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Boozy Irish Floozie

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About Me

Ahhh....me...I just received my MA in friendship and am now working on a PhD. I enjoy focusing on other people's problems because then I can completely ignore my own. I'm kinda okay with that right now. I've been known to throw myself eagerly into the path of unsuitable men. The first thing I do in the morning is main-line caffeine and then I eat ephedra pills. I am perfectly aware of the fact that I should not consume alcoholic beverages, as I will undoubtedly say the wrong things to the wrong people. I am blessed with so many gifts! I have a short fuse. I'm bossy. I am terrible at managing anything green: particularly plants and money. I bore rather easily. I'm wicked at Scrabble. I look down on people who constantly spell things wrong. I give people way too much. I push people away before they get too close. I was born without a brain to mouth filter. I have amazing friends who still love me despite my shortcomings. I like to compulsively shop and eat ice cream when I feel badly about myself....both of which make me feel terribly remorseful the next day!

My Interests

FASHION, gorgeous little things, prescription drugs, drinking, SHOPPING, hot young lawn boys, laughing, chasing the green fairy, writing, lip gloss, hot candle wax, car talk on NPR, talking on the cell w/out my headpiece.., watching tv, duct tape, eating ice cream, dodging people in public, new york times crosswords, flirting, live-music, drinking strong coffee thru straws, 666 margaritas, sweat, shiny and expensive objects, flirting with disaster, shrinky-dinks, dining, CHANEL sunglasses, huffing sharpie magic markers, evesdropping, people-watching, serving justice, lawn-jockies, men with veiny forearms, sedatives, hand sanitizer

I'd like to meet:

HERE FOR FRIENDS: Those who truly "get it"...and by that, I mean people who understand MY humor...(not too interested in encrypting yours...sorry). People who know how to spell. Those who react without having to be goaded. The wickedly funny, the sharp, the candid, the freakishly educated, the artistic, the humble, the hoity-toity, the serious, the silly, the good, the bad, (and on occasion) the ugly. I am instantly attracted to ANYONE who makes me feel special! I would like to meet hairdressers who will highlight my hair for free and tell me that I am pretty. I am intrigued by writers, artists and creative types...but enjoy biding time with those who have a sharp sense of humor, people who will make me coffee, buy me things, take me to their vacation homes, drive me places and ignore the fact that at times i can be shallow ...... Better yet...I'm happily engaged with my current friends. Thanks anyway!

Music:

The Beatles, Paul Simon, Esthero, Patti Smith, Tool, New Order, Sex Pistols, Bruce Springsteen, Replacements, Tori Amos, Joy Division, Radio Head, Beck, Led Zeppelin, My Bloody Valentine, Broken Social Scene, Interpol, Stevie Nicks, Beth Orton, Lenny Kravitz, Nina Simone, Frank Sinatra, Bjork, Foo Fighters, Johnny Cash, Madonna, BUSH, Jack Johnson, Joss Stone, Ella Fitzgerald, Tears for Fears, Echo and the Bunnymen, She Wants Revenge, Depeche Mode, The Cure, John Coltrane, Shakira, The Clash, The Dandy Warhols, The Beautiful South, Dolly Parton, Neil Diamond, Buzzcocks, A Band of Bees, Charmparticles, The Stone Roses, Elton John, , Carly Simon, Eva Cassidy.

Movies:

Anything by Christopher Guest, Young Frankenstein, Jaws, The Big Lebowski, Clueless, Cinema Paradiso

Television:

Golden Girls, Wife Swap, Skating with Celebrities, So You Think You Can Dance?, ANYTHING involving plastic surgery..

Books:

The Pull of The Moon (Elizabeth Berg) Cat's Cradle (Kurt Vonnegut) Brave New World (Aldous Huxley) 1984 (Orwell) The Great Gatsby (F. Scott Fitzgerald) The Joy Luck Club (Amy Tan) To Kill A Mockingbird (Harper Lee) A Medicine for Melancholy (Ray Bradbury) Lolita (Nabokov) OR anything by David Sedaris or Anita Shreve

Heroes:

Narciso Rodriguez, Marc Jacobs, Patsy Stone, BETTY FORD, MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN,GEORGE HAMILTON and MY AMAZING little DOG Izzie

My Blog

Gee, THANK YOU PROACTIV SOLUTION!

What do I have in common with these broads?NOTHING!They all CLAIM to have used Proactiv Solution.  But I actually DID!!!!!!!Once in a while I break out like a voice crackling 12 year old boy.&nb...
Posted by Boozy Irish Floozie on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:10:00 PST

IT'S BOYFRIEND SEASON

Ahhhhhhh&&..AUTUMN!   It's really the only season that keeps me from leaving here.  Just packing up all of my shit and checking out..  (I am talking about moving)   The hazy, dazy,...
Posted by Boozy Irish Floozie on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:37:00 PST

CALL ME!

  I swiped this from Jillian's blog because I don't have an original thought in my head right now...and this is really fun if people ACTUALLY do it!   MESSAGES...PLEASE! "> Get Your Own Voi...
Posted by Boozy Irish Floozie on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:11:00 PST

Happy Birthday to ME from YOU!

    Last summer my birthday was spent on Rehoboth Beach with seven other girls during my sisters bachelorette weekend.  We were all lined up in beach chairs enjoying the summer sun, whe...
Posted by Boozy Irish Floozie on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 12:07:00 PST

BIG PIMPIN'

Okay...I don't have a blog for you today.  I started my new job this week and don't see myself working any less than 65 hours a week.....until I fix all the shit that they have dropped in my lap....
Posted by Boozy Irish Floozie on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 06:39:00 PST

HOW TO SCORE A FIANCE BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS

      I might not know a lot about everything, but you can bet your sweet ass that I have all the answers when it comes to the men!  If you want to get married to one, you have to ...
Posted by Boozy Irish Floozie on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 05:08:00 PST

He is so TYPICAL!

JABS asked me to write a co-blog with him today.  His, entitled The Worst Thing A Guy Could Call A Woman, (in short) is of the opinion that a woman would rather be called a bitch than be called T...
Posted by Boozy Irish Floozie on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 12:52:00 PST

I'm taking confessions

***contains adult content.         I am an ordained minister.   Unfortunately this is not a joke.   A few years back my friends ordained me online, with my REAL phone num...
Posted by Boozy Irish Floozie on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 03:31:00 PST

INTERACTIVE BLOG

My screen debut was supposed to be in a Jordache jeans commercial when I was eight years old.  There was an open casting call at Macy's Herald Square on a Saturday afternoon, and afte...
Posted by Boozy Irish Floozie on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:26:00 PST

"FEMDOM" PART 2: Stiletto heels and a leash.

You need to read this: "FEMDOM" type arrangement    really quickly to be on board with today's blog.  I just HAD to find out more about this rather alluring situation.   ...
Posted by Boozy Irish Floozie on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 01:00:00 PST