My Interests

Let's be honest...you're not going to read anything past this point: Music, reading, sports, philosophy, mob movies, Discovery and History Channel shows because I love most things that 99% of America considers boring due to the fact that I'm a nerd deep down inside, outer space, social sciences, hating on Hinder and Nickelback, good comedy.

I'd like to meet:

Someone to explain to me why it is that nice guys really do always finish last, Marc Ford, and Nickleback so I can tell them to eat a K-mart bag full of dicks while bouncing on a clown shoe.

Music:

(In no particular order) Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, Black Crowes, Gram Parsons, Marc Ford, Guns N Roses, T. Rex, Delaney & Bonnie, Col. Parker, Ray Charles, Thin Lizzy, The Band, Gilby Clarke, Jayhawks, New York Dolls, Robert Johnson, ZZ Top, Neil Young, Gov't Mule, Blind Faith, Rolling Stones, Imperial Drag, Howlin' Wolf, Ryan Bingham, Dad's Porno Mag, Pete Droge & The Sinners, Stone Temple Pilots, Derek & The Dominos, Datsuns, AC/DC, Muddy Waters, Cactus, Doors, Graham Nash, Backyard Babies, Allman Brothers, Stephen Stills, Buckcherry, Pink Floyd, Donnas, Kill For Thrills, Candy, Foamfoot, John Lennon, CSNY, Byrds, Burning Tree, Joe Cocker, Mott The Hoople, Big Toe, David Crosby, Van Morrison, John Corabi, Jeff Beck, Free, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Velvet Revolver, Alice Cooper, Brian Setzer, Ritchie Valens, J. Geils Band, Cheap Trick, Blue Floyd, Eagles, Union, MC5, Hanoi Rocks, Elvis, Roxie 77, Who, Joe Perry Project, Darkness, Chris Robinson & New Earth Mud, Jet, Zakk Wylde, Ricky Nelson, Ron Wood, Johnny Cash, Bob Seger & The Silver Bullets, Neurotic Outsiders, Marvelous 3, Beautiful Creatures, Crash Kelly, Jonny Lang, Broken Homes, Traveling Wilburys, Butch Walker, Faces, Motley Crue, Bad Company, Jimi Hendrix, Slash's Snakepit, Lenny Kravitz, Injected, Bob Dylan, Kiss, Lit, Flying Burrito Brothers, Izzy Stradlin & The Ju Ju Hounds, Silvertide, Manassas, Social Distortion, Paul McCartney, Laidlaw, Scream, Ben Harper, Elton John, Screaming Lord Sutch, Camp Freddy, Cry Of Love, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Beatles, Wildhearts, Humble Pie, John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers, Buddy Holly, Eric Clapton, Jane's Addiction, Ted Nugent, Thorns, Cream, U2, Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac, Honeydrippers, Tenacious D, Soundgarden, David Bowie, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Metallica, Alice In Chains, Brides of Destruction, Heart, Yardbirds, Iggy & The Stooges, American Minor, Sheryl Crow, Tom Petty, Queen, Hellacopters, Robin Black, Bulldog, Universal Temple Of Divine Power (best band in Detroit), Grande Nationals, Rioteers, Skeemin' Nogoods, Hard Lessons, Muggs, Last Vegas, Coronados, Detroit Cobras, Dirty Americans, Rattlesnake Shake, Steepwater, Kingsnakes, Speedball, Pickups, Sirens, Sleepers, Beggars, Paybacks, Capitol Cities, Back In Spades, Hey Sailor, Ben Cyllus, Troy Gregory & The Stepsisters, Jake Leg, Dr's Prescription, Seduce (Dave Black RULES), Hellen, Wolfbait, Prime Ministers, Fags, Eastside Elvis, Desolation Angels, Decibilt, Singles, Fifth Period Fever, Scotty Morgan's Powertrane, Colic, Battling Siki, Subourbon Son, Sons Of The Gun, Dirt Road Logic, Class 3 Overbite, Mike Elgert and on and on and on

Movies:

This one is really tough...plus I made my music section really long, so I'll just name a select few: The Big Lebowski (God I love White Russians), La Bamba (Bob is the shit), Fargo, any and all mob movies, Office Space, Stand By Me, Reign Over Me (my guilty pleasure is dramas), good action movies, old horror movies, Spinal Tap, music DVDs, etc.

Television:

Don't really watch much TV but I like Sopranos, baseball and football games, and I have kind of gotten addicted to that show How I Met Your Mother (Doogie's still got it. Who knew there was more to this MD than just saving lives?). Oh yeah, I hate reality TV and all the stupid new game shows.

Books:

Godfather (the movie is the greatest movie of all time and the book is even better), pretty much anything about philosophy or anthropology, Holy Blood/Holy Grail, Hammer Of The Gods, I've read most the "classics", Walk This Way, How To Get People To Quit Asking "Did Anyone Ever Tell You..." (that's the one I'm currently writing), autobiographies, and I'm a sucker for Anne Rice books.

Heroes:

My Mom (isn't that sweet?), Socrates, Marc Ford, Plato, Craig Ross, Aristotle, Thales, Gilby Clarke, Brett Lucas, The Dude, NOT NICKLEBACK, Gram Parsons, Eric Clapton, those few people that also realize that the world is pretty much going in the shitter due to the almighty dollar.

My Blog

My Amp Was Taken Advantage Of By Movie Characters

Last night's show @ Mac's in Lansing went great...that is until my amp started sounding like King Kong was angrily making love to Godzilla's face while having molten lava thrown at his nipples by Moth...
Posted by Mattoleon Liedermite on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:39:00 PST

New Review Of Our Album

Just want to start out by saying that the beard experiment didn't last too long. It grew in OK, but I didn't like the way that it looked. I'm sure I'll do it up again sometime soon. Just thought I'd p...
Posted by Mattoleon Liedermite on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 02:33:00 PST

Facial Mess...Sounds Perverted

So I'm considering attempting to grow a beard (it's going to take quite an attempt due to my lack of evenly growing facial hair). I figured it would be a nice little change. It's either that or a tota...
Posted by Mattoleon Liedermite on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:29:00 PST

This post (unlike my last 2) does not mention ball kicking...yay!!!

So this is some serious stuff. Last night I had a crazy dream. Not my craziest, but still pretty crazy. It goes like this: I'm at the hospital on Wismer side. I'm in Room 1 taking an X-ray, but not of...
Posted by Mattoleon Liedermite on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:40:00 PST

A glass is half full statement!

"If you wake up in the morning expecting to get kicked in the balls and all you get is a slap in the face, it's a good day."Peacefully yours,Matt
Posted by Mattoleon Liedermite on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 06:51:00 PST

This is to state

that I Matt Lieder, on September 15,2007, am going to make a conscious effort to not make as many sarcastic comments (unless of course about myself). I will try not to make unnecessary comments about ...
Posted by Mattoleon Liedermite on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 12:17:00 PST

Unimportant Nonsense

Been a long time since I posted something...so here's something. It's really not anything except some babbling so i don't have to keep looking at the same couple blogs at the top of my page. I did cha...
Posted by Mattoleon Liedermite on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 11:18:00 PST

My Ugly Face All Across Michigan And Canadian TV

Thanks to everyone who tuned into PBS on Saturday night to watch Hotness on Rock N Roll Safari. Also, thanks to 101.1 WRIF for sponsoring this new series, plugging each band, and playing our music. I ...
Posted by Mattoleon Liedermite on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:33:00 PST

Poorness Sucks Clown Cock

2 BIG ROCK SHOWS featuring The Muggs and Hotness this weekend. 100% of the proceeds will go to the "We're Broke Ass Musicians And Can't Afford $3/Gallon Gas Fund". We aslo accept donations. Checks can...
Posted by Mattoleon Liedermite on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:56:00 PST

Emo=Terrorism

2 shows to kick shitty music in the ass.I hereby designate this weekend "Emo=Terrorism" weekend. I have it on good authority that bands like Dashboard Confessional and all those other whiny little hoo...
Posted by Mattoleon Liedermite on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:10:00 PST